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2011/01/26 21:49:29
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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FITZZ wrote: I've always preferred face to face as well,just seems to work out much better.
I always prefer to talk to people either in person or at least over the phone, I think I picked this up from my Dad. Damn you, Father! 
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2011/01/26 22:05:15
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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FITZZ wrote:Melissia wrote:Oddly enough, I like facebook.
Mostly because it's a great indicator. If a person is obsessed about facebook and tries to get me to sign up, I know I probably don't want to get too close to them anyway ^.^
Quite convenient.
I still believe the "old ways" are best when it comes to asking someone out...pick up a phone and call,talk with them in person.
But..then again,my generation didn't have the benefit of "the internets" when it came to social contact/dating...we had to actually interact on a "closer" level.
Agreed. 
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2011/01/26 22:14:55
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Oh, I don't mind talking to someone on the internet. But I'm not gonna date someone I met on the internet, unless I also know them IRL...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/01/26 22:15:21
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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2011/01/26 22:18:24
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Melissia wrote:Oh, I don't mind talking to someone on the internet. But I'm not gonna date someone I met on the internet, unless I also know them IRL...
I don't think I could date someone I met online unless we'd known each other for a while IRL either to be honest; there's just something about knowing them for X years over the internet only that doesn't seem to fill the gap left by not knowing them IRL.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/01/26 22:36:22
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:"I'll get you laid, bro." ~God
... said the Catholic Priest to the Choirboy. 
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2011/01/26 22:57:30
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Melissia wrote:Oh, I don't mind talking to someone on the internet. But I'm not gonna date someone I met on the internet, unless I also know them IRL...
Why? If I say i'm 26 and hotter than Fabio, why won't you date me?????
Weemen are strange.
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2011/01/27 01:17:27
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Calculating Commissar
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chowderhead13 wrote:Melissia wrote:Oh, I don't mind talking to someone on the internet. But I'm not gonna date someone I met on the internet, unless I also know them IRL...
Why? If I say i'm 26 and hotter than Fabio, why won't you date me?????
Weemen are strange.
I chocked on my milk, YOU  !
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2011/01/27 01:19:13
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Happygrunt wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Melissia wrote:Oh, I don't mind talking to someone on the internet. But I'm not gonna date someone I met on the internet, unless I also know them IRL...
Why? If I say i'm 26 and hotter than Fabio, why won't you date me?????
Weemen are strange.
I chocked on my milk, YOU !
Why are you drinking milk? Unless...
YOU ARE A SATANIC BABY DEMANDING THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT! Save the children!
*slams red "oh we're all gonna die" button* RUUUUUNNN!!!!!
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2011/01/27 01:30:45
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Calculating Commissar
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chowderhead13 wrote:Happygrunt wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Melissia wrote:Oh, I don't mind talking to someone on the internet. But I'm not gonna date someone I met on the internet, unless I also know them IRL...
Why? If I say i'm 26 and hotter than Fabio, why won't you date me?????
Weemen are strange.
I chocked on my milk, YOU !
Why are you drinking milk? Unless...
YOU ARE A SATANIC BABY DEMANDING THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT! Save the children!
*slams red "oh we're all gonna die" button* RUUUUUNNN!!!!!
And this is why I love dakka. Pass the babies, and hold the diapers. 
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2011/01/27 01:33:04
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Happygrunt wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Happygrunt wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Melissia wrote:Oh, I don't mind talking to someone on the internet. But I'm not gonna date someone I met on the internet, unless I also know them IRL...
Why? If I say i'm 26 and hotter than Fabio, why won't you date me?????
Weemen are strange.
I chocked on my milk, YOU !
Why are you drinking milk? Unless...
YOU ARE A SATANIC BABY DEMANDING THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT! Save the children!
*slams red "oh we're all gonna die" button* RUUUUUNNN!!!!!
And this is why I love dakka. Pass the babies, and hold the diapers.
Do you want fries with that? Mad with only the finest cuts of unbaptized babies.
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2011/01/27 01:38:46
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Calculating Commissar
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chowderhead13 wrote:Happygrunt wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Happygrunt wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Melissia wrote:Oh, I don't mind talking to someone on the internet. But I'm not gonna date someone I met on the internet, unless I also know them IRL...
Why? If I say i'm 26 and hotter than Fabio, why won't you date me?????
Weemen are strange.
I chocked on my milk, YOU !
Why are you drinking milk? Unless...
YOU ARE A SATANIC BABY DEMANDING THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT! Save the children!
*slams red "oh we're all gonna die" button* RUUUUUNNN!!!!!
And this is why I love dakka. Pass the babies, and hold the diapers.
Do you want fries with that? Mad with only the finest cuts of unbaptized babies.
No, I seem to be gaining weight. Do you have a baked baby? Some sour cream on top would be great.
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2011/01/27 01:44:52
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Happygrunt wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Happygrunt wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Happygrunt wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Melissia wrote:Oh, I don't mind talking to someone on the internet. But I'm not gonna date someone I met on the internet, unless I also know them IRL...
Why? If I say i'm 26 and hotter than Fabio, why won't you date me?????
Weemen are strange.
I chocked on my milk, YOU !
Why are you drinking milk? Unless...
YOU ARE A SATANIC BABY DEMANDING THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT! Save the children!
*slams red "oh we're all gonna die" button* RUUUUUNNN!!!!!
And this is why I love dakka. Pass the babies, and hold the diapers.
Do you want fries with that? Mad with only the finest cuts of unbaptized babies.
No, I seem to be gaining weight. Do you have a baked baby? Some sour cream on top would be great.
We are out of sour cream.
How does human kidney on that baked baby sound?
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2011/01/27 01:47:19
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Calculating Commissar
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chowderhead13 wrote:Happygrunt wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Happygrunt wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Happygrunt wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Melissia wrote:Oh, I don't mind talking to someone on the internet. But I'm not gonna date someone I met on the internet, unless I also know them IRL...
Why? If I say i'm 26 and hotter than Fabio, why won't you date me?????
Weemen are strange.
I chocked on my milk, YOU !
Why are you drinking milk? Unless...
YOU ARE A SATANIC BABY DEMANDING THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT! Save the children!
*slams red "oh we're all gonna die" button* RUUUUUNNN!!!!!
And this is why I love dakka. Pass the babies, and hold the diapers.
Do you want fries with that? Mad with only the finest cuts of unbaptized babies.
No, I seem to be gaining weight. Do you have a baked baby? Some sour cream on top would be great.
We are out of sour cream.
How does human kidney on that baked baby sound?
On second thought, hold the baked baby. Do you have a Cesar Salad?
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2011/01/27 01:49:58
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Happygrunt wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Happygrunt wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Happygrunt wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Happygrunt wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Melissia wrote:Oh, I don't mind talking to someone on the internet. But I'm not gonna date someone I met on the internet, unless I also know them IRL...
Why? If I say i'm 26 and hotter than Fabio, why won't you date me?????
Weemen are strange.
I chocked on my milk, YOU !
Why are you drinking milk? Unless...
YOU ARE A SATANIC BABY DEMANDING THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT! Save the children!
*slams red "oh we're all gonna die" button* RUUUUUNNN!!!!!
And this is why I love dakka. Pass the babies, and hold the diapers.
Do you want fries with that? Mad with only the finest cuts of unbaptized babies.
No, I seem to be gaining weight. Do you have a baked baby? Some sour cream on top would be great.
We are out of sour cream.
How does human kidney on that baked baby sound?
On second thought, hold the baked baby. Do you have a Cesar Salad?
Yes sir! Made with the actual bone of Caesar himself! Do you want light or satanic dressing with that?
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2011/01/27 01:56:36
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Calculating Commissar
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chowderhead13 wrote:Happygrunt wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Happygrunt wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Happygrunt wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Happygrunt wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Melissia wrote:Oh, I don't mind talking to someone on the internet. But I'm not gonna date someone I met on the internet, unless I also know them IRL...
Why? If I say i'm 26 and hotter than Fabio, why won't you date me?????
Weemen are strange.
I chocked on my milk, YOU !
Why are you drinking milk? Unless...
YOU ARE A SATANIC BABY DEMANDING THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT! Save the children!
*slams red "oh we're all gonna die" button* RUUUUUNNN!!!!!
And this is why I love dakka. Pass the babies, and hold the diapers.
Do you want fries with that? Mad with only the finest cuts of unbaptized babies.
No, I seem to be gaining weight. Do you have a baked baby? Some sour cream on top would be great.
We are out of sour cream.
How does human kidney on that baked baby sound?
On second thought, hold the baked baby. Do you have a Cesar Salad?
Yes sir! Made with the actual bone of Caesar himself! Do you want light or satanic dressing with that?
Satanic. And hold the Brutus.
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2011/01/27 01:56:42
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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What the hell give me the bone.
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2011/01/27 01:59:32
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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A stiff wind.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
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2011/01/27 02:00:40
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Asherian Command wrote:What the hell give me the bone.
Would you like the arugala salad with that, sir?
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/27 02:01:01
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Calculating Commissar
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Melissia wrote:A stiff wind.
What?
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2011/01/27 02:02:03
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Happygrunt wrote:Melissia wrote:A stiff wind.
What?
Yeah, just going to ask that.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/27 02:06:48
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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chowderhead13 wrote:Happygrunt wrote:Melissia wrote:A stiff wind.
What?
Yeah, just going to ask that.
Now I feel old...
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Essentially, the old saying was that teenaged boys are so horny they could get aroused from a stiff wind, nevermind the presence of a female.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
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2011/01/27 02:08:33
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Calculating Commissar
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Melissia wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Happygrunt wrote:Melissia wrote:A stiff wind.
What?
Yeah, just going to ask that.
Now I feel old...
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Essentially, the old saying was that teenaged boys are so horny they could get aroused from a stiff wind, nevermind the presence of a female.
HEY! That's a serious medical condition!
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2011/01/27 02:08:48
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Melissia wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Happygrunt wrote:Melissia wrote:A stiff wind.
What?
Yeah, just going to ask that.
Now I feel old...
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Essentially, the old saying was that teenaged boys are so horny they could get aroused from a stiff wind, nevermind the presence of a female.
Ah. We are talking about physical bones, such as the ones found in bodies. Not... well... stiffies.
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2011/01/27 02:17:57
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Ah. We are talking about physical bones, such as the ones found in bodies. Not... well... stiffies.
Ah. We are talking about physical bones, such as the ones found in bodies. Not... well... stiffies.
Ah. physical bones, well... stiffies.
Ah. stiffies.
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/01/27 02:31:31
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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DA's Forever wrote:
Ah. We are talking about physical bones, such as the ones found in bodies. Not... well... stiffies.
Ah. We are talking about physical bones, such as the ones found in bodies. Not... well... stiffies.
Ah. physical bones, well... stiffies.
Ah. stiffies.
Yes.
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2011/01/27 02:34:49
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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chowderhead13 wrote:DA's Forever wrote:
Ah. We are talking about physical bones, such as the ones found in bodies. Not... well... stiffies.
Ah. We are talking about physical bones, such as the ones found in bodies. Not... well... stiffies.
Ah. physical bones, well... stiffies.
Ah. stiffies.
Yes.
I'm glad to have Chowder's approval!
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/01/27 02:35:16
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Anyone else notice that girls just like everything that has ever been posted to facebook?
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2011/01/27 02:35:47
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Every time I'm about to click back into this thread I think to myself " It can't possibly have gotten any stranger."...and each time you guys prove me wrong....sort of makes me proud.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
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2011/01/27 02:36:35
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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We do what we can!
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/01/27 02:36:46
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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FITZZ wrote: Every time I'm about to click back into this thread I think to myself " It can't possibly have gotten any stranger."...and each time you guys prove me wrong....sort of makes me proud.
your proud of us? 
I WANNA GIVE YOU A HUG!
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