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I think the Orkz are trying to compensate for somthing, if you know what I mean

Their complete and utter lack of genitalia since they are basically walking, talking fungi?

yep basically, or there small spore count

Omegus wrote:Their complete and utter lack of genitalia since they are basically walking, talking fungi?

They still have a urinary system, they drink alcohol.

Hezekial wrote:yep basically, or there small spore count

Hah! Touche!

The Epic Chaosdude!!! wrote:I voted for Eldar because they seem to be the only race that learns from their mistakes and could live in harmony with the other races.

-_-"

Tau basically.

But I think that if the IoM could be reformed into the Empire of man (Just a way to differentiate it) that was more tolerant of xenos, then human-Eldar strike forces supplied with pulse rifle would rape pretty hard. Imagine, all the guardsmen with pulse rifles...

But on a less...special...note, I think the Tau SHOULD win, but can't. Maybe if their fourth sphere expansion takes 5,000 worlds and suddenly all fire warriors have XV9s and kroot start wearing armour and Tau start breeding like rabits and all of a sudden have numbers similar to the IG they would have a chance, but that's not going to happen.

Just because you should win, doesn't mean you will

Imperium. Black Templars, specifically.

kronk wrote:Imperium. Black Templars, specifically.

Nah.

Once they ran out of xenos to purge, they would start purging imperial worlds and/or each other.

Well me and Mat Ward are doing the next edition of the 40k Rulebook and you will love some of the stuff we have in store for the 40k universe...

purplefood wrote:Well me and Mat Ward are doing the next edition of the 40k Rulebook and you will love some of the stuff we have in store for the 40k universe...

There is trolling and then there is this.

That is the most horrible thing I could possibly imagine.

U + ...it... writing the rulebook fluff would end up with the Emperor being flatulent and his gas bottled by custodes to fuel starship, titans, and for use as holy water (when wet).

i could see charlie sheen as an ork player, because they are both insane(orks and charlie sheen i mean)

im2randomghgh wrote:

purplefood wrote:Well me and Mat Ward are doing the next edition of the 40k Rulebook and you will love some of the stuff we have in store for the 40k universe...

There is trolling and then there is this.

That is the most horrible thing I could possibly imagine.

U + ...it... writing the rulebook fluff would end up with the Emperor being flatulent and his gas bottled by custodes to fuel starship, titans, and for use as holy water (when wet).

Do not worry, it will not come to that, GW board really believe in the God Emperor and they would never approve such thing.
Matt Ward also believe in god Emperor.

I think that GW should forward the story along a bit, have emperor die and be reincarnated and have a 5-10 year period of imperium getting owned, then release another edition where emperor is grown up and pwns chaos for a while and then another 5-10 years later, release another edition where it hits the fan and the main tyranid force arives, all necron tomb worlds activate, all orks unite in a big waaaaaggghh, and when it looks bad, bring in more human help from outside the galaxy!?! upon reading this, it sounds foolish, but my point is that I think the story should move on a little, i realize that people like the stalemateish state the galaxy is in now, but that can be kept and still push story forward

dajobe wrote:I think that GW should forward the story along a bit, have emperor die and be reincarnated and have a 5-10 year period of imperium getting owned, then release another edition where emperor is grown up and pwns chaos for a while and then another 5-10 years later, release another edition where it hits the fan and the main tyranid force arives, all necron tomb worlds activate, all orks unite in a big waaaaaggghh, and when it looks bad, bring in more human help from outside the galaxy!?! upon reading this, it sounds foolish, but my point is that I think the story should move on a little, i realize that people like the stalemateish state the galaxy is in now, but that can be kept and still push story forward

Lol, that isn't moving the plot on a little, that's accelerating it to light speed and holding on tight. Not that I disaprove, I would love them to actually advance the story, but then the name "Warhammer 40,000" will become a tad obsolete if the next few editions are set in 41,000...

true, if my plotline was accepted, pace would be picked up


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also, i cant believe tau are 2nd place in this poll, although they probably do have the most ethical ideals by today's standards,but they have yet to deal with a population size or territory size or even problems that the imperium has, we shall see how ethical they are if they ever reach that point


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but i do like my tau army btw

i still think orks should win :3 they we could all have a squib pie and fungus beer with a healthy order of DOOMBREAD! while partying all week end :3

i think that orks and the races of 40k should develop a tabletop wargame called 80k and play that in their free time, wouldnt want to play orks, or dark eldar, or chaos, or marines, or tyranid, or necron, because they'd probably kill me if i lost, and definitely kill me if i won

timetowaste85 wrote:The Chaos gods will win. I was going to go with Nids...but they probably won't do well going into the Warp. The Chaos gods will destroy the Nids after the Nids have eaten the rest of the universe.

the nids will according to Terry Prachets law of belief be able to "kill" the chaos gods as they will have no believers devotees or worshipers to give them strength.


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im2randomghgh wrote:

purplefood wrote:Well me and Mat Ward are doing the next edition of the 40k Rulebook and you will love some of the stuff we have in store for the 40k universe...

There is trolling and then there is this.

That is the most horrible thing I could possibly imagine.

U + ...it... writing the rulebook fluff would end up with the Emperor being flatulent and his gas bottled by custodes to fuel starship, titans, and for use as holy water (when wet).

No. the holy water would be his piss. and theyed probably use the wet farts as promethium for GK flame weapons.

Scarey Nerd wrote:

dajobe wrote:I think that GW should forward the story along a bit, have emperor die and be reincarnated and have a 5-10 year period of imperium getting owned, then release another edition where emperor is grown up and pwns chaos for a while and then another 5-10 years later, release another edition where it hits the fan and the main tyranid force arives, all necron tomb worlds activate, all orks unite in a big waaaaaggghh, and when it looks bad, bring in more human help from outside the galaxy!?! upon reading this, it sounds foolish, but my point is that I think the story should move on a little, i realize that people like the stalemateish state the galaxy is in now, but that can be kept and still push story forward

Lol, that isn't moving the plot on a little, that's accelerating it to light speed and holding on tight. Not that I disaprove, I would love them to actually advance the story, but then the name "Warhammer 40,000" will become a tad obsolete if the next few editions are set in 41,000...

They could rename it. something like Warhammer: Century 420

Hezekial wrote:

Scarey Nerd wrote:

dajobe wrote:I think that GW should forward the story along a bit, have emperor die and be reincarnated and have a 5-10 year period of imperium getting owned, then release another edition where emperor is grown up and pwns chaos for a while and then another 5-10 years later, release another edition where it hits the fan and the main tyranid force arives, all necron tomb worlds activate, all orks unite in a big waaaaaggghh, and when it looks bad, bring in more human help from outside the galaxy!?! upon reading this, it sounds foolish, but my point is that I think the story should move on a little, i realize that people like the stalemateish state the galaxy is in now, but that can be kept and still push story forward

Lol, that isn't moving the plot on a little, that's accelerating it to light speed and holding on tight. Not that I disaprove, I would love them to actually advance the story, but then the name "Warhammer 40,000" will become a tad obsolete if the next few editions are set in 41,000...

They could rename it. something like Warhammer: Century 42

And go back in time 36800 years?

Assuming you meant millenium, yes they could rename it to something like that, but I think it's more likely that they'd just let the storyline stagnate.

Scarey Nerd wrote:

Hezekial wrote:

Scarey Nerd wrote:

dajobe wrote:I think that GW should forward the story along a bit, have emperor die and be reincarnated and have a 5-10 year period of imperium getting owned, then release another edition where emperor is grown up and pwns chaos for a while and then another 5-10 years later, release another edition where it hits the fan and the main tyranid force arives, all necron tomb worlds activate, all orks unite in a big waaaaaggghh, and when it looks bad, bring in more human help from outside the galaxy!?! upon reading this, it sounds foolish, but my point is that I think the story should move on a little, i realize that people like the stalemateish state the galaxy is in now, but that can be kept and still push story forward

Lol, that isn't moving the plot on a little, that's accelerating it to light speed and holding on tight. Not that I disaprove, I would love them to actually advance the story, but then the name "Warhammer 40,000" will become a tad obsolete if the next few editions are set in 41,000...

They could rename it. something like Warhammer: Century 420

And go back in time 36800 years?

Assuming you meant millenium, yes they could rename it to something like that, but I think it's more likely that they'd just let the storyline stagnate.

Ye i guess your right :( but it might be interesting to open up a time rift from the 40k universe and have a spin off game of a different timezone with a completely altered background that extends from the existing story.

Hezekial wrote:Ye i guess your right :( but it might be interesting to open up a time rift from the 40k universe and have a spin off game of a different timezone with a completely altered background that extends from the existing story.

Well, IIRC an Ork has already opened a rift in time so he could go back in time and kill himself so he could have 2 of his custom made weapon. So time travel is theoretically possible...

Scarey Nerd wrote:

Hezekial wrote:Ye i guess your right :( but it might be interesting to open up a time rift from the 40k universe and have a spin off game of a different timezone with a completely altered background that extends from the existing story.

Well, IIRC an Ork has already opened a rift in time so he could go back in time and kill himself so he could have 2 of his custom made weapon. So time travel is theoretically possible...

lol ye I doubt they would ever take that storyline idea in order to make the spin off series, even if it would be awsome and more money for games workshop, as they could make different model types a another new rulebook for the spin off

You guys don't know? Sixth Edition is going to be 'Heresy Edition' so we all have to buy new models and they don't have to worry about updating some of the newer codices. But we will have to buy a $39.95 codex for EACH SM legion. Money in the bank baby!

SickSix's info is not totally complete, GW's new models for Heresy Edition all are Biodegradable and degrade after 10 days, so once you paint them, they dissolve so you can buy some more and repaint!

dajobe wrote:SickSix's info is not totally complete, GW's new models for Heresy Edition all are Biodegradable and degrade after 10 days, so once you paint them, they dissolve so you can buy some more and repaint!

dajobe wrote:SickSix's info is not totally complete, GW's new models for Heresy Edition all are Biodegradable and degrade after 10 days, so once you paint them, they dissolve so you can buy some more and repaint!

SickSix wrote:You guys don't know? Sixth Edition is going to be 'Heresy Edition' so we all have to buy new models and they don't have to worry about updating some of the newer codices. But we will have to buy a $39.95 codex for EACH SM legion. Money in the bank baby!

Hah funny guys but also you missed out that the codexs are being released chapter at a time as a week by week magazine that's only £39.99 per issue. also the paints are water colours and the brushes are only being sold as single brissle brushes.

THE MORE YOU KNOW
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lol, i cant believe i forgot about that, good catch

no problem as long as we are informing the gaming community

I hope that chaos wins, because I like evil.
IoM shouldnt win, because their system is so wrong. But if they win, Chaos survives too.

True winners will be: Necrons, Orks and Tyranids.

Why chaos? Thats boring. They are traitors to humanity. And boring. Only Chaos? boring. Did I already mention that Chaos is boring? You know what is fun: CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!