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**Nofasse 'Eadhunta**

Grot Fanatics

I want Grots who are sh*tfaced on fungus beer!

**Deff Dread red Edition**

You'd never see:

1.A Tau without an etheral holding his hand.

2.A commisar giving written warnings instead of warning shots.

3.The emperor on an LSD trip.

4.A carwash seen with the sisters of battle in it.

5.Marines one a LSD trip.

**Ensis Ferrae**

GoFenris..what is wrong with you!!! *shakes head*

a race that has no WHFB parallel race to it...we'll never see that

**Nofasse 'Eadhunta**

Ensis Ferrae wrote:GoFenris..what is wrong with you!!! *shakes head*

a race that has no WHFB parallel race to it...we'll never see that

40k to WHFB Races

Imperial Guard = Empire
Chaos Marines = Warriors of Chaos
Chaos Daemons = Daemons of Chaos
Space Marines/Grey Knights/SOB = Brettonia
Hrud = Skaven
Old Ones = Lizardmen
Eldar = High Elves/Wood Elves
Dark Eldar = Dark Elves
Squats = Dwarfs
Necrons = Vampire Counts/Tomb Kings
Orks = Orcs and Gobbos
UPDATE: Tyranids = Common Insects

OMG! You're right LOL. Have I missed any? Tau don't have relatives so they don't count.

On-topic: A Bloodletter in a business suit.

**Alzger**

Nofasse You forgot to mention Tau. And most of the races that you mentioned are non playable, not that I really care...

A 40k tv show (I don't care if it's live action or cartoon, but I want to see a well written one)

**Zanslev**

Mekniakal wrote:Orks looting the golden throne.

"Please don't paint our most beatific lord red."

But that would make da Empera' go fasta!

Oh, and I will never see a verteran 'Russ

**KingCracker**

shooting bubbles! that one made me crack up. I instantly saw a uber bad ass looted wagon with a boom gun on it... blasting harmless bubbles at children.

**Chrysaor686**

A fluff section that's not full of pointless crap?

**Nofasse 'Eadhunta**

Ensis Ferrae wrote:GoFenris..what is wrong with you!!! *shakes head*

a race that has no WHFB parallel race to it...we'll never see that

I think we just did, Tau have no gay-fish relatives in WHFB.

**Crazy_Carnifex**

And Tyranids. Thats wishful thinking thre budy!

**Nofasse 'Eadhunta**

Tyranids have relatives in WHFB, and they remain even in the 41st Millenium and irl.

They're called insects. Go outside, you just might meet one.

On-topic: A Plaguebearer salesman who sells shampoo and who does his own sexy commercials in the shower.

A Nurgling who doesn't tell Nurgle what he wants for "Chaosmas" (Christmas in the Warp).

**GoFenris**

Ah hell, now I'm gonna haf ta build a looted gun wagon blowing bubbles with Boyz in the back throwing candy to children.

**Ensis Ferrae**

hehe, i was referring more to the suggested play style of the armies

so the Tau could be about equivalent to the wood elves in fantasy

we'll never see a marine "shrink" (as in head doctor. ya know, to cure those anger issues...)

**focusedfire**

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:I think we just did, Tau have no gay-fish relatives in WHFB.

Thus, implying that all the other races fantasy equivalents are gay-fish relatives. Good to see that you,ve finally come to terms with your roots

**Ghetto_Fight**

Space marine being heterosexual

**LunaHound**

Ghetto_Fight wrote:Space marine being heterosexual

are you cross eyed in your avatar?

**warboss Gutsparkz**

tie-dyed space marine hippies

**focusedfire**

Mrs. Emperor

**focusedfire**

Grandma Russ

**focusedfire**

Horus's nanny

**GoFenris**

Ghetto_Fight wrote:Space marine being heterosexual

Yeah, but you'll also never see a Chaplain marrying them, either.

**Nofasse 'Eadhunta**

A Sorcerer reprimanding his Familiar.

**Amen Brick**

A Chaos Marine changing his mind.

A free thinker, in any race.

"Sod the Greater Good...."

**KingCracker**

Ghetto_Fight wrote:Space marine being heterosexual

how can a SM be heterosexual when they dont really have a sex..... I guess more like hermaphrodite? wait thats both, they are neither..... Oh god my brain isnt awke yet. What the hell is neither

And cmon the Tau arnt gay-fish, tho that DID make me laugh a bit. But really I agree I dont thin k the Tau really have a WFB equivalent

**Amen Brick**

Anything that makes the universe worth... defending.

**Reaper6**

Space Wolves playing golf without attacking every bunker they see.
Eldar jetcycle in Domino's Pizza colours.
UPS ditch the silly brown vans in favour of Ork Battlewagons.
Ragnar Blackmane doing a guest spot on American Gladiators.
Eldar Harlequins rendition of Phantom of the Opera.
Space Wolves vs Thousand Sons on Judge Judy.
A successful How To Look Good Naked make-over on a Nurgling.

**SonsOfLoki**

a Dark Eldar update

**Crazy_Carnifex**

I think someone said that...

**SpaceDuck:P**

A Brave Guardsman

**Ensis Ferrae**

SpaceDuck wrote:A Brave Guardsman

i think this should really read: a brave guardsman WITHOUT a commisar standing over his shoulder.