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337?: model Venoms as Arwings. Every time you make a flickerfield save, yell "DO A BAREL ROLL!".

338?: My Little Pony decals. On everything.

339 : Bring the smallest dice possible ( Wizkids made ones that were about 5mm x 5mm x 5mm), and if you opponent tries to look at you rolls closely, insist that he is crowding you.

Do not jokes when your playing the game like in the movie Borat. Be like, "I'll shoot at your Land Raider"
"OK"
"Not"
You can do it for quite a bit as well. After seeing the movie Borat it gave me the idea haha

Use chessex dice that have different symbols on each of the sides. One type of symbol is on the ones side, one is on the six side...etc etc. Then expect your opponent to learn which is which. I do this already But I only have them on 1 and 6 and tell my opponent first which is which AND pick the dice up to show him when they roll-no cheatings for me, just layers of obnoxiousness.

???- make sound effects and actions for every charge, move or shoot, with individual sounds for each unit and outcome.
"FIIIIIX BAYONETS! CHAAAAAARGE!"
*fails all armour saves, misses everything*
"AAARGH! THE PAIN! TELL MY WIFE AND KIDS THAT...I...ARGH..."
*falls over, knocking over the board while doing so*
then slowly creep out of the store, and return 5 minutes later with a bandage around head/arm, plaster, sling, ect.

Construct a small altar whenever your model dies, set it on top, pour flammable substance on it/kindling, light it ablaze, and "Accidently" tip it towards your opponents models. If he complains say he is irreverent and leave, very upset.

Have your models have dead enemy models of the same race as your opponent(painted in his color scheme) on the bases of your models.

make sure it looks like they died really gory horrible deaths.

Grey Templar wrote:Have your models have dead enemy models of the same race as your opponent(painted in his color scheme) on the bases of your models.

make sure it looks like they died really gory horrible deaths.

My friend does this....It was annoying, but now that he's doing it with our other friend, its pretty hilarious

Melt your opponents most prized and 'invincible unit with Mind War

Ridealgh wrote:Melt your opponents most prized and 'invincible unit with Mind War

...and his brother does this!

yamgrenade wrote:

Ridealgh wrote:Melt your opponents most prized and 'invincible unit with Mind War

...and his brother does this!

meh. I played eldar- HQ & elite heavy list.
lysander was the only survivor in my army on one wound.
he survived three turns on his own.
what a boss.

???- bring a pair of clippers/craft knife/hobby drill.
every time a model dies, clip off/cut off a limb/drill it's torso and say it can fight on.

Laugh a lot. When your opponent asks why, say "because of this" and belly-flop onto his entire army.

Scorax001 wrote:Laugh a lot. When your opponent asks why, say "because of this" and belly-flop onto his entire army.

I actually laughed at that.
just the mental image...

the mental image i got was the emporers champion stabbing a fat guy trying to bellyflop on him

#348: Be really fat. Make sure you don't wear deodorant. Run around outside and get really sweaty. Show up to a crowded game night, and then stand in front of the only fan in the game room.


This actually happened to me last week. It was the most disgusting thing ever.

I thought this was 100 ways to annoy your opponent not kill them

Hey, if i was suddenly killed I would be plenty annoyed

touche salesman touche

349: Play Grey Knights

350: Dress up as an Inquisitor and call your opponents (or allies) an "HERETIC!" or a "FILTHY XENO!" (if he's not useing humans) everytime he does something that doesn't benefit you.

use squat models as a 'counts as' have them counting as whatever your opponent plays

Paint anthro "art" on your tanks

In all honesty, I do this without even trying. Some of the gamers get alittle -too- into it and I have the composure of a stoned hippie. I usually sit and slowly move my Space Wolves to the best firing locations and let the bolters/living lightling do the work then get up to smash apart whats left with my Grey Hunters and Wolfguard. Then I finally stand up.

The whole time the other gamer has been bouncing about and yelling. I guess I am partially a sociopath.

Take a Vindicator w/ siege shield.

Use minis modeled and painted by the NSFW group (you must have seen one of their sigs here in this forum).

If your a guy, wear tight girl shorts and every time you measure or "accidentally" drop a model you bend over to get it, I saw this happen once at a shop (*shivers*).

Lift weights for years and go play without shirt and flex your muscles when you kill something or when you take a hit without losing the unit and tell your opponent that is because you have so epic body.

Claim that the game is for the glory of hypnotoad and refuse to play unless they agree. Bonus points if you have a video of hypnotoad.

When your opponent fields a decently painted army during his deployment say "awww... That's so cute your children helped you paint your army"

Constantly saying "WOW CONGRATULATIONS!"

Talks constantly about how your next army will be female space marines. Talk about their double-D breastplates, and how they can't dunk, but it doesn't really matter because they really get into the spirit of the game.

Extra points if your opponent is a woman.