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2010/02/19 07:14:50
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Trollkin Champion
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Sangy, as word has it he was dreamy.
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Warmachine/Hordes Battle Reports
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2010/03/19 07:30:29
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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*facepalm*
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On. 
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
 "THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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2010/03/19 13:28:41
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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ZacktheChaosChild wrote:*Facepalm*
Why has this thread dropped so low as to be dripping with jokes about gay sex?
Anyway, Magnus, because girls like quiet, intellectual guys who actually read.
(I WISH.)
Fixed it.
Oh and for the Magnus = bigger is better thing, he'd probably split them apart.... (Theres a mental image for you)
I'd say Russ, cause the women would be just as drunk as him.
Fulgrim, Horus and Sanguinius would be popular with the ladies, but to busy getting their gay on (with each other)
Lion would go for the fugly ones.
Dorn wuvs the emprah.
Lorgar loves altar boys.
Rowboat is probably celebate
Vulkan would get his pimp on.
Konrad only has to throw some glitters around him and he's set for life.
Mortarion..... no.
Perturabo would be to busy building a fort out of the bed.
Alpharius would be scheming to get women into bed, and when he finally does, probably says JUST AS PLANNED and runs of screaming like a little girl.
Khan, motorcycles... ooooh yeaaah....
Ferrus Manus... some women are into the feel of cold steel....
Angron he eats babies, does not go down well with ladies.
Corax... crying in a corner only getting attention from older ladies....
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2010/03/19 14:48:34
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Soladrin wrote:
Alpharius would be scheming to get women into bed, and when he finally does, probably says JUST AS PLANNED and runs of screaming like a little girl.
Man, that made my day...
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Q: How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Emperor IS MY LIGHT!!!
Azezel wrote:I believe they've tried that. thirteen times in fact... Fourteen if you count that Horus thing.
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2010/03/19 21:00:29
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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Oh and for the Magnus = bigger is better thing, he'd probably split them apart.... (Theres a mental image for you)
Fulgrim, Horus and Sanguinius would be popular with the ladies, but to busy getting their gay on (with each other)
Corax... crying in a corner only getting attention from older ladies....
1) I hate you for doing that.
2)Gross, incest.
3)WTH? Can you explain?
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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2010/03/19 22:31:04
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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FUlgrum is first san a close second because everyone knows fulgrum is the pritty boy of the imperirium.
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 "Victory needs no explanation,Defeat allows none." 
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2010/03/19 22:37:57
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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Emperors Faithful wrote:ZacktheChaosChild wrote:*Facepalm*
Why has this thread dropped so low as to be dripping with jokes about gay sex?
Where the feth did you think this thread started? 
This thread started with sex, not a cesspool of jokes reserved for elementary school kids. Let's keep the gayness down to a minimum.
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2010/03/19 22:38:40
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
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Russ.....
and why is my flag canadian? Im American, and Thats now my flag was till now
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Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Die, You are forgiven. If I Live, I will kill you." Such is the Rule of Honor.
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2010/03/19 23:38:34
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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ZacktheChaosChild wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:ZacktheChaosChild wrote:*Facepalm*
Why has this thread dropped so low as to be dripping with jokes about gay sex?
Where the feth did you think this thread started?
This thread started with sex, not a cesspool of jokes reserved for elementary school kids. Let's keep the gayness down to a minimum.
Wow, bit of manlove-phobia from you there? 
Really, apart from the mental images of Magnus and splitting people in half  , there's nothing that distrubing except your inability to realise this entire thread was a joke.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2010/03/20 00:11:48
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Raging Ravener
Great Falls, MT
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Emoriffic Skater pheg style makes chicks cream their pants. Sanguinius wins.
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2010/03/20 01:59:41
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Opportunist
Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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I would go with Leman Russ. He does it rough, after all.
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highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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2010/03/20 05:07:58
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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The Sanguinator would be real smooooooth and could really flutter a girls heart with those wings of his 
Russ comes in a close 2nd, because of his machoness and sweatyness  Fact: Sweat contains Pheramones which cause physical attraction. Note: the disgusting smell many associate with Sweat is most often the grime and dirt that build up in the circumstances that cause a human to sweat (physical exertion like working, running)
For those of you who are wondering I am male nerd who knows alot of mostly useless knowledge like the above information
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
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2010/03/20 05:57:36
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Calculating Commissar
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Soladrin wrote:ZacktheChaosChild wrote:*Facepalm*
Why has this thread dropped so low as to be dripping with jokes about gay sex?
Anyway, Magnus, because girls like quiet, intellectual guys who actually read.
(I WISH.)
Fixed it.
Oh and for the Magnus = bigger is better thing, he'd probably split them apart.... (Theres a mental image for you)
I'd say Russ, cause the women would be just as drunk as him.
Fulgrim, Horus and Sanguinius would be popular with the ladies, but to busy getting their gay on (with each other)
Lion would go for the fugly ones.
Dorn wuvs the emprah.
Lorgar loves altar boys.
Rowboat is probably celebate
Vulkan would get his pimp on.
Konrad only has to throw some glitters around him and he's set for life.
Mortarion..... no.
Perturabo would be to busy building a fort out of the bed.
Alpharius would be scheming to get women into bed, and when he finally does, probably says JUST AS PLANNED and runs of screaming like a little girl.
Khan, motorcycles... ooooh yeaaah....
Ferrus Manus... some women are into the feel of cold steel....
Angron he eats babies, does not go down well with ladies.
Corax... crying in a corner only getting attention from older ladies....
That was awesome. I laughed so hard I creid.
I am gonna vote Mortarion. Because, hey, creepy tentacle surprise sex anyone?
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2010/03/20 10:31:24
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Hey I'm Sanguinius you wanna see my you get the idea.
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2010/03/20 15:00:23
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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fallen_wolfborn wrote:
3) WTH? Can you explain?
He's emo
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2010/03/22 16:30:59
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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Happygrunt wrote:
I am gonna vote Mortarion. Because, hey, creepy tentacle surprise sex anyone?
Oh I hate you SSSSSSSOOOOOOOO much right now. (shudders) Automatically Appended Next Post: Soladrin wrote:fallen_wolfborn wrote:
3) WTH? Can you explain?
He's emo
wats with the 'older ladies' ? 
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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2010/03/22 17:12:16
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Abhorrent Grotesque Aberration
Hopping on the pain wagon
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It wasn't called Dorn's Hammer for no reason...
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2010/03/22 17:16:39
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Conrade was moody and gothy. Hell batman was good with the ladies. Plus he was always naked.
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And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole |
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2010/08/04 02:12:14
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Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
Yeaaa, like i'll tell some random where i live
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Delephont wrote:BeRzErKeR wrote:Delephont wrote:Errrmmm....you do realise that all the Primarchs, and every Space Marine since, is in fact, homosexual.
The Primarchs would have been interested in naked boys then women.....you guys really need to read your fluff!
Actually, Space Marines are eunuchs. Genetic modification does terrible things to the equipment, as it were.
The Primarchs? No idea. But I really don't know where the "homosexual" thing is coming from, care to explain?
Its kind of like that guy "you" used to know, he liked The Sound of Music, used to dance around in his mums high heels, had a high pitched voice at 25, and for some reason, you used to get goose bumps if ever you had to bend over in front of him....well, he didn't wear a badge that said GAY, but sure as hell all the evidence pointed that way!
Theres a huge amount of GAY running through GW's product structure....they hate sculpting women, but will sculpt screaming men till the cows come home, the fact that Space Marines can't have sex and reproduce....no, the Emp' thought it would be a great idea to bypass nature as it were, and hold Progenoid Glands instead....hmmm......BIG GAY SPACE MARINES.....all the evidence points to the same conclusion.
Im pretty sure it said somewhere that the emperor had a women of his own, or at least a "sacred vessal" for the emperors "seed"
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AWWW. You see I have the worlds smallest violin, and its playing just for you...  
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2010/08/04 02:25:26
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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aka_tizz wrote:Khan would be so fast in bed that the woman would't even realize what happened
Is that the reason Khan is all white?
...like a bomb in a yoghurt factory....
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2010/08/04 02:29:41
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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what has this tread turned into?
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2010/08/04 02:54:52
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Stormin' Stompa
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Sanguinius.
Long flowing hair. Wings. According to Horus "...he alone has the Emperor's soul in his blood" .
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2010/08/04 05:14:21
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Pauper with Promise
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has to be the twin primarchs of the alpha legion. thats twice the primarch for the same price, at the SAME TIME.
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2010/08/05 02:22:15
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Death-Dealing Dark Angels Devastator
Albuquerque, New Mexico
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Got to go with Horus. Hot chicks always seem to dig bad boys.
Sanlimpwristius? Seriously? That guy was as manly as G...er, Hayden Christiansen...
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40K pronunciation guide. Abaddon = [uh - BAD -done], Belial = [bee - LEEL] (I promise), and chimera = [KY - murr - uh]
DQ:70S++G++M++B+++I--Pw40k95+D+++A++++/eWD210R+T(D)DM+ |
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2010/08/05 02:24:30
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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None, they're all too damn big.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
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2010/08/05 02:29:33
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Death-Dealing Dark Angels Devastator
Albuquerque, New Mexico
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Happygrunt wrote:I am gonna vote Mortarion. Because, hey, creepy tentacle surprise sex anyone?
Mortarion would only be popular in Japan...
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40K pronunciation guide. Abaddon = [uh - BAD -done], Belial = [bee - LEEL] (I promise), and chimera = [KY - murr - uh]
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2010/08/05 02:37:02
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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voted for Gulliman. He wrote the Codex Astartes, which means he probably pulled some serious s.o.b tail.
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 Imperial Crusaders: 7,500 points
  “Brothers, what we do on the battlefield is not just for our chapter but, for the entire Imperium. Every Xenos that falls by our hands will be a testament to our unwavering duty to the Emperor. Every heretic that is crushed under our feet will be a testament to our undying loyalty to the citizens of Imperial Space. We will baptize ourselves in fire and emerge as the most steadfast defenders of humanity.” - qoute from my own homegrown chapter
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2010/08/05 03:15:32
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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That's stupid. Rowboat Girlyman was gone long before the Sisters came to be
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2010/08/05 03:38:47
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
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I'd say russ but I think hes a furry
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H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, locationMagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
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2010/08/05 04:13:43
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Road-Raging Blood Angel Biker
United States of America
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I say Sanguinis and no not because I play BA's or the fact that my name is Sanguinis. If you read the fluff it does say he is the most beautiful of all the Primarchs and come on ladies LOOOOOOOOVE Angels. He has his crazy white wings and stuff they would def be all over him in a second.
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