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Might wanna watch your language before Mods come over.

I think that was a mistype rather than an intentional swear.

Yeah, oops. I meant Funky. I have no idea how that came out while I was typing.

Oh, and squid. I'll be there in 2 secs

when you realize that the GW Kor'sarro Khan model will be extremely difficult to convert into a biker, begging the question why they ever made the sculpt in the first place

BlapBlapBlap wrote:That sinking feeling when your Archon and your Succubus are beaten in combat BY FIRE WARRIORS.

How, How , How does that happen? I mean seriously

Great White wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:That sinking feeling when your Archon and your Succubus are beaten in combat BY FIRE WARRIORS.

How, How , How does that happen? I mean seriously

Somebody angered the dice gods

dmthomas7 wrote:

Great White wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:That sinking feeling when your Archon and your Succubus are beaten in combat BY FIRE WARRIORS.

How, How , How does that happen? I mean seriously

Somebody angered the dice gods

Man those dice gods don't like blapblapblap

Great White wrote:

dmthomas7 wrote:

Great White wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:That sinking feeling when your Archon and your Succubus are beaten in combat BY FIRE WARRIORS.

How, How , How does that happen? I mean seriously

Somebody angered the dice gods

Man those dice gods don't like blapblapblap

Which is why I always offer the Gods a snakes and ladders board before a game, that they may bless me with good rolls.

DeadlySquirrel wrote:

Great White wrote:

dmthomas7 wrote:

Great White wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:That sinking feeling when your Archon and your Succubus are beaten in combat BY FIRE WARRIORS.

How, How , How does that happen? I mean seriously

Somebody angered the dice gods

Man those dice gods don't like blapblapblap

Which is why I always offer the Gods a snakes and ladders board before a game, that they may bless me with good rolls.

I stack my dice bricks with the ones down in hopes that the ones will land on bottom often. Sadly this does not work I still roll close to binary

...when the wife realizes just how much crap you have.

...and that you're buying more

Samus_aran115 wrote:You know that sinking feeling when you're deep into some funky-arse funk music, diggin' it.... but then you realize you're white.

all the time brother

MartiniPunk wrote:

Samus_aran115 wrote:You know that sinking feeling when you're deep into some funky-arse funk music, diggin' it.... but then you realize you're white.

all the time brother

Blackness is a state of mind.

When it is so hot that the paint would dry on the brush and go on the models crappy.

When your paint pot is still 1/4 full, but the paint has half-dried into a slimy, thick mess and you don't notice until its on the model...

When you needed new brushes months ago and are still using the old ones...

When the Crisis suit in the Tau battleforce turns out to be the elite version and not the HQ like you thought...I'll be using it as an HQ suit anyway...

When you keep using hawk turquoise on blue lenses as you think you have enough ultramarines blue but it's actually just two dried out pots.

When you see your opponent have to move 300 guardsmen... (on a side note when it turns out it is the longest movement ever!)

When you get told by a girl at school you failed your moral check...

When all your glue is dried out.

Asherian Command wrote:
When you get told by a girl at school you failed your moral check...

I would remind said girl that I am, in fact, fearless.

then yell "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" as I +comment censored by inquisition+

When that black primer just wont strip off those models

Sunoccard wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:
When you get told by a girl at school you failed your moral check...

I would remind said girl that I am, in fact, fearless.

then yell "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" as I +comment censored by inquisition+

now that is an interesting day at school.

Hammer18 wrote:

Sunoccard wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:
When you get told by a girl at school you failed your moral check...

I would remind said girl that I am, in fact, fearless.

then yell "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" as I +comment censored by inquisition+

now that is an interesting day at school.

Could have been worse, could have had a maverick.


Generally this nerf gun is used as the base for bolt pistols.

n0t_u wrote:Could have been worse, could have had a maverick.


Generally this nerf gun is used as the base for bolt pistols.

Could have been worse. He could have actually had a bolt pistol.

Sunoccard wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:
When you get told by a girl at school you failed your moral check...

I would remind said girl that I am, in fact, fearless.

then yell "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" as I +comment censored by inquisition+

...when you later realize that the judge probably doesn't play warhammer

MartiniPunk wrote:

Sunoccard wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:
When you get told by a girl at school you failed your moral check...

I would remind said girl that I am, in fact, fearless.

then yell "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" as I +comment censored by inquisition+

...when you later realize that the judge probably doesn't play warhammer

Reminds me.

Last year, my mom had a cast on her leg after slipping on ice and breaking her ankle. One of the casts, probably the first one, ended up with a bloodstain - which is apparently normal. So I, in my infinite wisdom, wrote on this cast, "Blood for the Blood God!" with an arrow pointing to the bloodstain.

I gather that the doctor who removed that particular cast was not familiar with Warhammer.

n0t_u wrote:

Hammer18 wrote:

Sunoccard wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:
When you get told by a girl at school you failed your moral check...

I would remind said girl that I am, in fact, fearless.

then yell "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" as I +comment censored by inquisition+

now that is an interesting day at school.

Could have been worse, could have had a maverick.


Generally this nerf gun is used as the base for bolt pistols.

totally have a couple of these

When the glue dries in the neck of your plastic glue, so you need to carve the stuff out with clippers and knives.

When an unknown clog the sized of a SM head prevents you from squeezing it out.

When you keep squeezing because you think your are simply running out, and it explodes all over your Interceptor.

The elated feeling when you see most of it washing away with the hot water.

The elated feeling when the remaining glue is dissolved when you spray prime the model.

when some glue dries in the bottle.....
well, usually youd grab a pin, poke around in the tip of the bottle and thats it. But my feting bottle has a hollow needle for a tip! Argh.
after a few days i discovered that i can use a hair of a toothbrush to fix that..... phew!

MrMerlin wrote:when some glue dries in the bottle.....
well, usually youd grab a pin, poke around in the tip of the bottle and thats it. But my feting bottle has a hollow needle for a tip! Argh.
after a few days i discovered that i can use a hair of a toothbrush to fix that..... phew!

I always put the bottle in hot water. It melts the glue enough that you can squeeze the remaining glue out.

When you realize that you don't know any female warhammer players...

You know that sinking feeling when you fire 30 tesla carbines from your Immortals at a 9-strong squad of Terminators and only kill four.
Seriously, it happened to me, and it was so annoying as they were going to rip me apart!