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2020/08/17 21:01:54
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
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(I assume by gakky, you meant to say tacky)
Granted, but this new job is as a top general of the USSR during the great purge, and Stalin doesn't like you.
I wish I could find my lost socks.
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2020/08/18 03:20:42
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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Granted. You have a brief glimpse of them caught between a dragon’s teeth as he opens his mouth to devour you.
I wish for a Life-size wooden duck and a year’s supply of free pie.
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2020/08/18 15:21:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. We transported the duck immediately underneath and the pie straight to your bowels - for simplicity's sake.
I wish my apartment had three more rooms and an extra story
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2020/08/18 17:34:50
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
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Granted, but those three rooms are large expanses of radioactive wasteland, that can kill a cockroach instantly, that are technically rooms because they have walls and a ceiling, and the new story of your home happens to be infested by bats who also happen to have rabies, and they like to bite.
I wish 40k was a cheap, balanced, game that had no real world biases or influences.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2020/08/18 17:58:14
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2020/08/19 13:34:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. And then you woke up.
I wish I was a woman.
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2020/08/19 14:11:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but you are the last one on Earth. Prepare to receive a LOT of unsolicited mail, emails, phone calls, sudden visitors, and pictures.
I wish I had more storage for my minis
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2020/08/19 14:12:45
Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2020/08/19 14:17:07
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
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Granted but your new storage is a bag/shelf/display case of mini devouring
I wish those ants in my yard would pack up and go to a different continent.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2020/08/19 14:17:48
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2020/08/26 09:09:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Granted. They are now an invasive species, singlehandidly destroying whole forrests and partially responsible for accelerated climate change.
I wish for more steam credit
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https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
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2020/08/26 14:01:02
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
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Granted, but you get so much your on national news and suddenly everyone is begging you for it and you got hackers trying to take it.
I wish the weather where I lived (Midwest corn state) wasn't unpredictable (ie having a snowstorm one day and the next being hot enough to grill steak on the sidewalk, in March)
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2020/08/28 14:32:59
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2020/08/26 14:06:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. Welcome to year-round fire season. Its always dry, hot and smoking
I wish for a real piece of blackstone
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2020/08/27 01:11:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Chalice-Wielding Sanguinary High Priest
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Granted! It's still floating around space where Cadia used to be. Go get it, we'll wait.
I wish a Valve Index magically appeared on my desk.
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 "Hard pressed on my right. My centre is yielding. Impossible to manoeuvre. Situation excellent. I am attacking." - General Ferdinand Foch |
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2020/08/27 18:22:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
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Granted, but all it can do is give an interactive safety presentation on the dangers of the number three.
I wish to know everything
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2020/08/27 20:51:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. You spend the rest of your life paralyzed by the knowledge that everything you believed previously was either slightly or massively incorrect.
I wish for the freedom of the sparrow
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2020/08/28 08:54:54
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Chalice-Wielding Sanguinary High Priest
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Granted. Being unsure whether you meant you wished for the sparrow's freedom or to have its own freedom for yourself, both occur and you have the ability to fly. Following the sparrow on a whim, you both fly almost immediately into the front grill of an 18-wheeler.
I wish for steak and chips for dinner tonight.
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"Hard pressed on my right. My centre is yielding. Impossible to manoeuvre. Situation excellent. I am attacking." - General Ferdinand Foch |
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2020/08/28 13:40:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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Granted, enjoy your rat steak and banana chips.
I wish to own a creepy doll.
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2020/08/28 14:28:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
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Congratulations! You now own a creepy doll! wait, did it just move?
I wish I had the will to paint my army
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2020/08/28 14:45:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Chalice-Wielding Sanguinary High Priest
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Sorry, I thought the idea was to ruin it - that actually sounds kinda nice. 
Misclicking ork - granted, you now have the will to paint your army! ...which you promptly drain, having suddenly also gained the will to deep-clean and redecorate your home top to bottom over the course of 2 weeks.
(channeling DB's Oolong) I wish for a pair of used panties.
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"Hard pressed on my right. My centre is yielding. Impossible to manoeuvre. Situation excellent. I am attacking." - General Ferdinand Foch |
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2020/08/28 14:58:35
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
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Granted, they also have lice.
I wish I could come up with good jokes.
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2020/08/28 17:21:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted. You come up with the second deadliest joke ever.... and die within seconds.
I wish my plumbing issues would fix themselves.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2020/08/28 17:42:52
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
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Granted, you no longer get water. No leaks, no issues!
I wish I could type faster
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2020/08/28 18:07:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but its only on Mandrin Character keyboards
I wish to have some peace and quiet in my home
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2020/08/28 18:19:25
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
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Granted, you now have eternal peace in your home because your dead, and you got buried under the floorboard.
I wish paintbrushes would always have a sharp, but soft point.
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2020/08/28 19:55:43
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Chalice-Wielding Sanguinary High Priest
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Granted - somehow, your brushes are simultaneously sassily sarcastic yet still sensitively supportive.
I wish more people knew what the word alliteration means.
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"Hard pressed on my right. My centre is yielding. Impossible to manoeuvre. Situation excellent. I am attacking." - General Ferdinand Foch |
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2020/08/28 20:04:39
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
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Granted, garbage guttural groans coming from concerned cornered mouths...
Is how everyone speaks now.
I wish Pepsi was more popular.
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2020/08/30 06:01:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted. It becomes so popular that it sells out. It is now only sold at auction for millions of dollars a can/bottle.
I wish i had some good bourbon.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2020/08/30 12:24:05
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Chalice-Wielding Sanguinary High Priest
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Granted.
In case you couldn't tell - they're non-alcoholic.
I wish I had a frozen dacquiri right about now!
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"Hard pressed on my right. My centre is yielding. Impossible to manoeuvre. Situation excellent. I am attacking." - General Ferdinand Foch |
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2020/08/31 13:38:43
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
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Granted, it's frozen solid and you attempt to get it out of the glass, but the frozen cocktail falls into some crevice never to be seen again.
I wish I could have a pet goldfish
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2020/09/02 22:10:44
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Chalice-Wielding Sanguinary High Priest
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Granted - it's Bob, the killer goldfish, from Earthworm Jim. Without any sidekicks he's no threat, but he's really insulting and mean and his words are hurtful.
I wish more people would post in this thread.
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"Hard pressed on my right. My centre is yielding. Impossible to manoeuvre. Situation excellent. I am attacking." - General Ferdinand Foch |
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2020/09/03 01:40:41
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
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Granted, by the time you post a corrupted wish, you find that 16 other people beat you to it.
I wish I didn't keep forgetting to do the wishing part.
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2020/09/03 19:39:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted. You always remember the "wish" part, and even the Granted.... But you forget the corruption.
I wish it would rain down, down on me.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, 
Order of the Silver Hand
