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Delephont wrote:
Its kind of like that guy "you" used to know, he liked The Sound of Music, used to dance around in his mums high heels, had a high pitched voice at 25, and for some reason, you used to get goose bumps if ever you had to bend over in front of him....well, he didn't wear a badge that said GAY, but sure as hell all the evidence pointed that way!

Theres a huge amount of GAY running through GW's product structure....they hate sculpting women, but will sculpt screaming men till the cows come home, the fact that Space Marines can't have sex and reproduce....no, the Emp' thought it would be a great idea to bypass nature as it were, and hold Progenoid Glands instead....hmmm......BIG GAY SPACE MARINES.....all the evidence points to the same conclusion.

Evidence?

or Delephont's imagination...

Some of the 40k races doesn't have 2 genders in minis, would this make them gay too?

Delephont wrote:

BeRzErKeR wrote:

Delephont wrote:Errrmmm....you do realise that all the Primarchs, and every Space Marine since, is in fact, homosexual.

The Primarchs would have been interested in naked boys then women.....you guys really need to read your fluff!

Actually, Space Marines are eunuchs. Genetic modification does terrible things to the equipment, as it were.

The Primarchs? No idea. But I really don't know where the "homosexual" thing is coming from, care to explain?

Its kind of like that guy "you" used to know, he liked The Sound of Music, used to dance around in his mums high heels, had a high pitched voice at 25, and for some reason, you used to get goose bumps if ever you had to bend over in front of him....well, he didn't wear a badge that said GAY, but sure as hell all the evidence pointed that way!

Theres a huge amount of GAY running through GW's product structure....they hate sculpting women, but will sculpt screaming men till the cows come home, the fact that Space Marines can't have sex and reproduce....no, the Emp' thought it would be a great idea to bypass nature as it were, and hold Progenoid Glands instead....hmmm......BIG GAY SPACE MARINES.....all the evidence points to the same conclusion.

Or this is just homophobia.

And you know what they say about homophobes...


As for which Primarch, well, I voted Sangiunius. He's a pretty-boy with wings. Japanese girls and Wannabe Anime fans would probably be right giddy in the pants for him.

But the truth is, Rowboat Girlyman. Because, let's face it, according to GW: "THE ULTRAMEREENS R THE LEET BESTEST SPAYSEMEREENSLAWL" and they always win the day

*NOTE: THE FOLLOWING IS A JOKE AND NOT WHAT I BELIEVE*

Vulkan, because once you've had black, you never go back

And that is EXACTLY why I stay away from coffee.

Space Marine Chaplains are on record as opposing Heterosexual Marriage.

How about incest? I mean, after all, they're Battle Brothers.

The Space Emperor intended for marriage to be the sacred union between two Battle Brothers. Or possibly between one Battle Brother and one Thunder Wolf.

Women are evil succubi who want to drain their precious warrior fluids to fill their hollow voids.

At the people crying homosexuality, I'd like to put in my two cents. I am more inclined to believe it is related to what the Greeks did, which was promote a man love amongst soldiers. That way, if you felt that strong of a connection for somebody, you'd fight that much harder to protect them. Get an entire army into that mindset, and you are gold.
Also, I'm sure the Emperor left out the want to reproduce to keep the Space Marines libido down. Hell, last thing you want is your Space Marine not fighting because he had a late night with the ladies.

Well, taking into consideration the extended capacity to function without sleep, i fail to see the problem with that. Unless he's been banging for the last 10 days or so

Wow, the people in this thread actually responding seriously to the trolling is making me lmao.

Vulkan, he's hotter than lava

Dorn because only he can penetrate the women's 'fortress'
I love innuendo

It's gotta be Jagatai Khan.

"Hey baby, wanna go for a ride on my motorcycle?"

Chicks do like biker dudes...

This...

Necroagogo wrote:Not sure who would be most popular, but I can't see Ferrus Mannus getting much action. Iron Hands and foreplay don't exactly go well together.

...and This.

chaplaingrabthar wrote:Vulkan, because once you've had black, you never go back

Well done.

any girl with Konrad Cruze would be a screamer (seeing as I'd peg him as a rapist for the sake of sowing terror/warped justice)

Lorgar, because girls dig the fanatical type.

Plus, most enjoy being worshipped like gods.

Russ all the way. If one of his sons (Lukas) can be famous for sharing twenty beds in one night, how far do you think the big daddy would go?
Oh and the crack about the thunderwolf ... not cool dude. not COOl!

Russ without a doubt, If space marines still have sex only the SW seem to be getting any.

Its in their fluff.

Sanguinius maybe or Leman Russ.

Leman Russ to be sure!

Kid_Kyoto wrote:

BeRzErKeR wrote:

Actually, Space Marines are eunuchs. Genetic modification does terrible things to the equipment, as it were.

The Primarchs? No idea. But I really don't know where the "homosexual" thing is coming from, care to explain?

Space Marines fear having their 'warrior fluids' sucked away by women and only share them with their battle brothers. It's a longstanding bit of fluff. Similar to how the Greek and the Romans felt about these things.

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Lord, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.

Orkeosaurus wrote:

Kid_Kyoto wrote:

BeRzErKeR wrote:

Actually, Space Marines are eunuchs. Genetic modification does terrible things to the equipment, as it were.

The Primarchs? No idea. But I really don't know where the "homosexual" thing is coming from, care to explain?

Space Marines fear having their 'warrior fluids' sucked away by women and only share them with their battle brothers. It's a longstanding bit of fluff. Similar to how the Greek and the Romans felt about these things.

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Lord, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.

I don't get it,my humor isn't highly advanced.

ok...

Rogal Dorn - you know, with the pain gloves perhaps there were strange ladies around... if you know what I mean.

Leman Russ - oh come on... he's a Viking, he's good for sure with the ladies (on a bed)

Magnus The Red - 'cause bigger is better sometimes

Jaghatai Khan - he could have interesting exotic ways that could interest some ladies.

And .... this topic is sure strange and weird!

Orkeosaurus wrote:
Space Marines fear having their 'warrior fluids' sucked away by women and only share them with their battle brothers. It's a longstanding bit of fluff. Similar to how the Greek and the Romans felt about these things.

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Lord, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Orkeosaurus wrote:
Space Marines fear having their 'warrior fluids' sucked away by women and only share them with their battle brothers. It's a longstanding bit of fluff. Similar to how the Greek and the Romans felt about these things.

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Lord, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.

... Where did you get this Orkeo?

1) Lorgar would be top spot in my opinion, because he's handsome enough and smooth talking enough to score a lot, and, unlike his prettier brothers (Lion, Fulgrim, Sanguinius) he might actually be straight.

2) Leman Russ likes the ladies, and he's like a dog in heat. He keeps trying and trying, but I think his persistence misfires more often than he'd like. He's still successful at it, but he's the one I would see getting slapped ever now and then.

3) Horus. I mean there's got to be some reason why people across the galaxy used to name their children after him, right?

4) Perturabo. Sure, he's a sour grape and all, but look at the symbolism. Iron within, iron without... Long gun barrels pointing skyward... He doesn't even need to bother with charms, his reputation does all the work for him.

5) Dorn. He's likeable even before he works his charms. Plus, he's stationed on Terra and spends very little time fighting. I'd say he's hitting the ballrooms, being a perfect gentleman, and it works for him.

Lupe wrote:
3) Horus. I mean there's got to be some reason why people across the galaxy used to name their children after him, right?

GENIUS!

Lupe wrote:1) Lorgar would be top spot in my opinion, because he's handsome enough and smooth talking enough to score a lot, and, unlike his prettier brothers (Lion, Fulgrim, Sanguinius) he might actually be straight.

Someone's actually come up with a good Lorgar argument! Especially the last bit...

Morgrim wrote:Someone's actually come up with a good Lorgar argument! Especially the last bit...

Well, I wouldn't go that far. I made that statement assuming Word Bearers aren't into altar boys. Still waiting for Dark Creed for confirmation