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**Mekniakal**

Orks looting the golden throne.

"Please don't paint our most beatific lord red."

**Crazy_Carnifex**

An unhappy ork.

**The Philsonator**

Crazy_Carnifex wrote:An unhappy ork.

A happy grot

**GoFenris**

"I remember in the RT days you could not only field assault sqauds for IG, but give them jump packs as well."

I still have those rules! Ah the good ol' days of crazy armys!

Hmm...

Orks - An Ork Ambassador

Space Marines - Poet Laureate

Tau - An individual

Space Wolves - Cats

IG - Squat trikes <sniff> Whatever happened to those?

Chaos - Uh, there is nothing you won't see in a Chaos army.

**Nofasse 'Eadhunta**

A Victoria's Secret on an Eldar Craftworld.

**Augustus**

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:A Victoria's Secret on an Eldar Craftworld.

Well technically, its called Vistor's secret!

They sell all the same stuff.

But only men shop there.

Dying race indeed.

**Augustus**

In the spirit of the OP, never see a decent IG melee unit.

**The Philsonator**

Augustus wrote:In the spirit of the OP, never see a decent IG melee unit.

You never know man... New codex could be broken

**Nofasse 'Eadhunta**

A Commissar without his hat.

**Nofasse 'Eadhunta**

A Daemonette who doesn't know the saying:

'Children in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause children."

**Septic**

Augustus wrote:In the spirit of the OP, never see a decent IG melee unit.

bah, you can get 500 odd attacks out of 50 conscrips for 500pts (if you include laspistols)

**G. Whitenbeard**

A smiling Necron

**The Philsonator**

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:A Daemonette who doesn't know the saying:

'Children in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause children."

LOL!

**sexiest_hero**

Bad guys with an IQ more than0.6

**HellsGuardian316**

This scene......

aunshova wrote:

originally posted by Aunshova on the 40K humour Some randomness thread

**The Philsonator**

Yes we will never see that

**warboss Gutsparkz**

Orks with twin power klaws. seriously, space marines get twin powerfists so i think we deserve somethin' like that dont we?

**GoFenris**

Great GREAT image of the Guardsman and Commissar!!! Especially like the shoulder patch, arm band and smiley face!

**Amen Brick**

A tau traditionalist

**warboss Gutsparkz**

a slaaneshi deamonette WITHOUT bondage.

**Amen Brick**

A Khornate (or Ork) singing: "Ebony and Ivory"

**LunaHound**

This i guess

**The Philsonator**

warboss Gutsparkz wrote:Orks with twin power klaws. seriously, space marines get twin powerfists so i think we deserve somethin' like that dont we?

Orks getting some variaton of Lightning Claws... that would be so mad.

Or some kind of power weapon!!!

Necrons getting more than one kind of troop choice

A Chaos Marine that converts back to serve The Emperor

**Deff Dread red Edition**

A very large man in a dress with dreadlocks dancing to polka music,on a battlefield while still trying to fight a carnifex.

**Nofasse 'Eadhunta**

A T4 Guardsman.

**KingCracker**

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:A looted Squiggoth.

hey im sure there has been Ork tribe fighting Ork tribe, and the loser ended up getting their Squigs.......looted

**aunshova**

The Imperium of Man actually following the Emperor's guidelines as he had originally intended.

**KingCracker**

wowzers I just realized this is my first super success thread. thanks everyone so far for thinking up the funnies!

and to stay on topic, a Commissar telling a joke other then "knock knock, whos there? BLAM!!!!! THE NEXT ONE TO STOP SHOOTING TO ANSWER MY JOKES GETS THE SAME!!!!"

**GoFenris**

A Chaos Deamonette wearing a nun's habit. (Would make a neat twist though!)

**GoFenris**

The Imperium electing a new Emporer. One that supports reaching out to the enemy for the sake of common goals and mutual desires. An emporer that is willing to listen and get away from fossil fuels.

Imagine a hybrid or even an all electric Rhino or Land Raider!
Imagine a universe where 'umies help Orks pick mushrooms and not grow from them.
Imagine Chaos, being allowed to play Blood Bowl all they want to satisfy their "Blood for the Blood God" Mandates.
Imagine the Tau, helping make "The Greater Good" not just a slogan!
Imagine the Eldar getting to have sex again.
Imagine an Ork Looted Tank that is the shootiest at shooting bubbles!
Imagine a Dark Eldar Brothel, clean and totally legal!

Ah yeah!!!

(Oh wait, I guess we'll never see any of that. Could be a neat line of figures though.)