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**sing your life**

Why do you want Orks specialy to be Obliterators?

**thenoobbomb**

sing your life wrote:
Why do you want Orks specialy to be Obliterators?

Ehm. Scienctific experiment!

**sing your life**

Wouldn't something like Kroot tasked the virus better?

**thenoobbomb**

I don't know how Orks react to it, that's why I'm trying this!

Oh, and Macho, I got you this necklace that will make everyone want you. Try it.

*hands over necklace*

**sing your life**

I don't believe you.

**Freddie Gibbs**

'Dat neckleff does look tad bit loike tha collar 'ere.

**Ashiraya**

Putting it on seems like a great idea. Do it.

I won't, though, it does not match my armour.

**sing your life**

Fine. I'll wear your necklace.

*puts on the necklace*

**thenoobbomb**

Haha! Do you feel the need to obliterate things already?

**Freddie Gibbs**

Ey, swediff elf git! Maybe 'dis collar will match ye armour!

**thenoobbomb**

I'm sure it'll look nices and attract males interrested in sexual reoroduction with you, Macho.

**sing your life**

Really?

So... Do you want to go on a date with me? I know this great restaurant on Iyanden.

**thenoobbomb**

Only once the necklace starts to kick in.

Then we'll go to this lovely place called Medrengard. There's this lovely place run by a guy called "the Butcher".

We could watch the artillery bombardments afterwards, and go kill some slaves.

**Ashiraya**

I suspect not, strange Orc. I'd honestly like to keep my neck unburdened for the moment.

But you, strange Elf... I have heard you be mentioned before. It was something about you, some curses, and a strange name... 'Goto'. What is that about?

**sing your life**

We try not to think about him *shudder*

**TheCustomLime**

Hey look! It's another Elfdar. I swear, if you start telling me to be environmentally friendly I will burn down the entire Wonder Woman rainforest! With a flamethrower that uses CFCs!

**Ashiraya**

I assure you that while this person may look reminiscent of myself, I have no connection to... Whatever it actually is.

And I have no intention of telling you to be environmentally friendly, human. Do as you please.

**TheCustomLime**

She says she is a "Farseer" so... I think that means she needs glasses to see things up close. Otherwise, all I know is that she likes Poke-gan and has a Gizard. And apparently is still a virgin despite asking everything with a penis for sex.

Say, you know what you remind me of? Those Nazguls from the Lord of the Rings movie.

**Ashiraya**

I don't what?

**TheCustomLime**

Yeah, dark armor, pointed ears, blue eyes and everything. Or am I thinking of WoW of Warcraft?

**thenoobbomb**

Warcraft? I love that! Blowing up massive fortresses, rebuilding them, blowing them up again... that's Warcraft, right?

**Dust**

bark bark bark

**thenoobbomb**

Loyalist dog!

**sing your life**

What about are date, Pertuabo? That restaurant I mentioned does some excellent Roast Ork.

**thenoobbomb**

I know a much better restaurant, with mystery meat! The Butcher really is a good cook, though his slaves tend to disappear every now and then..

**sing your life**

I prefer my Restaurant. I like being able to actually know what I'm eating.

**thenoobbomb**

But you can't watch artillery shells turn a planet apart from that restaurant, can you?

**sing your life**

I heard the Restaurant has Howling Banshee strippers [who won't attack you], I think that's better than watching a bombardment.

**thenoobbomb**

No it's not. Bombardments are much better!

Besides, due to GW, I don't even know if my reproductive equipment works.

**sing your life**

I hate watching bombardments. They're so boring. And I really don't like mystery meats. You're restaurant completely sucks compared to mine.

OOC: According to /tg/ it works.