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Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe

Huh, this thread is going to new and exciting places.

Well, maybe not exciting places, but they're definitely new.

Keep on doing... whatever is you're doing.

Also, I'm considering using a Komodo as a Great Knarloc counts as. Your wasp idea intrigued me.

There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
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Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Its ok, I knew what you meant. Its just that your question of "What is wrong with you?" seemed fairly unambiguous in its intent.
Singers do detach from bees and get stuck in the victim. Wasps, not so much. Truth be told, Im looking for better sting economy, and thats why I went with wasps.

Anyway, stuff related to modeling.
Today I have for you a Salamander Space Marine being drug downward into a hellish pit. He doesnt want to go, but the hands from below insist.
Inspiration came when I felt similarly reading over the posts accusing me of insect cruelty. So take that, haters. Even your spite fuels me.
I used a Maccrage terrain pieces, with a smaller one (3 mouth genestealer thing) nested inside, glued to a 40mm washer. The hands are all spare genestealer parts.
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Not in the pit! Don't drag me down into your pit!

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Nooooooooooooooo!


Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
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Longtime Dakkanaut





Gothenburg

I'm not claiming its cruelty. I am asking what could cause you to think its a good idea having live wasps on your board

Maybe it´s like a desperate attempt at actually winning a game, you know if you opponent is allergic to bees, then get stung and keel over it kind of counts as a win by walkover
lol

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Colorado Springs, Co.

Ha, thanks, brotha for the kinds words.

Doomthumbs wrote:Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music.

Well, not the dangerous music I originally went after but, hey, the pattern was full.

http://youtu.be/V8rZWw9HE7o

I really like the pit. Can't even fathom the horrors he'll experience on the way down.

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sunny devon





my eyes, My Eyes!

To the haters: if you dont like, dont post, it is one persons, albiet, weird view on the tyranids.

Remember:

Peatreed wrote:To 'The only jp' - that was the most dumbest post in the history of dumb!
 
   
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This thread enforces a number of unfortunate gamer stereotypes and is really a sad on many levels.

The fact that the mods allow it to remain really casts a bad light on dakka and the mods imho.

Speechless...

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Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe

CT GAMER wrote:This thread enforces a number of unfortunate gamer stereotypes and is really a sad on many levels.

The fact that the mods allow it to remain really casts a bad light on dakka and the mods imho.

Speechless...


If only you'd gone speechless before you'd posted.

All you're doing is adding your voice to a chorus that isn't being listened to.

You're not required to post in a thread if you don't like its content.

There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
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Nerivant wrote:
CT GAMER wrote:This thread enforces a number of unfortunate gamer stereotypes and is really a sad on many levels.

The fact that the mods allow it to remain really casts a bad light on dakka and the mods imho.

Speechless...


If only you'd gone speechless before you'd posted.

All you're doing is adding your voice to a chorus that isn't being listened to.

You're not required to post in a thread if you don't like its content.


I posted because I strongly object, not because I was required to.

And no i don't expect the offenders in question to be listening: their inability to apply common sense and good taste was already confirmed prior to my posting; rather this was an appeal to the mods to come to their senses and restore some of the dignity to dakka that this thread has removed...

they can of course allow it to remain as they see fit, as incomprehensible and tasteless as that is...


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Ex nihilo

Nerivant wrote:If only you'd gone speechless before you'd posted.

+1

CT GAMER wrote:This thread enforces a number of unfortunate gamer stereotypes

Oh? I was unaware that there WERE stereotypes of gamers in this thread. We come from all walks of life, and I think you'll be pressed to locate MY prejudice in this thread.
So please, If you will, do some of your own work to restore dignity and taste. When making an accusation, do try and base it in reality?
You seem to be laboring under the delusion that I seek to be a divisive or radical factor here. Not so. Simply showcasing original models. Models that may not be to your taste. You are more than welcome, in fact invited, to leave at any time. I'll keep universally accepting anyone that wants to contribute here in a positive fashion. I've even done requests.
Please, feel free to enumerate the negative stereotypes you think are being presented. I'll keep representing gamers that are open minded, excluding none but those who spew hate.

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
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This thread reminds me of this:





Not necessarily a bad thing

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Ex nihilo

Aaand now I have to model that.
Haaaaaaa!

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
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Ex nihilo

Please note the perfectly ordinary, non murdered dog in this picture.
Its a repost, but also a riposte.
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Mahalo, Biomass!


Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
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Colorado Springs, Co.

CT GAMER wrote:This thread enforces a number of unfortunate gamer stereotypes


I'm actually curious as to what stereotype is being 'enforced' in this thread, though, I never had anyone standing behind me, taser at the ready, demanding I act a certain way in here. I'm not sure I've met an underground NSFW stereotype but, again, I have never actually went out looking for them. I have met the stereotypical 'rivet counter' that has a stick so far up his ass that it's actually stabbing at the logic center of his brain, making him try and to police the tabletop world to no avail. There's also those 'fan boys', don't get me started on them...
   
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Washington USA

I registered just to reply to this thread.

OP--- amazing job modeling. You do great, imaginative work.

Anyone calling this "animal cruelty" is a hypocrite just trying to get attention. If you have ever driven a car, or taken a walk, you have killed bugs. Get over it.

Some of you take yourselves so seriously. "I may play with plastic army men who blow each other up, and the models may have an insane amount of gore that would not ever even be able to be shown on TV, but if you have your models in a sexual position you are an immature child!"

The few of you who are mad about this thread are the ones who need to grow up and be adults. If you don't like something, IGNORE IT.

OP, continue on!!!

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Scotland

Some nice fun ideas in here.

PS
Glad you've stopped being mean to insects.

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Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe

Everything Shakespeare wrote was full of dirty, sexual humor.

But he and his infantile, potty humor never went anywhere.

Right?

If you can't find something thematically wrong with what he's doing, your argument amounts to "I don't like it."

Which is about as unstable a position to argue from as you can find.

There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
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Ex nihilo

Pressure is on: do more creative work, get it to more people, and do it faster. From now on, expect daily, perhaps even twice daily updates to the actual content portion of the thread. Ive got a lot of spare parts now, and people in my area willing to trade bits, so really now its just a matter of how long I can go before either suffering burnout or getting love knifed by a fan.

First up: Fanservice. I've chopped up tank bits and a Khorne Berserker to make a Boba Fett. Now, I know his backpack isn't an exact match, but the visor sure is. Im waiting on two rhino headlights to do a more accurate modeling job before I repaint him. They'll go where the exhaust ports on the pack are, and that should be about as close as I can get. Theres also rumors of a guy who plays SoB trading me what will become a "Slave Leia" figure.
Theres even a fellow Dakkanaut who I've asked to help me provide a suitable sex nose for when I mount the Boba Fett on Leia, but as of yet he has not been forthcoming with that.
Personally, I think there should be a lot of U and N sounds in the noise, tempered with Hs. Something like Uuuuunnnh Unnnnhhunnnh but thats also really up to the man I'm collaborating with.
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Oh Boba Fett, you

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And your rocketpack! Its so... big!

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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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Ex nihilo

Oh hey, theres also another dog in the first Boba Fett picture!
Im obviously a huge animal hater who just wantonly destroys life.
You can see it on the face of my Bearded Dragon, below.
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Help meeeee I'm so saaaaaad


Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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Nottinghamshire- England

Dude...

Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate!!!!



JOKES!!!

I Love your thread and your ideas and your final products!
All sooooo coooool !

I especially like the Tyranid Gargoyle on string you did that everyone said was a wasp !

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Ex nihilo

Nerivant wrote:Everything Shakespeare wrote was full of dirty, sexual humor.

But he and his infantile, potty humor never went anywhere.

Right?


Wait, WHO? Oh, you mean "Dirty Bill" who hangs out at the tavern Thursdays? That guy is a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
Hamlet was a genestealer, as you can clearly see below. I've included a ripper miniscene on the back, which will be the gravedigger clowns.
He's My favorite Brooding Lord, and always gets toxin sacs.
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Alas, poor Ymgarl


Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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Ex nihilo

Forgot the second picture of Genestealer Hamlet.

Oh and in a classic LOLwut moment, I've never posted the front half of goatse Tervigon. That gets fixed in this post too.
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A pestilence on Haters for mad rogues!

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Seriously, how did I forget this?


Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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chester, cheshire

I see your point about how if people dont like it, they should butt out.
what I dont understand is how everyone is all like "eww, gross, tyranid p**** abou this, but i dont remember anyone having any kind of similar reaction towards the "sersi's slaneshi themed demon army" (That was an awesome blod btw). to be fair, that thread had better sculpting (thats not an insult or anything, im not say your bad just that sersi was awesome) but most of the NSFW stuff was waaaaaaaaaaaaay worse than anythiing posted here. odd how people react differently. is it just that this involves aliens that kinda make you think "ouch, that would hurt" , rather than demonettes and soul grinders which dont invoke the same feelings? stop being such bigots guys, you're wrecking a thread which some of us are actually interested in (although reading back over it, half the fun of this thread has been the arguments involved) and as for the animal rights actavists out there, stop being so self rghteous. i'm not saying I agree with the wasp thing (I find it slightly sickening tbh, not because it harms bugs, thats unavoidable, but because of the INTENTION to do harm, rather than the harm itself) but lay off him and stop going on about "the wasps feelings" and "what if you damadge his thorax?" list an actual argument, such as the intended cruelty argumnent. at least when you try and argue, at least be GOOD at it, rather than spouting out all this verbal diohrea that you guys seem to enjoy.
whew, that went on for a while, I realy didnt mean to rant, i just love internet debating, lol

PS: awesome stuff man, really like some of this, although you could do some more modeling on the tervigon. the idea is brilliant, its just that the large spherical body could do with a bit of refining, possibly add some plasticard or greenstuff carapace, but im begging, you, dont just leave it at that, because it has real potential, and should be finished propely. also you could add some thicker legs, but its mainly the finishing of the main body that needs something.

and as for you "part of the battlefield where your enemy is afraid to move men into" thats awesome! you should just use dormant wasps as the objectives on your side of the board, and set up you men on those objectives, then when the wasps wake up halfway through the battle your opponent cant claaim the objectives!!!

also try releasing that lizard you have onto the board, I'm sure he could nom on some marines. what sort of size is he? closer to a carnifex or a hireodule? lol

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Because Dangerous terrain where you die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music.


If that's not signature material, I don't know what is......

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Ex nihilo

walker90234 wrote:half the fun of this thread has been the arguments involved.

you should just use dormant wasps as the objectives on your side of the board, and set up you men on those objectives, then when the wasps wake up halfway through the battle your opponent cant claaim the objectives!!!


Wow, I honestly expected a wall of txt like that to contain harsh invective, but its actually support! I don't consider it arguing to stick up for myself when someone has been directly offensive to me, but I'm glad you've enjoyed those parts too. I know I did, once my ego had recovered from the sting of criticism and my revenge gland began pumping its horrible additives to my bloodstream.
Your wasp idea trumps the crap out of mine to be honest.

Still no word on exactly what negative stereotypes I'm enforcing here.
Humorously, it seems that the person who called me out on that is reinforcing the stereotype of "The gamer that takes his hobby so seriously that he can't have a little laugh once in a while".

MudgeBlack wrote:If that's not signature material, I don't know what is......

You know.... you're right!

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
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Colorado Springs, Co.

This is what happens when you're bored at work.

   
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The Norse Lands

Woot woot, Go doomthumbs, ive been reading this all day and its hilarious.

Only thing i didnt really like was the crucifix thing(Catholic, blame me ) but wasn't pissed by it. And the bug thing just seemed....a bit odd. Still though, looking to see more models!

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Ex nihilo

Lebaron, if you happen to work at a tshirt making place, I'd love some of those.
Also, is the name of your city (Wynne) pronounced "Win"?
If so, I think we just became best friends.

CVH, you're also a model citizen. I wish more people would react to distasteful subject matter as you have. Im sorry you didn't like it, but then again it had a fairly good chance of offending just about everyone. Thanks for being an adult about it.
Also, I just like hearing stuff like "Woot woot Go Doomthumbs", as it puts a huge genuine smile on my face.

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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Deus Incognitus

Love the hamlet piece!

"to rend or not to rend that is the question"

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I think i found reinspiration for my nids. . . creating Imperium-Molesting Cthutlu Nids.


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Colorado Springs, Co.

I do not, actually. It was done while trolling the radio station while talking to my old co-workers. They could be made but we'd need a few things first.

Also, I do live in Wynne (that is the correct way to say it). Why would that make us best friends? There's people in Ar. that don't even know where (or what) Wynne is.
   
 
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