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First, I wold join he Tau until I grew strong enough, then when I gain prestige, kill a shas'O, steal his battlesuit, and command his cadre to spill blood for Khorne.

I turn into a daemon prince and spill blood for the Blood God for eternity. MWAHAHAHAHA!

Hey... I... Waaaaah! WAAAAAAGH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!


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Or maybe join chaos and become a follower of Tzeentch and pull strings with my 'allies' until I became a daemon prince.

I might just try to cause as much sh-t and chaos as possible before I die.

I would start a massive Waaaagh! and start a war with the imperium

I would probably do nothing as knowledge is a poison in the 40k Universe. Knowing is overrated and those who know to much are often killed O.o

Easy. Go to the nearest SPACE ATM and withdraw whatever $8000 at 12% interest is, after compounding for 40,000 years. I'm gonna guess that is a lot of money.

Then I'm going to buy 15 badass IG veteran bodyguards, get crazy body mods and armor, and use the inestimable amount of money left over to buy a nice Imperial governorship somewhere or Rogue Trader letters of Marque.

Then use my insane riches to build a nice standard of living with a lot of arbites presence to avoid any trouble. Encourage the Mechanicum to settle on a nearby moon by offering to finance the construction of their initial facilities.

If you have even a dollar hidden away somewhere, compounding its interest, you have a lot of money waiting for you in the 41st millenium.

Silverthorne wrote:Easy. Go to the nearest SPACE ATM and withdraw whatever $8000 at 12% interest is, after compounding for 40,000 years. I'm gonna guess that is a lot of money.

Dollars are only money when people will sell you stuff for dollars.

Considering you'd be the only person in the universe using them, it'd be quicker to just write "this is worth a gazillion thrones" on a piece of notebook paper, and try to use that to buy your space mansion.

I Would find the Dark Eldar.... Offer my self as a experiment, but give them the knowledge of I know... Stargate the talos

Join a hive gang and get some mad tats/piercings, and then, hold the planetary governor hostage for credits, become famous or dead.

Orkeosaurus wrote:

Silverthorne wrote:Easy. Go to the nearest SPACE ATM and withdraw whatever $8000 at 12% interest is, after compounding for 40,000 years. I'm gonna guess that is a lot of money.

Dollars are only money when people will sell you stuff for dollars.

Considering you'd be the only person in the universe using them, it'd be quicker to just write "this is worth a gazillion thrones" on a piece of notebook paper, and try to use that to buy your space mansion.

Eh, Ben Franklin did it- invested ~$100 dollar for his two favorite cities- Philadelphia and Boston- to be cashed in (after compounding) in 400 years or something. So I don't think that the currency changeover would be as big of a deal as picking a financial adviser you think can go the 40,000 year distance. With only a couple extinction events thrown in there, and massive genocidal wars. I've got a good feeling about this.

I think I'll hold on to my stocks in SquatTech and Zoat Co. I've only heard good things about them, they sound like a solid investment going into the eons.

Hide out a lot while I try to find a way back.

But, if there is no way back, probably attempt to join the Inquisition (so I can put my knowledge to good use, instead of getting killed for it), or, failing that, become a Rogue Trader. Maybe turn to Chaos if I get bored. I think the Chaos gods would be interested to know what I know.

Or go to Terra and unplug the Emperor, then declare myself the new Emperor of Mankind!

Inquisitor_Syphonious wrote:Join a hive gang and get some mad tats/piercings, and then, hold the planetary governor hostage for credits, become famous or dead.

Actually you have a pretty good chance of becoming both.


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Euraldius wrote: Go to Terra and unplug the Emperor, then die a painful death!

Fixed11!!!111!!!!1!

Judging from all the artwork, I'd be able to conquer entire worlds with just my personal hygiene.

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IvanTih wrote:What would you do?
I would love to say to Eldar that the BIG GUY(the Emperor) would easly s=it out Eldrad(what a dick).

I guarantee that most of us on earth would either be killed by other Imperial citizens, killed by the xenos/traitors, or killed by the Imperial government because many of us would be too "free-spirited".

Did someone say my name?

I would join Cadian 8th beacause they are commanded by CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

IvanTih wrote:I would join Cadian 8th beacause they are commanded by CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

the joke is old man. give it up.

This is what would happen to me.
1) transported to holy terra
2) realize that the emperor is actually a 40,000 Jervis Johnson
3) kill myself in despair.

GIVE MYSELF TO THE BLOOOOOOD GOD!!!!

become a chaos marine thanks to fabius bile, join Kharn and his merry lot of lobotomized warriors then go about gathering skulls

I would give tactical advice, like we do on the army list forum. I'm sure the eldar would be bewildered at why this pathetic human knew so much about eldar warfare.

Kurgash wrote:become a chaos marine thanks to fabius bile, join Kharn and his merry lot of lobotomized warriors then go about gathering skulls

Dude if you and kharn were " skull collecting" the moment he saw you he would collect your skull

Skull count
Kharn = we lost count

you = Void since kharn just killed you

Kurgash wrote:become a chaos marine thanks to fabius bile, join Kharn and his merry lot of lobotomized warriors then go about gathering skulls

I'd be careful around Kharn. He might seem like a pretty nice guy, but he does have a reputation as a team-killing f**ktard.

That sir, is an understatement.

I'd share my programming knowledge with the Mechanicum.
It may actually get me somewhere...

I'd share my programming knowledge with the Mechanicum.
It may actually get me somewhere...

Try to join Adeptus Mechanicus.

Cheese Elemental wrote:

Kurgash wrote:become a chaos marine thanks to fabius bile, join Kharn and his merry lot of lobotomized warriors then go about gathering skulls

I'd be careful around Kharn. He might seem like a pretty nice guy, but he does have a reputation as a team-killing f**ktard.

Munch Munch! wrote:That sir, is an understatement.

+1

1. Learn Gothic

2. Request an audience with an Ordo Xenos Inquisitor.

3. If the audience was refused I would tell him some of what I know about Necrons.

4. If he didnt shoot me I would request a place in his staff as his advisor in all things Xenos.

5.Live out my life on a fancy starship getting paid for such an easy job.

6. Retire after I have made three billion credits.

7. Buy an expert bodyguard.

8. Buy a backwater planet and build a nice big mansion, fill a library with Imperial books telling tales of battles and other things.

9. Buy a couple of hundred servants to grow crops and build houses and that.

10. Invite an Imperial General who is at war with Orks over and sell him some facts about them for a lot of money.

11. Kick back and enjoy life with a nice ice cold glass of the finest Liquer and a good book.

I would join IG as a human because they would accept me as a fellow human

Head for a SM chapter, if I fail the test, head for the Guiard, then, desert to the Tau, they are more understnading.

go into ad-mech recorsd dating back to M2 and find the deed to my house and make trillions in the ensueing lawsuit. Nobody has been paying rent ON TERRA for the last 38,000 years

And IvanTih, it isn't nessisary to capitalize CREEEEEED or add so many "E"s every single time it is typed, only at, during or slightly after the moment of outflanking may you vent frustration in such a way.