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2010/02/11 02:23:21
Subject: Primarchs in the bedroom...
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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This thread got a bit off track, sorry guys.
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2010/02/11 06:48:50
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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CajunMan550 wrote:Its obviously Vulkan cuz his templet weapon is twin linked DAMN
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2010/02/11 07:52:10
Subject: Re:Primarchs in the bedroom...
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine
Auckland, New Zealand
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i mean who wouldnt love this guy ?? ![]()
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I wish my lawn was emo...
Then it would cut itself.
In the end, SoB are uppity female canines who enjoy their faith in the emperor so much, I'd say they themselves are no longer truly human. They've given up normal life in exchange to become bolter-bitches. |
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2010/02/11 09:58:01
Subject: Re:Primarchs in the bedroom...
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Sinewy Scourge
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That's a cool model.
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2010/02/12 07:25:08
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Emo-Marine. A step down from a veggie-vamp, but I'm sure there would (sooner or later) be a horde of Night Haunter Mums roaring after him.
(Which would no doubt be scarier than the man himself.)
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2010/02/12 07:25:18
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Double Post.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/02/12 07:26:33
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2010/02/12 07:25:33
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Fething triple post. 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/02/12 07:27:00
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2010/02/12 11:14:54
Subject: Primarchs in the bedroom...
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine
Auckland, New Zealand
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Emperors Faithful wrote:Emo-Marine. A step down from a veggie-vamp, but I'm sure there would (sooner or later) be a horde of Night Haunter Mums roaring after him.
(Which would no doubt be scarier than the man himself.)
except for this isn't a sissy vampire he's pretty much the darkest grittest version of Batman physically possible who then starts getting daddy issues at the very last moment lol
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I wish my lawn was emo...
Then it would cut itself.
In the end, SoB are uppity female canines who enjoy their faith in the emperor so much, I'd say they themselves are no longer truly human. They've given up normal life in exchange to become bolter-bitches. |
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2010/02/12 11:22:31
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Well, to be honest, I'd have daddy issues too if my ol'man had my brother's head stuck up his arse so deep that the colon began to grow white hair 
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Q: How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Emperor IS MY LIGHT!!!
Azezel wrote:I believe they've tried that. thirteen times in fact... Fourteen if you count that Horus thing.
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2010/02/12 19:02:37
Subject: Re:Primarchs in the bedroom...
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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crazykiwi wrote:i mean who wouldnt love this guy ?? ![]()
Konrad Kurze... fething awesome... where did you find such a glorious model, my lord?
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'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
 "THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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2010/02/12 19:12:33
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Devious Space Marine dedicated to Tzeentch
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If we count the full Primarch, Alpharius + Omegon could show a woman a good (if kinky) time.
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2010/02/12 19:51:28
Subject: Re:Primarchs in the bedroom...
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine
Auckland, New Zealand
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fallen_wolfborn wrote:crazykiwi wrote:i mean who wouldnt love this guy ?? ![]()
Konrad Kurze... fething awesome... where did you find such a glorious model, my lord?
i just did a google image for night lords and that came up as one of the very first image results
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I wish my lawn was emo...
Then it would cut itself.
In the end, SoB are uppity female canines who enjoy their faith in the emperor so much, I'd say they themselves are no longer truly human. They've given up normal life in exchange to become bolter-bitches. |
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2010/02/13 05:14:30
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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khan of course. i mean he would be bangin a woman while riding his horse.
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2010/02/13 07:59:39
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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That's an interesting bit of...imagery...that you've put out there...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2010/02/13 10:38:20
Subject: Re:Primarchs in the bedroom...
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine
Auckland, New Zealand
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yeah the Idea of Khan "riding" the horse and banging a woman at the same time freaks me out too
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I wish my lawn was emo...
Then it would cut itself.
In the end, SoB are uppity female canines who enjoy their faith in the emperor so much, I'd say they themselves are no longer truly human. They've given up normal life in exchange to become bolter-bitches. |
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2010/02/13 10:39:11
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Or (being Khan) would he ride the woman and bang the horse? 
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2010/02/13 11:06:53
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Well, it'd rock the lady's world, at any rate 
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Q: How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Emperor IS MY LIGHT!!!
Azezel wrote:I believe they've tried that. thirteen times in fact... Fourteen if you count that Horus thing.
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2010/02/13 16:19:44
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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OT (sorry for it): Lupe, you from Romania?
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 Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too? |
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2010/02/15 00:23:54
Subject: Re:Primarchs in the bedroom...
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Dark Angels Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
Dublin, Ireland
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Got to be Alpharius, girls love the mystery around guys like that. Plus lets not forget he has a twin if you get my drift!!
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2010/02/15 01:29:42
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine
Auckland, New Zealand
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double the fun double the pleasure lol
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I wish my lawn was emo...
Then it would cut itself.
In the end, SoB are uppity female canines who enjoy their faith in the emperor so much, I'd say they themselves are no longer truly human. They've given up normal life in exchange to become bolter-bitches. |
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2010/02/15 03:21:49
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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*Facepalm*
Why has this thread dropped so low as to be dripping with jokes about gay sex?
Anyway, Magnus, because girls like quiet, intellectual guys who actually read.
(I think.)
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2010/02/15 11:11:34
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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ZacktheChaosChild wrote:*Facepalm*
Why has this thread dropped so low as to be dripping with jokes about gay sex?
Where the feth did you think this thread started?
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2010/02/17 00:51:29
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
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this is by far and away my favourite thread ever
and Sanguinius all the way...
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2010/02/17 01:04:51
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Dude sanguinas is gay. no man looks that perfect who is straight.
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2010/02/17 12:47:37
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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garret wrote:Dude sanguinas is gay. no man looks that perfect who is straight.
Speaking from experience are we?
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2010/02/17 12:58:11
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Regular Dakkanaut
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cerebaton wrote:
and Sanguinius all the way...
Well, I don't know, Sanguinius seems like the bloke who loves his body so much that, regardless of the gender and number of the people he was currently in bed with, he'd still be rubbing his own nipples as if Slaanesh was taping him...
Damn, why did I have to go and conjure that mental image?
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Q: How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Emperor IS MY LIGHT!!!
Azezel wrote:I believe they've tried that. thirteen times in fact... Fourteen if you count that Horus thing.
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2010/02/18 06:31:51
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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You...
MYHEAD!THEPICTURESTHEIMAGESTHEHORROR!MAKEITSTOP!!!!1!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2010/02/18 06:48:49
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Horrific Howling Banshee
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Lupe wrote:cerebaton wrote:
and Sanguinius all the way...
Well, I don't know, Sanguinius seems like the bloke who loves his body so much that, regardless of the gender and number of the people he was currently in bed with, he'd still be rubbing his own nipples as if Slaanesh was taping him...
Damn, why did I have to go and conjure that mental image?
Thats really disturbing, dude...
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 custom craftworld "Kuro-i" 1400pts
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2010/02/18 07:42:26
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Irked Necron Immortal
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i figured the lion lol long blonde hair strong dude why not, hed all be like, snotty about it too like there would be a swarm of girls at his feet and he'd keep his head high, yea definutly the lion..yea
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 Morat Noob
New Sylvans eventually
 10k+
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Snowy bases for the snow god!!
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2010/02/18 22:34:42
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
Up in your base, killin' all your doods.
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They all could because there supposed to be super-special-awesome, It's just a matter of do they WANT to.
So I say Russ.
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