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I'll do

1.Find Cypher
2.Join Cypher's journy some how.
3.meet the emperor

Ah, so you have a red ship and do smuggling runs of cosmetics then?

Morgrim wrote:Ah, so you have a red ship and do smuggling runs of cosmetics then?

Who,me?

Stare in amazement and the wonderous new world I have been transported to.

Then cease to exist as the universe implodes due to the HUGE amounts of energy needed to teleport someone into another alternate universe!

yes I believe in the theory of infinite multiple universes, and therefore believe in a 40k universe, but also I'm not an idiot and realised that (currently at least unless we really pull something out of our scientific hat) it's impossible to travel between them.

For all of you answering "durr, durr, I'd be a space marine" unless you happen to be an Olympic level athlete who also happens to be an expert in several different combat techniques, and be between the ages of 11ish-17ish, you might as well say "I'd be brained within seconds by a bunch of fourteen yearolds."

Dear chaps, listen closely, for I do believe I have found the ultimate way to blackmail the Galaxy.

Behold, a hardback copy of the Dawn Of War Omnibus, personally signed by C.S. Goto; thus armed with this newfound knowledge, I shall proceed across the galaxy in a Thunderhawk gunship fitted with Laud Hailers set to play a loop of random fragments from the book.

I shall visit every world, every moon and every asteroid, and I will not stop until my following demands are met:

- The Chaos Gods shall grant me Immortality (definition of Immortality to be further clarified in a 6 thousand page annex, provided here), and an exemption from Black Crusades and subversive cult activities on a 50 lightyear radius around my position at any point in time.
- The Tau Empire will outfitall its battlesuits with a fox tail mounted at the top of a large antenna
- The Eldar Craftworlds will join forces to release a Collector's Edition M41 Playboy: Craftworld Playmate of the Month Almanach
- The Imperium of Man will grant me hereditary rights of sovereignty over a sector of my choice, and the Imperial Fists will be responsible for building me a crib
- All said Playmates of the Month will be invited for a party at my crib on said secetor. The party will be scheduled to last until M43
- The Space Wolves Chapter will be reorganized as the Space Wolves Legion and to celebrate, they will be responsible for supplying my crib with an endless stream of (slightly toned down) Fenrisian Ale
- The Tyranids and the Necrons shall provide the security detail around my sector of the galaxy, ensuring no unwanted Inquisitor or Remembrancer trespasses; this will be hardest to achieve, and may require providing copies of C.S. Goto's Deathwach series as further bargaining chips.
- Also, the Golden Throne will be moved on the other side of the palace, on the grounds that it captures the Emperor's s better side

Report to the nearest Arbites station for summary execution.

Now if I were transported to 30K I might actually try to do something.

Die in some hive world of some infection/virus in minutes, and if you are lucky to make it a week or so, be picked up by local justicars and be reduced to a servitor

@Lupe: Now that is the greatest plan ever. Are you sure you're not Tzeetch? But I do find one flaw in it. Do not have the Imperial Fists build your crib. It would probably be designed to be painful and extremly uncomfortable just like the Pain glove. Now if you want the ultimate party crib than call in the DE, slaanesh daemons and Emperor's children. It would have a bunch of disco balls, giant loud speakers and tons of space weed, and spacetesy.(space ecstasy)Then get the ale and eldar playmates. That basically equals the best party hangout.

Go to Mars with the STC for a Thunderhawk AC-130 and become a member of the Adeptus Mechanicus.

Or just join the Imperial Guard.

Depends.

If I materialize in Tau space, I will die in a vacuum.

If I materialize on a Tau planet I will request asylum in the Empire, then accept whatever Cast they wish to put me in.

If I materialize in the Imperium I'll start worshipping Tzeentch, knowing that only through becoming a Chaos worshipper of great magnitude do I have a chance of surving....Alternatively join the IG or IN.

If I materialize in Eldar space I'll commit suicide, same with Dark Eldar(rather stab myself in the heart then be stabbed by a DE...if ya know what I mean...)

Any other situation I would also just kill myself, honestly an ork planet bad, tyranid infested bad, daemons will kill me before I can yell blood for the blood god.....


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Join the Orks definitely

Well i would bring my calgar model with me find him, and throw it at him, then shout BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!

^ and I will go to your funeral

Report to my friendly neighbourhood commisar for summary execution as I have said the word "Khorne".

Ask if someone could pass the Khorne

Bring blueprints for all the STCs from the stopover I did in year 20,000, subliminally hypnotize the emperor to Like me alot and program Horus with epileptic seizures when exposed to polka music,
Snuff him after the emperor decides to become statesman,

Nuke Mars and restart it with people who can read,

And live the good life.

For the guy way back at the beginning, the warp makes Nids weak. So it would be win for the chaos gods. Unless the tyranids some how get CREEEEED!!!!!

Paint myself green and then, Shoot, Smash, Chop, Stop.

Well... thats my solution for everything. Cept the green part, hehe.

Victimized Tyrant wrote:For the guy way back at the beginning, the warp makes Nids weak. So it would be win for the chaos gods. Unless the tyranids some how get CREEEEED!!!!!

oh, that would be easy, just surround him with 3 or 4 full squads of termagaunts or hormagaunts,

simples

Go mad write a book about every thing I know before being executed by the nearest possible commissar

then in humanity's final days they will realise that the crazed profit of the 41st century was write, or depending on if it was a Tuesday or not I would join the IG and forget my past

If we have no chaos gods in our universe then it means that we are all BLANKS(thats what i think)

Ask an ork to "pimp" my ride.

Tundrawulf wrote:Ask an ork "pimp".

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Tundrawulf wrote:Ask an ork to "pimp" my ride.

Meh he'd just paint it red and now it goes FASTA!

xGhost4000x wrote:

Tundrawulf wrote:Ask an ork to "pimp" my ride.

Meh he'd just paint it red and now it goes FASTA!

That, and the fact that you never have to worry about speed tickets anymore. EVER!

But you do have to worry about it exploding in your face!

Appear in a world were gunfire is as common in the air as oxygen, e3ither be shot and killed outright...or duck for cover and hide under a giant rock only to find that its a tyranid and be promptly eaten...

I would hail the tau empire... and help them design new suits (you know.. ones that are resistant to hand to hand combat)

aka_tizz wrote:

xGhost4000x wrote:

Tundrawulf wrote:Ask an ork to "pimp" my ride.

Meh he'd just paint it red and now it goes FASTA!

That, and the fact that you never have to worry about speed tickets anymore. EVER!

With the addition of a deff rola and more Dakka you can ever imagine.