Switch Theme:

Primarchs in the bedroom...  [RSS] Share on facebook Share on Twitter Submit to Reddit
»
Poll
Which Primarch Would Have Been Popular With The Ladies?
The Lion
Sanguinius
Leman Russ
Roboute Gulliman
Magnus
Lorgar
Horus
Fulgrim
Vulkan
Konrad Curze
Rogal Dorn
Mortarion
Perturabo
Alpharius
Jaghatai Khan
Ferrus Manus
Angron
Corax

View results
Author Message
Advert


Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you:
  • No adverts like this in the forums anymore.
  • Times and dates in your local timezone.
  • Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance.
  • Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely.
  • Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net.
If you are already a member then feel free to login now.




Made in us
Sneaky Lictor




Sacramento, CA

All women love lions

currently playing: ASoIaF | Warhammer 40k: Kill Team

other favorites:
FO:WW | RUMBLESLAM | WarmaHordes | Carnevale | Infinity | Warcry | Wrath of Kings

DQ:80S+G+M----B--IPwhfb11#--D++A++/wWD362R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Wow. Threadnecromancy much? I had entirely forgotten about this thread's existence.


Melissia wrote:None, they're all too damn big.



Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





New Jersey, USA

This thread is silly, we call know that the primach Catyrpelius is best in bed.

On a more positive note, I just found out my boss playes WHFB...Win!


 
   
Made in us
Stormin' Stompa





Rogers, CT

youbedead wrote:I'd say russ but I think hes a furry


I was actually going to say something like that. I planned it out when I was at work, but you beat me to it.

   
Made in us
Boosting Space Marine Biker






Sacramento, CA

Sanguinius has mutant wings, so nah. Russ is too hairy and ill-mannered, so nah again.

I picked Lorgar. I heard he's very persuasive...

Also, Horus and Fulgrim as they were known to be good looking and out-going.

Blood Wardens - 1500 Points (41% Painted)
 
   
Made in us
Opportunist




Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)

Unfortunately, Fulgrim would be too busy blowing himself to have time for others... couldn't even say he's gay, unless you mean with himself.

If we are just talking about getting the girls into bed, then it's Russ and Khan with a tie. If we are talking about being attractive to women and still being straight, then it would be Horus before Chaos began its work on him.

And someone should sticky this thread, it is just too good to die.

highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out

"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain

Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful

SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey 
   
Made in us
Stormin' Stompa





Rogers, CT

GundamMerc wrote:Unfortunately, Fulgrim would be too busy blowing himself to have time for others... couldn't even say he's gay, unless you mean with himself.

If we are just talking about getting the girls into bed, then it's Russ and Khan with a tie. If we are talking about being attractive to women and still being straight, then it would be Horus before Chaos began its work on him.

And someone should sticky this thread, it is just too good to die.

If we are talking about animals in bed, Russ. Primarch of the Space furri...wolves.

   
Made in gb
Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes






i think Rogal Dorn would protect them, well of they all would but what ever.

Did you know? Every sunday from 12 to 5 pm you can get a carvery for £6.95 at the pudding and pye.

 
   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

cheapbuster wrote:i think Rogal Dorn would protect them, well of they all would but what ever.


I'm pretty sure Dorn would be too busy building a fortress in the corner out of the bed sheets and lounge pillows.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in es
Stalwart Tribune





La Coruna, Spain

Isn't this heresy?
   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Hey, so long as we admit that the Emperor would have his pick of the bunch it's not heresy. Just an inter-primarch competition.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in gb
Barpharanges







Angron ... he likes kittens , and girl stuff , just jokeing the world eaters are epic

The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy.  
   
Made in gb
Thrall Wizard of Tzeentch





Why do you need to know

Alpharius of course, the sly dog is the only one clever and sneaky enough to trick a woman into loving/liking him. (or it might be his identical twin Omegon, the babe would be none the wiser).

2000 points (1800 painted)
1750+(WiP) (Joint Army)

A CSM Tzeentch Renegade Army 
   
Made in au
Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries





Yeaaa, like i'll tell some random where i live

I reckon Konrad Curze cause it seems to me that chicks dig gothic/tortured look

Reply to whiney post :
AWWW. You see I have the worlds smallest violin, and its playing just for you...

Reply to good post
DAMNNNNNNNNNNN

92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your sig.

Every time Slaanesh does something immoral, Ke$ha kills a puppy.  
   
Made in au
Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant




Behind you

The lion.....all chicks love a revenge bang.


 
   
Made in us
Shas'ui with Bonding Knife





I wanna go back to New Jersey

Mortarion, as this is before the Heresy, thus being before he knew he had Space Aids.

*crrrt*
HOLD ON A SECOND!!!

THIS THREAD HAS A CASE OF DOUBLE THREADOMANCY!!!

This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2010/11/24 18:32:10


bonbaonbardlements 
   
 
Forum Index » 40K General Discussion
Go to: