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2009/12/09 03:50:59
Subject: If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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I would pretend to be the emprah reincarnated and the the real emprah is dead on the throne and throw out the body. on of 2 things would happen
1: they believe me and i get all the sob arse i want.
2: i get shot by the arbites.
either way i would turn to chaos.
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/12/09 22:19:23
Subject: If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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But it's so awesome.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2009/12/09 22:34:32
Subject: If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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Join the Guard it's the fun way to die.
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!
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DR:90+S++G++M+B++I+Pw40kPwmhd+ID+++A++/wWD359R+++++T(M)DM+
 Deff Gearz 2,000+pts. (50% painted),  Retribution 57pt.(70% painted),  FOW British Armoured Squadron 1660pts. (15% painted)
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2009/12/11 01:08:35
Subject: If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Lord of the Fleet
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Knowing what I know, I'd infiltrate Terra, and slip a broadcast into the world wide vox system that plays prayers 24/7 divulging how the Emperor might be freed from the Golden Throne. And that the Inquisition has been sitting on this for Ten Thousand years.
And then hide and watch as the Inquisition tries to decide if they can actually declare Exterminatus on Terra.
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2009/12/11 13:06:01
Subject: If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Sinewy Scourge
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BaronIveagh wrote:And then hide and watch as the Inquisition tries to decide if they can actually declare Exterminatus on Terra.
That would be utterly hilarious.
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2009/12/11 15:20:17
Subject: Re:If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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1.I'd bribe the Eldar with pictures of Sgt_Scruffy's "avatar" so I can join them, and give them the secrets to breaking free of their "slaneeshi secret".
2. Kick some ass
3. Rule the Universe
4. ???
5. Profit
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2009/12/11 15:42:46
Subject: Re:If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Lurking Gaunt
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I would argue the armor save value of every piece of terrain around me. 
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2009/12/11 22:21:55
Subject: If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Teach the mechanus how to fix a computer than be burned as a witch.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2010/01/16 10:33:49
Subject: If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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Get myself a sex change (secretly), then become the first SoB whore and start my own Order of the sacred Hore or smth
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'cause I'm the one who waits for you
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2010/01/18 08:57:43
Subject: Re:If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Steadfast Grey Hunter
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/01/18 08:58:48
Haddi wrote:
Hello Guardsmen, look at your Leman, now back to mine, now back to your Leman, now back to mine. Sadly, your Leman isn't mine, but if they stopped using standard engines and switched to Lucifer Pattern, they could move like they're mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? Your in a battlefield with the Rhino your Leman could move like. Whats in your hand, back at me, I have it, it's the fire control for the Twin-linked Assault Cannons aimed at you. Look again, it's a Deep-Striked Land-Raider. Anything is possible when your Tanks move like Blood Angels, and not like Guardsmen. I'm on a Baneblade. |
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2010/01/18 20:27:00
Subject: Re:If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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Cause i'm a man and men can't be SoB's...
Hm that gave me a new idea...:-? Start the BoB - Brothers of Battle - something like Revenge of the Virgin Nerds with unshakable faith in the goog dying-on-the-Golden-Throne God-Emperor aka Corpse-God
And then sell them all to Chaos
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Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
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2010/01/24 19:52:50
Subject: Re:If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Fresh-Faced New User
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I would provide abaddon with the 5th edition codex and rulebook.
After he stops sobbing over the sucky codex i'll show him all the maps over the different races' homeworlds in the rulebook.
To sweeten the deal i'd provide coordinates to every known blackstone fortress and relic shrine ever mentioned in WD.
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2010/01/25 09:48:31
Subject: Re:If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Sinewy Scourge
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arachnid wrote:I would provide abaddon with the 5th edition codex and rulebook.
After he stops sobbing over the sucky codex i'll show him all the maps over the different races' homeworlds in the rulebook.
To sweeten the deal i'd provide coordinates to every known blackstone fortress and relic shrine ever mentioned in WD.
Erm... what are you hoping you'll get in return?
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2010/01/25 10:23:30
Subject: Re:If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Morgrim wrote:arachnid wrote:I would provide abaddon with the 5th edition codex and rulebook.
After he stops sobbing over the sucky codex i'll show him all the maps over the different races' homeworlds in the rulebook.
To sweeten the deal i'd provide coordinates to every known blackstone fortress and relic shrine ever mentioned in WD.
Erm... what are you hoping you'll get in return?
Probably his soul will be flayed by Abaddon's sword.
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 Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/01/25 16:56:47
Subject: If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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i think he's actually trying to get himself killed in 40k
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/01/26 10:23:57
Subject: Re:If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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I would get shout for speaking about progress,innovative humanity etc....
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/01/31 02:14:31
Subject: If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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seek out the Illuminati, and tell them everything you know of in the 40k universe... the rulebook would help.From there, you would be brought to the black library, and the eldar would break free from slanesh, and the god emperor would finally awaken....
that: or; more likely...would probably have been shot by an inquistor
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Current Projects: Pre-Heresy Dreadnaught / Blood Ravens Honor guard / Rhino / scratch built drop pod / |
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2010/01/31 02:44:35
Subject: If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Combat Jumping Ragik
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Join the Tau empire if possible, If not idk . . .rogue trader?
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Trade rules: lower rep trades ships 1st. - I ship within 2 business days, if it will be longer I will contact you & explain. - I will NOT lie on customs forms, it's a felony, do not ask me to mark sales as "gifts". Free shipping applies to contiguous US states. |
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2010/01/31 03:54:23
Subject: If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Kabalite Conscript
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I'd either;
Go have a little chat with tzeentch face to face *then promptly go insane from massive amounts of new found knowledge and transmorgify into a rainbow blob of warp fire*
Or, Find a webway opening and go look for coramagrah, and go learn under the haemonculus, assuming i'd survive getting to ones la, and his 'teachings'. All the time talking to slannesh about his little games.
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Tyranid war record; 16/1/13
Eldar war record; 31/6/41
Dark eldar war record; 65/43/11 |
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2010/01/31 17:37:15
Subject: Re:If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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join the WH, become a lord, chat up a cannoness, find dolthe and bring about the creation of my DIY chapter.
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On. 
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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2010/02/03 00:15:53
Subject: If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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I'd repeatedly slam my head against the Golden Throne in frustration cause I'm already past the geneseed implantation age.
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Q: How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Emperor IS MY LIGHT!!!
Azezel wrote:I believe they've tried that. thirteen times in fact... Fourteen if you count that Horus thing.
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2010/02/03 04:20:10
Subject: If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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@fallen_wolfborn: What does DIY mean?
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2010/02/03 05:22:54
Subject: If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Resourceful Gutterscum
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I think I would give the Ad Mech all my electronic stuff, like laptop and Ipod and cell phone in exchange for them using Horus geneseed on me and turning me into a space marine.
When Im a space marine and full equiped in some Luna Wolves looking power armor.. I would head to cadia and see what all the fuss is over there lol...
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"Shut up! Shut up or I'll tear your head off, stuff it with frag grenades, and use it as the ugliest explosive ever made" -Adhemar, 1st Claw, 10th Company, VIII Legion  |
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2010/02/03 05:42:40
Subject: If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Weiss wrote:I think I would give the Ad Mech all my electronic stuff, like laptop and Ipod and cell phone in exchange for them using Horus geneseed on me and turning me into a space marine.
When Im a space marine and full equiped in some Luna Wolves looking power armor.. I would head to cadia and see what all the fuss is over there lol...
AdMech cogitators(computers) are much more advanced than 21st century computers,also his geneseed remained in his body which was retrieved by the Black Legion and later destroyed by the very same and also AdMech wouldn't create Primarch geneseed even if they could(they can't because it's too complex and they didn't make it).
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/02/03 17:57:04
Subject: Re:If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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I'd find a battle between guard and khornate cultists and scream BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR! SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE! and see what happened.
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early bird gets the worm
second mouse gets the cheese
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2010/02/03 18:15:14
Subject: If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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The guard would be hopelessly slaughtered
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Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too? |
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2010/02/06 14:25:35
Subject: If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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Munch Munch! wrote:@fallen_wolfborn: What does DIY mean?
DO- IT-YOURSELF CHAPTER. one i made up myself.
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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2010/02/06 17:56:33
Subject: If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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fallen_wolfborn wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:@fallen_wolfborn: What does DIY mean?
DO- IT-YOURSELF CHAPTER. one i made up myself.
I also made my own DIY chapter,the Fire Wraiths.
I'm surprised to see this thread still standing.
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/02/07 14:56:00
Subject: If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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IvanTih wrote:fallen_wolfborn wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:@fallen_wolfborn: What does DIY mean?
DO- IT-YOURSELF CHAPTER. one i made up myself.
I also made my own DIY chapter,the Fire Wraiths.
I'm surprised to see this thread still standing.
i have a DIY chapter, is called TCFTAOTTE (the chapter for the appreciation of the tau empire)
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/02/07 18:20:40
Subject: Re:If you were transported to 40k universe with all the knowledge of that you know?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/02/07 18:21:28
Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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