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2011/01/27 02:39:20
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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FITZZ wrote: Every time I'm about to click back into this thread I think to myself " It can't possibly have gotten any stranger."...and each time you guys prove me wrong....sort of makes me proud.
The younger generation of Dakka is a strange bunch indeed. 
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2011/01/27 02:41:26
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Hauptmann
Diligently behind a rifle...
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Asherian Command wrote:Anyone else notice that girls just like everything that has ever been posted to facebook?
Are you secretly Andy Rooney?
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 Catachan LIX "Lords Of Destruction" - Put Away 
1943-1944 Era 1250 point Großdeutchland Force - Bolt Action
"The best medicine for Wraithlords? Multilasers. The best way to kill an Avatar? Lasguns."
"Time to pour out some liquor for the pinkmisted Harlequins"
Res Ipsa Loquitor |
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2011/01/27 02:41:45
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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chowderhead13 wrote:FITZZ wrote: Every time I'm about to click back into this thread I think to myself " It can't possibly have gotten any stranger."...and each time you guys prove me wrong....sort of makes me proud.
The younger generation of Dakka is a strange bunch indeed.
Coming from the person talking of stiffies just moments ago 
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/01/27 02:43:35
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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DA's Forever wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:FITZZ wrote: Every time I'm about to click back into this thread I think to myself " It can't possibly have gotten any stranger."...and each time you guys prove me wrong....sort of makes me proud.
The younger generation of Dakka is a strange bunch indeed.
Coming from the person talking of stiffies just moments ago
Hey, at least it's better than talking about FITZZ/corpses' penis size.
I don't want to go back to that conversation.
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2011/01/27 02:43:37
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Stormrider wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Anyone else notice that girls just like everything that has ever been posted to facebook?
Are you secretly Andy Rooney?
C'mon Stormrider...that's way before his time...I on the other hand thinj he may be his Grandson.  Automatically Appended Next Post: chowderhead13 wrote:DA's Forever wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:FITZZ wrote: Every time I'm about to click back into this thread I think to myself " It can't possibly have gotten any stranger."...and each time you guys prove me wrong....sort of makes me proud.
The younger generation of Dakka is a strange bunch indeed.
Coming from the person talking of stiffies just moments ago
Hey, at least it's better than talking about FITZZ/corpses' penis size.
I don't want to go back to that conversation.
Agreed,once was more than adequate.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/01/27 02:44:51
"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/01/27 02:46:24
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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chowderhead13 wrote:DA's Forever wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:FITZZ wrote: Every time I'm about to click back into this thread I think to myself " It can't possibly have gotten any stranger."...and each time you guys prove me wrong....sort of makes me proud.
The younger generation of Dakka is a strange bunch indeed.
Coming from the person talking of stiffies just moments ago
Hey, at least it's better than talking about FITZZ/corpses' penis size.
I don't want to go back to that conversation.
If that happens im leaving
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/01/27 02:47:54
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Hauptmann
Diligently behind a rifle...
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FITZZ wrote:Stormrider wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Anyone else notice that girls just like everything that has ever been posted to facebook?
Are you secretly Andy Rooney?
C'mon Stormrider...that's way before his time...I on the other hand thinj he may be his Grandson.
Maybe so, but he sure acts like him. "Have you ever noticed this thing that's completely obvious?" 
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Catachan LIX "Lords Of Destruction" - Put Away
1943-1944 Era 1250 point Großdeutchland Force - Bolt Action
"The best medicine for Wraithlords? Multilasers. The best way to kill an Avatar? Lasguns."
"Time to pour out some liquor for the pinkmisted Harlequins"
Res Ipsa Loquitor |
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2011/01/27 02:52:30
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Stormrider wrote:FITZZ wrote:Stormrider wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Anyone else notice that girls just like everything that has ever been posted to facebook?
Are you secretly Andy Rooney?
C'mon Stormrider...that's way before his time...I on the other hand thinj he may be his Grandson.
Maybe so, but he sure acts like him. "Have you ever noticed this thing that's completely obvious?"
Ah,but only completely obvious to us my friend due to our many years of collective experience,you have to remember not everyone has the benefit of years and experience tucked under their belt.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/01/27 02:53:39
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Hauptmann
Diligently behind a rifle...
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FITZZ wrote:Stormrider wrote:FITZZ wrote:Stormrider wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Anyone else notice that girls just like everything that has ever been posted to facebook?
Are you secretly Andy Rooney?
C'mon Stormrider...that's way before his time...I on the other hand thinj he may be his Grandson.
Maybe so, but he sure acts like him. "Have you ever noticed this thing that's completely obvious?"
Ah,but only completely obvious to us my friend due to our many years of collective experience,you have to remember not everyone has the benefit of years and experience tucked under their belt.
I feel old, I shouldn't though...Hell I am only 21!
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Catachan LIX "Lords Of Destruction" - Put Away
1943-1944 Era 1250 point Großdeutchland Force - Bolt Action
"The best medicine for Wraithlords? Multilasers. The best way to kill an Avatar? Lasguns."
"Time to pour out some liquor for the pinkmisted Harlequins"
Res Ipsa Loquitor |
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2011/01/27 02:57:06
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Stormrider wrote:FITZZ wrote:Stormrider wrote:FITZZ wrote:Stormrider wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Anyone else notice that girls just like everything that has ever been posted to facebook?
Are you secretly Andy Rooney?
C'mon Stormrider...that's way before his time...I on the other hand thinj he may be his Grandson.
Maybe so, but he sure acts like him. "Have you ever noticed this thing that's completely obvious?"
Ah,but only completely obvious to us my friend due to our many years of collective experience,you have to remember not everyone has the benefit of years and experience tucked under their belt.
I feel old, I shouldn't though...Hell I am only 21!
Trust me...there will come a day when you would cheerfully toss a Nun out of a 10 story window to be 21 again.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/01/27 02:57:58
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Stormrider wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Anyone else notice that girls just like everything that has ever been posted to facebook?
Are you secretly Andy Rooney?
Who? Mate I am australian.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2011/01/27 03:00:14
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Asherian Command wrote:Stormrider wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Anyone else notice that girls just like everything that has ever been posted to facebook?
Are you secretly Andy Rooney?
Who?
The old guy on 60 minutes.
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2011/01/27 03:01:03
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Asherian Command wrote:Stormrider wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Anyone else notice that girls just like everything that has ever been posted to facebook?
Are you secretly Andy Rooney?
Who?
A Television commentator from many years ago,he'd close each episode of 60 minutes with his own little rants,most of which started " Did any of you ever notice??.." or .." Did you ever wonder why??"
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/01/27 03:04:30
"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/01/27 03:14:00
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Okay.
I am a famous person now.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2011/01/27 03:27:27
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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This thread. . . it's almost surreal. In the worst, most incomprehensible of ways.
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2011/01/27 03:31:38
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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rubiksnoob wrote:This thread. . . it's almost surreal. In the worst, most incomprehensible of ways.
What?
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2011/01/27 03:33:49
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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rubiksnoob wrote:This thread. . . it's almost surreal. In the worst, most incomprehensible of ways.
This is what happens when DOOMFART commands a thread. The mods become too scared to lock it. And No mod dares set foot onto this thread.
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2011/01/27 03:45:06
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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You guys are weeeeeiiirrrrdddddd. But funny, so it's all okay.
Andy Rooney can be really funny sometimes, except I'm pretty sure he's not trying to be. His sardonic take on the superbowl a while ago was quite funny.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
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2011/01/27 04:04:09
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Dakka will never ever been taken seriously.
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2011/01/27 04:08:19
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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So, in an attempt to get back on topic:
Today in my sexuality class, we went over what people (and prior to that, monkeys and birds...) desire in potential partners. Anyone want me to copy this holy grail of notes down for all to see?
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2011/01/27 04:10:23
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Fafnir wrote:So, in an attempt to Keep us off topic
BLARGLOLFLARG
Fix'd for you
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/01/27 04:12:55
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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DA's Forever wrote:
BLARGLOLFLARG
 Is my response.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/27 04:15:18
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/01/27 04:17:40
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/27 04:18:52
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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chowderhead13 wrote:
One's a trap, isn't it?
Noooooo...
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/01/27 04:19:44
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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DA's Forever wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:
One's a trap, isn't it?
Noooooo...
Oh god god, is that your signature?
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2011/01/27 04:20:36
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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The spoiler in your sig doesn't work... unless that's the point... Tricky Tricky, eh? Damn Soviets, luring away our youth from their studies to play tetris!
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
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2011/01/27 04:21:35
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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micahaphone wrote:The spoiler in your sig doesn't work... unless that's the point... Tricky Tricky, eh? Damn Soviets, luring away our youth from their studies to play tetris!
Abort project Zeta do it NOW!!! It was gonna be my sig but no worky :(
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/01/27 04:22:39
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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But, but, if I can get more points, I'll get the high score, and the missile with fireworks will launch from the Kremlin!
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
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2011/01/27 04:23:42
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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micahaphone wrote:But, but, if I can get more points, I'll get the high score, and the missile with fireworks will launch from the Kremlin!
Those missiles are heading towards the White House!!!
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