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I would kill myself before the Inquisition does.
Clearly, as a 40k AND Dark Heresy player I'd know way too much for my own good. ^^

What, they don't speak english in 40K ? That's something new

How is this time-travel possible? To put someone into a different time without alot of fuss would take someone with tactical geni..... CREEEED!!!!!


I've waited so long to do one of those....

I being a realist. Would find my self a normal boring job know that you are more likely to die a horrible death than
become a spare marine
have the choas good give you any powe
join the the imperial guard and live long enought to go up any rank

ect

I would move to a nice quite world to live on thats protected by several titans

Go to Fenris and . . . prolly die. Best case scenario, they'd let me be a bondsman. I won't even pretend that I'd hack it as anything better among the Sky Warriors.

In all reality, if any of us fit into the 40k world . . . well, we ought to be checked into the loony bin here in the real world.

Join the Imperial Guard! See the Galaxy! Bring honour to myself and my family! Bring death to the vile Xenos! With possibilities for advancement! And my local recruiting station is only in the next hab block!

Imperial propaganda can be so persuasive...

Use my knowledge to try and get a seat in the Inquisition.

Either that, or be executed by the Inquisition for heresy.

I would set up a small company, that built plasteel miniatures. At the start I would be based solely upon having fun. However as I got richer I would lose my sense of self and ultimately my soul. Becoming the biggest name of Plasteel miniatures I would then turn my profits into building a secret reality warping machine to transport myself into my own game world.

Baring that I might open a Porn Studio called Penetrating Hit.

Serve Khorne.

I don't really want to have to think too much, and how better to hand around in the GRIM DARKNEESSS of the 40k universe?

Also, I'd like to meet Kharn. He's a nice guy, that Kharn...

Honestly, I'd lay low for the most part.

So many options with that much knowledge.

1. Join the Inquisition, using my absolute knowledge and limitid ability to make s**t up to rise through the ranks, eventually foiling Chaos and bringing back the emporer... NOT JUST AS PLANNED!
2. Use ability to make s**t up not only be an Eldar, but become even more badass than Eldrad but without the whole being-a-jerk thing.

This reminds me of that d100 ig table..

Anyway Id get a regular job and play earth 2000 table top battle game. America is OP!

Manchu wrote:In all reality, if any of us fit into the 40k world . . . well, we ought to be checked into the loony bin here in the real world.

Which is why I'd fit in perfectly. MUHUHAHAAAHAAA Norwulf, bats**t crazy Inquisitor lord.

Sneak into a SoB convent at night, muhahaha.

PanzerSmurf wrote:Sneak into a SoB convent at night, muhahaha.

Your dirty. That, or my mind is. PANTYRAID!

Doombot001 wrote:Worship Tzeentch.

Not for power or glory, but for the simple fact that I know a LOT and want CHANGE.

I'd much rather worship Slaanesh, infinite pleasure for a millennium

I'd somehow explore the galaxy by offering knowledge to a rogue trader or something.

Bitch slap the Mechanicus mars dudes! saying: 'this Sh** with riveting has got to stop!!! use welding, WELDING!!!!!"

And as a consequence die! Or take Wikipedia info on our weapons of the time and sell them to the red peeps on mars for protection!!

Cry.

A lot.

Like everyone else, probably get a nice little trip on a black ship to visit Earth. Rapidly goes down hill from there.

Hitch a ride to Terra, offer myself as an ultimate prophet to the Imperium, ascend to glory and wealth.

Knowing that the Golden Throne is failing, that Lion El Johnson is taking a nap right under the noses of the DA? Knowing that the larger main Tyranid fleets are coming?

I wouldn't know where to start, knowing all that, and more. We WH40K players know that things in the game universe are pretty sucky, even if you are powerful, and way more sucky if you aren't. We know that things could well get a lot worse.


On a more upbeat note, I'd go and 'pwn' the Eldar whenever they tried to mock me as a primitive, by telling them that I know their dirty little Slaanesh secret and more.
Do Eldar blush/go red in the face with embarrassment? I might find out unless they kill me straight off the bat.

Join the Guard, since I'm already in the army, I'm half way there . And since I had that crazy poster showing weak points of all the 'nids... I would destroy them all. Bwarharhahr!!

I wonder how actual tactics differ now and in the imaginary awesome universe that is WH40K. *ponders*

I'd find the nearest sharp metal thing and start hitting everyone i could get to screaming "MAIM! KILL! BURN!" repeatedly... until i get shot. Unless by some miracle khorne finds this amusing and turns me into a demon prince....Its atleast worth a try

I would convert to Tzeentch. Surely he would appreciate my knowledge and let me mess with sorcery. Be interesting at least.

Id probably get a katana, power armor, a book of records for the year 2015 and go on hilarious adventures to try to get back to my time, which may involve trying to get a delorian to go 85mph.

Kill Failabaddon and take over his job as Warmaster of Chaos. Just blow up Cadia instead of trying to take it. Take over the galaxy.

Seek out Master Librarian Tigurius. Follow him absolutely(If i can become an ultramarine, BONUS) till he is willing to teach me.(the wont work but hey) Once I have studied the making of existence and the fabric of reality I would just go home, cause I can do that kinda gak now.

Go to mars? maybe with a blowtorch and solder. Hey! someone should make rp rules for this! 99.9% of us would be tottally boned after rolling for where we appear!

Failing that, join Slannesh! once you go Slannesh you never go back, kind of like death, only good-ish

Well, we'd all be blanks because the psyker gene hasn't developed in us yet. I would then join an Inquistiors retinue...or I'd go to the imperial palace and ask if I could pop in and say hello to the custodes. Or, even better I'd find a way to go BACK in time, and kill everyone who thinks abaddon is fail when they're babies.