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Corax would strike from the shadows and sweep them off their feet............

fulgrim is good with the ladies....

Alpharius: Twin threesome.
Vulkan: 'Cuz he's black.
Magnus: Mystical gak...
Leman Russ: Drunk.

Corax is too shy. Vulkan is a nice guy and nice guys finish last. Jonson, Sanguinius, and Fulgrim are ladies themselves so that's it for them. Dorn was gay for the Emperor. Horus and Guilliman could only ever love themselves, so they're out, too. Magnus is too busy with reading (although I bet he'd try to get a girl to go out with him by doing her homework--FRIEND ZONED) and Lorgar could only get chicks in the same Bible Study groups as him (total dogs) while no one would date Angron because of his reputation for domestic violence. Mortarion's breath is too bad. Kruze would be popular for a while, thanks to Twilight, but as soon as he figured out what was going on he'd probably murder the fangurls that had started to hang off him. Perturabo has a "no girls allowed" sign outside of his tree fort and playing with Legos at his age is . . . frowned upon by the ladies. Khan looks like a solid contender initially because a lot of girls like horses--unfortunately, they'll realize no horses are involved and the chippeys just don't go for motorcycles like the used to. Alpharius has both honesty and commitment issues. Ferrus Mannus faps . . . a lot . . . I mean, like all day . . . to pictures of machines.

That leaves Leman Russ. But he's such a badass he takes or leaves the honeys as he pleases.

Rogal Dorn XD.

21 cupcake votes I am impressed. (votes for the lion..)

Just imagine they are all at a party..

Lion is busy looking at fulgrim who is too busy looking in a mirror..

Leman Russ has a hairy back "loves" wolfs... and is busy arm wrestling angron.

Magnus is reading a harry potter book in the corner.

Lorgar is saving himself for the emperor.

Vulkan is trying to break up a fight (cause hes nice) between Rogal Dorn and nighthaunter..

Ferrus Manus is trying to fix the keg.

Perturbo (creepy), Alpharius (Bad Liar), and Mortarion (stinky) are trying but getting shot down..

That leaves Horus and Sangy for the ultimate wingman pair.. Horus as always has the greatest number of conquests..

Corax was at the party but nobody noticed..

So the answer is HORUS

Fulgrim....he's perfect

I don't understand the hating on the Lion in all honesty the guy could be considered the most dangerous (alongside Kruze) as both never relied on others while growing up they where never cared for or protected during there youth

heck the Lion lived in the wilds of caliban on his own until he was fully grown and caliban before he took over would be considered a death sentence to a group of knights let alone a infant even russ cant say he was killing things as a baby (though he would say he did to try in catch up with the lion)

and from what I've noticed lately the ladies go for the more femine guys nowadays any way so who knows that pattern may be continuing (or they may look for the biggest baddest guy they find and The Lion still fits the bill)

crazykiwi wrote:and from what I've noticed lately the ladies go for the more femine guys nowadays any way so who knows that pattern may be continuing (or they may look for the biggest baddest guy they find and The Lion still fits the bill)

True, but I doubt many women want a man that spends more time than them in front of the mirror, and uses their make up kits.

Lupe wrote:

crazykiwi wrote:and from what I've noticed lately the ladies go for the more femine guys nowadays any way so who knows that pattern may be continuing (or they may look for the biggest baddest guy they find and The Lion still fits the bill)

True, but I doubt many women want a man that spends more time than them in front of the mirror, and uses their make up kits.

ive never read about the lion being into worldly objects

crazykiwi wrote:
ive never read about the lion being into worldly objects

Not so much being into worldly objects, but into stroking his ego. And believe me, that thing is so big, it's the only thing keeping The Rock from drifting into a nearby star. He's too busy ensuring he'll be chosen as Warmaster to do anything useful during the Heresy, and too busy looking good to notice half his legion resents his guts.

Lupe wrote:

crazykiwi wrote:
ive never read about the lion being into worldly objects

Not so much being into worldly objects, but into stroking his ego. And believe me, that thing is so big, it's the only thing keeping The Rock from drifting into a nearby star. He's too busy ensuring he'll be chosen as Warmaster to do anything useful during the Heresy, and too busy looking good to notice half his legion resents his guts.

he was never interested in being warmaster he believed the role fit for sanginius or horus (though he probably could have done the job just as well or better being the original tactical genius and all)

crazykiwi wrote:
he was never interested in being warmaster he believed the role fit for sanginius or horus (though he probably could have done the job just as well or better being the original tactical genius and all)

Anyway, sorry for the derail, the Lion gets my 'least likely to impress' vote.

crazykiwi wrote:I don't understand the hating on the Lion in all honesty the guy could be considered the most dangerous (alongside Kruze) as both never relied on others while growing up they where never cared for or protected during there youth

The hating on the lion is good natured ribbing because of the 'inspiration' used to create the chapter and primarch..

Also the most dangerous primarch would be the smartest one.. otherwise according to your argument angron (with his bezerker implants) would be the most dangerous.

according to Corax, Angron is the most dangerous of them all (in the physical aspect at least) but the Lion I could definatly say has a dark mind and isn't one to be lacking in strength either (how else could he go toe to toe with Russ and regardless of the end game be the last man standing)

crazykiwi wrote:how else could he go toe to toe with Russ and [...] be the last man standing

Because Lion was a cheating Sonova who had to resort to a cheap shot to win because in reality he couldn't win a fair fight against a wet paper bag.

Let's face it, there's a long history of drunken men who get slapped by angry women. I don't see why any of you are surprised Russ got suckerpunched...

Now, can we please get back on the topic?

Fighting smart tends to mean you don't fight fair, you fight dirty. So sucker punching an enemy is an excellent idea. Sucker punching your brother who is not your enemy is the frowned on bit, I think.

Why? I always used to sucker-punch my brother when we were kids. But i knew i couldn't win anyway (he was 5 years and some 20 pounds bigger), so i always punched him when he was not looking.

I think the same goes for Russ and the Lion. The Lion sucker-punching Russ just means he was smarter
I can imagine them going
"Oh Russ, look it's our dad butt-humping our gay brother Fulgrim"
"What the...where?"
"BAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!! You got owned STUUUUUUPIDDDDDD"
"Oh no, goddammit!"

Gwar! wrote:

crazykiwi wrote:how else could he go toe to toe with Russ and [...] be the last man standing

Because Lion was a cheating Sonova who had to resort to a cheap shot to win because in reality he couldn't win a fair fight against a wet paper bag.

QFT. But, to be fair, Russ should have never hit a lady in the first place.

Cruze all the way. He was basically king of his world, Batman, and the inquisition. That makes him powerful, just, and mysterious. He would have no problem getting women. On the flip side, the hanging corpses from light poles every night might be a turn off.

Corey85 wrote: He would have no problem raping women.

Fixed that for you.

Corey85 wrote:Cruze all the way. He was basically king of his world, Batman, and the inquisition. That makes him powerful, just, and mysterious. He would have no problem getting women. On the flip side, the hanging corpses from light poles every night might be a turn off.

not if they where ex husbands lol

Manchu that hurt, and thanks for the support crazykiwi.

Its obviously Vulkan cuz his templet weapon is twin linked DAMN

Corey85 wrote:Manchu that hurt, and thanks for the support crazykiwi.

not a problem though if you take a squizz early in the thread I do speak on the rape concept from cruze (for terror not pleasure lol)

Well, I guess a guy who would ruthlessly murder people for J-walking and spitting on the sidewalks would not be above rape. I suppose I just struggle with the founding father of my beloved Night Lord army raping folks.

If you struggle with the concept of the Night Lords Primarch committing rape, you may be playing the wrong army. . .

Straying a little off topic here, but yeah, like more Americans, I'm all for the whole sale violence and slaughter, but the rape is a bit of a turn off for me. I always liked the Night Lords because of their refusal to stop fighting after the heresy and the fact that they don't like the chaos gods or the emperor.


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Rogal Dorn would have to rely on sloppy seconds...

Corey85 wrote:Straying a little off topic here, but yeah, like more Americans, I'm all for the whole sale violence and slaughter, but the rape is a bit of a turn off for me. I always liked the Night Lords because of their refusal to stop fighting after the heresy and the fact that they don't like the chaos gods or the emperor.

its never been stated by gw that they raped I just see it as a end to a means.... Terror which is what the night lords are about sowing terror through murder (normally) but I was just assuming the whole suprise sex side of things

its like saying the raven guard like chopping off peoples hands because they are Guerella fighters