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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

halonachos wrote:
FM Ninja 048 wrote:in the event of global cataclism, lego burner should try to keep the forums up as long as possible so we can coordinate where to go


He's going to block DOOMFART members you know...


Oh come now Nachos,when the dead walk...all divisions among the living go right out the window.


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corpsesarefun wrote:Bah Pansies worry about staying alive

What are you, Eldar?


Meh,more like really smart Orks.

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In your base, ignoring your logic.

Oooh, skill listing.

I can cook, took an EMT class, I can break concrete, do some carpentry, and I'm told that I'm a great person 12 times a day because that's how often I say it to myself.
   
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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Choppa beats Dakka any day

Also I watched night of the living dead and dawn of the dead back to back earlier today and the differences between them in both mood and apparent meaning are quite pronounced, I didn't notice this until today.
   
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corpses are fun wrote:Choppa beats Dakka any day

Also I watched night of the living dead and dawn of the dead back to back earlier today and the differences between them in both mood and apparent meaning are quite pronounced, I didn't notice this until today.


Yes,Romero was just getting his feet wet with Night,even he admits he borrowed alot from "I am Legend" (the book,not the crap film...obviously).
Ten years later,when he did Dawn,he had a much better idea of what sort of film he was trying to make and the type of commentary he hoped to convey.


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In your base, ignoring your logic.

That may be a pretty good zombie plan; just spend the rest of the day watching zombie movies so you know what you have to look forward to as a zombie.
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

halo nachos wrote:That may be a pretty good zombie plan; just spend the rest of the day watching zombie movies so you know what you have to look forward to as a zombie.


Ahh,but what if I follow the wrong films advice...what if I get bitten...turn and attempt to sprint like a Dawn of the Dead remake zombie only to discover that Romero was right all along.
Now,not only am I a zombie...but both my legs have snapped and I have to drag myself along until someone..most likely jp..shoots me in the head.

EDIT:...

Or worse yet,suppose as a zombie I somehow retain the images from those ridiculous "Return of the living Dead" Brain eating zombie films,now I'm breaking my teeth attempting to bite through someones skull when I should be going for soft chewy throat meat.

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In your base, ignoring your logic.

FITZZ wrote:
halonachos wrote:That may be a pretty good zombie plan; just spend the rest of the day watching zombie movies so you know what you have to look forward to as a zombie.


Ahh,but what if I follow the wrong films advice...what if I get bitten...turn and attempt to sprint like a Dawn of the Dead remake zombie only to discover that Romero was right all along.
Now,not only am I a zombie...but both my legs have snapped and I have to drag myself along until someone..most likely jp..shoots me in the head.


Don't worry Fitzz, if you snap your legs off we'll just walk you around so the next wave doesn't show up while we board the windows.

+5 internets if you get the referance.

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halonachos wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
halonachos wrote:That may be a pretty good zombie plan; just spend the rest of the day watching zombie movies so you know what you have to look forward to as a zombie.


Ahh,but what if I follow the wrong films advice...what if I get bitten...turn and attempt to sprint like a Dawn of the Dead remake zombie only to discover that Romero was right all along.
Now,not only am I a zombie...but both my legs have snapped and I have to drag myself along until someone..most likely jp..shoots me in the head.


Don't worry Fitzz, if you snap your legs off we'll just walk you around so the next wave doesn't show up while we board the windows.

+5 internets if you get the referance.


Sounds like Return of the living Dead...but I may be mistaken.


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In your base, ignoring your logic.

Sorry to say it Fitzz, but you are.

Call of Duty Wiki wrote:"Look, I just made a new pet. I'll take it for a walk for about 5 minutes while the rest of you dick around."
— After approaching a crawling zombie (Reference to people using crawlers to buy time to do any necessary actions)


Don't worry though you'll get nice long walks, we just won't feed you.

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

halo nachos wrote:Sorry to say it Fitz, but you are.

Call of Duty Wiki wrote:"Look, I just made a new pet. I'll take it for a walk for about 5 minutes while the rest of you dick around."
— After approaching a crawling zombie (Reference to people using crawlers to buy time to do any necessary actions)


Ahh...That explains why I missed the reference,I hardly ever play video games, I have a Wii and a PS2,and occasionally play around on them,but most of the time my kids are on them.


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In your base, ignoring your logic.

You poor, poor man. First step of zombie survival is to get Fitzz a PS3 or an Xbox 360 so he can play zombie mode and get the references we'll be making.

Wait a second, the zombie mode is on the Wii version of Black Ops, what's your excuse there?

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

halonachos wrote:You poor, poor man. First step of zombie survival is to get Fitzz a PS3 or an Xbox 360 so he can play zombie mode and get the references we'll be making.

Wait a second, the zombie mode is on the Wii version of Black Ops, what's your excuse there?


My excuse?..well..I just bought the Wii this Christmas,the only games we have are Super Mario Brother World,Wii Sports,Sonic and Naruto...like I said..my kids are on it most of the time.
I do plan to eventually pick up a few games for myself...ones that don't feature cute cartoon characters or annoying anime ninjas.


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In your base, ignoring your logic.

You heard it Dakka Dakka, Fitzz needs to play zombie mode on the Wii to improve his survival chances( I would personally shoot someone who didn't get my jokes). I think we can raise $75.00!

Let's do it!
   
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corpsesarefun wrote:Bah you americans and your "guns".

Real men use axes.


No realy men use sticks with nails...

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Sticks WITH nails,

I eat the sick to give me energy then spit the nails at the zombies
   
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FM Ninja 048 wrote:Sticks WITH nails,

I eat the sick to give me energy then spit the nails at the zombies


Meh,use the nail stick to taunt the zombies...then shoot them in the head..real men use 7.62x39mm.


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meh, reall men can use what they want, but i'll use whatever I can to survive.

   
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In your base, ignoring your logic.

I plan to use real men to survive.
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

halonachos wrote:I plan to use real men to survive.


..You realize that statement has "BowChickabowwow" written all over it.


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In your base, ignoring your logic.

FITZZ wrote:
halonachos wrote:I plan to use real men to survive.


..You realize that statement has "BowChickabowwow" written all over it.


You'd think I would lay down and die? Oh no not I, I will survive. As long as I know how to love I know I will stay alive. I've got all of my life to live and I've got all of my love to give and I'll survive.
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

halonachos wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
halonachos wrote:I plan to use real men to survive.


..You realize that statement has "BowChickabowwow" written all over it.


You'd think I would lay down and die? Oh no not I, I will survive. As long as I know how to love I know I will stay alive. I've got all of my life to live and I've got all of my love to give and I'll survive.



Nachos...it's stuff like that that will insure you will always have a place in any zombie proof fortress I'm hold up in.


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In your base, ignoring your logic.

FITZZ wrote:
halonachos wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
halonachos wrote:I plan to use real men to survive.


..You realize that statement has "BowChickabowwow" written all over it.


You'd think I would lay down and die? Oh no not I, I will survive. As long as I know how to love I know I will stay alive. I've got all of my life to live and I've got all of my love to give and I'll survive.



Nachos...it's stuff like that that will insure you will always have a place in any zombie proof fortress I'm hold up in.



Stuff like what?
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

halonachos wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
halonachos wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
halonachos wrote:I plan to use real men to survive.


..You realize that statement has "BowChickabowwow" written all over it.


You'd think I would lay down and die? Oh no not I, I will survive. As long as I know how to love I know I will stay alive. I've got all of my life to live and I've got all of my love to give and I'll survive.



Nachos...it's stuff like that that will insure you will always have a place in any zombie proof fortress I'm hold up in.



Stuff like what?


Your endearing capability to find humor in any given situation...and your knowledge of 70s era disco/r&b.


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FITZZ wrote:
halonachos wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
halonachos wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
halonachos wrote:I plan to use real men to survive.


..You realize that statement has "BowChickabowwow" written all over it.


You'd think I would lay down and die? Oh no not I, I will survive. As long as I know how to love I know I will stay alive. I've got all of my life to live and I've got all of my love to give and I'll survive.



Nachos...it's stuff like that that will insure you will always have a place in any zombie proof fortress I'm hold up in.



Stuff like what?


Your endearing capability to find humor in any given situation...and your knowledge of 70s era disco/r&b.


Just remember guys....The zombie apocalypse could ALWAYS be worse:


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Burtucky, Michigan

corpsesarefun wrote:Bah Pansies worry about staying alive

What are you, Eldar?




This made me think of one of my fav Robert Dinero movies "Ronin"
Bean :*laughs* what you tryin to save your own skin?
Dinero :*smug look on his face* Uh yea, it covers my body



Classic
   
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After readin the Max Brooks books I do indeed have a sort of vague plan but im so unfit and weedy i'd be dead very soon.
Also, I didnt sleep for 3 nights after reading those books, by the 3rd day I probably could have passed for a "Z-head"

"He was already dead when I killed him!"

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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Dark Apostle 666 wrote:After readin the Max Brooks books I do indeed have a sort of vague plan but im so unfit and weedy i'd be dead very soon.
Also, I didnt sleep for 3 nights after reading those books, by the 3rd day I probably could have passed for a "Z-head"


You didn't sleep for 3 nights because of a Brooks book? God help you.
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Dark Apostle 666 wrote:After readin the Max Brooks books I do indeed have a sort of vague plan but im so unfit and weedy i'd be dead very soon.
Also, I didnt sleep for 3 nights after reading those books, by the 3rd day I probably could have passed for a "Z-head"


Heh,Surviving the zombie apocalypse is a huge motivation for getting into shape.
Hmm...I wonder..that might make a interesting book in itself..." Getting your self in Shape for Z Day"?..." What to eat so you won't get eaten"?


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FITZZ wrote:
Dark Apostle 666 wrote:After readin the Max Brooks books I do indeed have a sort of vague plan but im so unfit and weedy i'd be dead very soon.
Also, I didnt sleep for 3 nights after reading those books, by the 3rd day I probably could have passed for a "Z-head"


Heh,Surviving the zombie apocalypse is a huge motivation for getting into shape.
Hmm...I wonder..that might make a interesting book in itself..." Getting your self in Shape for Z Day"?..." What to eat so you won't get eaten"?










Id buy this cookbook.

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