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2011/01/31 22:25:44
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Avatar 720 wrote:As in, she'll be keeping your man-berries on a leash.
"Does Slarg want want a walk-y!"
"Get this leash off my testi-mmfmfmmfmfmf!"
"There, now the gags in. Let's play some '40k'. I'll be the Sister, and you can be the naughty Guardsmen..."
"MMFMMFMMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMMFMFMFMFM!!!"
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
2011/01/31 22:26:05
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Fafnir wrote:If she likes the fluff of Dark Eldar, she's a keeper.
She is in the friend zone, unfortunately. Still, thought it would be funny.
I am also about to become alot more popular at work. I am making Chocolate Cookies, and I work with about thirty some women. And we all know what Chocolate does to women
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chowderhead13 wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:As in, she'll be keeping your man-berries on a leash.
"Does Slarg want want a walk-y!"
"Get this leash off my testi-mmfmfmmfmfmf!"
"There, now the gags in. Let's play some '40k'. I'll be the Sister, and you can be the naughty Guardsmen..."
"MMFMMFMMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMMFMFMFMFM!!!"
YES PLEASE!
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying.
2011/01/31 22:28:14
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Fafnir wrote:If she likes the fluff of Dark Eldar, she's a keeper.
She is in the friend zone, unfortunately. Still, thought it would be funny.
I am also about to become alot more popular at work. I am making Chocolate Cookies, and I work with about thirty some women. And we all know what Chocolate does to women
Make them fat and very hyper?
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
2011/01/31 22:31:15
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Fafnir wrote:If she likes the fluff of Dark Eldar, she's a keeper.
She is in the friend zone, unfortunately. Still, thought it would be funny.
I am also about to become alot more popular at work. I am making Chocolate Cookies, and I work with about thirty some women. And we all know what Chocolate does to women
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chowderhead13 wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:As in, she'll be keeping your man-berries on a leash.
"Does Slarg want want a walk-y!"
"Get this leash off my testi-mmfmfmmfmfmf!"
"There, now the gags in. Let's play some '40k'. I'll be the Sister, and you can be the naughty Guardsmen..."
"MMFMMFMMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMMFMFMFMFM!!!"
YES PLEASE!
A girl that I know hates chocolate i mean seriously she hates it with a fiery passion.
Being in the friend zone sucks more than anything!
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/01/31 22:50:14
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Fafnir wrote:If she likes the fluff of Dark Eldar, she's a keeper.
She is in the friend zone, unfortunately. Still, thought it would be funny.
I am also about to become alot more popular at work. I am making Chocolate Cookies, and I work with about thirty some women. And we all know what Chocolate does to women
Make them fat and very hyper?
No! It melts them like the Chocolate melts in their mouth.
Asherian Command wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Fafnir wrote:If she likes the fluff of Dark Eldar, she's a keeper.
She is in the friend zone, unfortunately. Still, thought it would be funny.
I am also about to become alot more popular at work. I am making Chocolate Cookies, and I work with about thirty some women. And we all know what Chocolate does to women
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chowderhead13 wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:As in, she'll be keeping your man-berries on a leash.
"Does Slarg want want a walk-y!"
"Get this leash off my testi-mmfmfmmfmfmf!"
"There, now the gags in. Let's play some '40k'. I'll be the Sister, and you can be the naughty Guardsmen..."
"MMFMMFMMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMMFMFMFMFM!!!"
YES PLEASE!
A girl that I know hates chocolate i mean seriously she hates it with a fiery passion.
Being in the friend zone sucks more than anything!
Meh, I don't really want to date her, she is just a friend who is female. I have no problem with the friend zone in this instance
I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying.
2011/01/31 22:54:47
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Fafnir wrote:If she likes the fluff of Dark Eldar, she's a keeper.
She is in the friend zone, unfortunately. Still, thought it would be funny.
I am also about to become alot more popular at work. I am making Chocolate Cookies, and I work with about thirty some women. And we all know what Chocolate does to women
Make them fat and very hyper?
No! It melts them like the Chocolate melts in their mouth.
Asherian Command wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Fafnir wrote:If she likes the fluff of Dark Eldar, she's a keeper.
She is in the friend zone, unfortunately. Still, thought it would be funny.
I am also about to become alot more popular at work. I am making Chocolate Cookies, and I work with about thirty some women. And we all know what Chocolate does to women
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chowderhead13 wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:As in, she'll be keeping your man-berries on a leash.
"Does Slarg want want a walk-y!"
"Get this leash off my testi-mmfmfmmfmfmf!"
"There, now the gags in. Let's play some '40k'. I'll be the Sister, and you can be the naughty Guardsmen..."
"MMFMMFMMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMMFMFMFMFM!!!"
YES PLEASE!
A girl that I know hates chocolate i mean seriously she hates it with a fiery passion.
Being in the friend zone sucks more than anything!
Meh, I don't really want to date her, she is just a friend who is female. I have no problem with the friend zone in this instance
Yeah If anything I wish I could of dated that girl she was a keeper. Too bad I failed in most ways. Damn my shyness sometimes!
Anyway if your good with the friend zone then thats good as long as she is not interested in you.
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/01/31 23:07:17
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
This is dating, not a legal case (although it could turn into one quite easily...); "My client wishes to know whether you client is free for dinner this Saturday." "My client wishes to inform your client that the restraining order has gone through." "OBJECTION!"
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
2011/02/01 00:25:02
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
I would have never guessed. Just go get her, or find a go-between (a friend of hers and yours through which you can communicate).
Yes but problem is, I got involved in something and she needless to say no longer wants to talk to me ever, again. But nothing really bad. But I am shy, at school that is. Outside of school no, I am very what do you call it?
Open and very social, but I dislike parties alot I like small groups when it is a social event. Its kinda funny as it is sorta trait in my family we all hate parties. But we are very social. I have turned down alot of parties, and This year I have gotten 0 asks to go to a party with anyone.
People base me on what they see at school, when I don't actually act like that all the time. I am one of those kids that can hide every single thing about myself at school.
But then I release at home, dakka dakka, in the city, and when I am not obligated to follow any rules set down by my school.
And I wish it worked out but nah it couldn't, my luck has been seemingly really bad lately. But most people think of me as inactive, a quiter and such, but people that actually do know me know that I work out. ALOT. And I don't do competitive sports, because I don't like engaging that really competitive side of me. Ugh I sound like a school girl >.< But yeah I am shy and I am one active son of a gun.
The best part is I am a professional speaker when I need to be. And IT is hilarious how good I am, most people's mouths drop and they love my passionite speeches.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/02/01 00:25:04
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
6 More posts guys; just 6 more, then we can sleep easy.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
2011/02/01 00:39:49
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Avatar 720 wrote:This is dating, not a legal case (although it could turn into one quite easily...); "My client wishes to know whether you client is free for dinner this Saturday." "My client wishes to inform your client that the restraining order has gone through." "OBJECTION!"
2011/02/01 00:42:21
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:Yet again my post is ignored.
I read it; I just didn't feel that I had much to comment on
I still love ya!
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
2011/02/01 00:50:03
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
This thread may now be laid to rest. In the name of Dakka, choppas to choppas, teef to teef...
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
2011/02/01 01:01:59
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
2001. Anyway thanks guys. I just don't have anything like a good question. I can't make it up with the girl as she gave me this statement. "Sorryz butz trying to be a friendz with me." Of course she then started to go onto statements stating I was a hacker, and stalker, when I had been gone the entirety of that weekend on a hiking trip. Where I had no phone, no internet access and 0 talk to anyone from my school. I was with my friends, and I was seriously injured. Its kinda funny, but I didn't want to explain it to her as she probably wouldn't believe me at all, as she caught me lieing a few times, because for a while she wouldn't shut up. So I manned up and sent an apology letter and she said its fine, just don't ever talk to me again. I am fine with that. Considering that Most guys would of gone crazy and written love stories at my school yada yada blah blah blah. Yeah some people were impressed with what I did, after I told them the fully true story from my presepective.
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/02/01 01:05:02
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Kill her. Kill her and steal her organs. Steal her organs and give them to a cow. Give her one of the cows stomachs and blow it up. With a bicycle pump.
Lets see the fuzz work that one out.
For legal purposes, Avatar 720 Inc. does not in any way, shape or form condone any violence. By reading this post you have entered yourself into an agreement that Avatar 720 cannot be held responsible for any accidents or injuries or other forms of misfortune that may befall you at any point in your life or unlife.
But seriously; bicycle pump
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
2011/02/01 01:10:48
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Avatar 720 wrote:Kill her. Kill her and steal her organs. Steal her organs and give them to a cow. Give her one of the cows stomachs and blow it up. With a bicycle pump.
Lets see the fuzz work that one out.
Nah. I'm not a killer. I am a tactical dude, i deal with tactics, not murder that only comes if the person is a risk to others. Also I do not have that type of mind set. And I will consider beating up the bastard who sent that damn message I'll punt a field goal with his arse . Gaking Hackers.
Anyway Thats how I felt about the situation. And I sent here an email one time because I thought it was a hacker one time I was wrong. >.>
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/02/01 13:48:29
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote: I can't make it up with the girl as she gave me this statement. "Sorryz butz trying to be a friendz with me."
Sorry I can't even follow this so can't really advise.
I mean she says this cryptic statement, then accuses you of "hacking" and "stalking". What computer hacking? Hacking what? And whenever this hacking was happening you were actually off on a weekend away and got injured. But she won't believe you because you lied to her in the past or something just to get her to be quiet? You sound like a jerk. Then you sent a letter. Okay. But anyway you "got involved in something" but not something 'really bad' but the upshot is that she never wants to talk to you ever again?
Your life seems real complicated for a 16 year old and frankly baffles the hell out of me.
2011/02/01 13:50:16
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
micahaphone wrote:For sure, your analogy is accurate. Women, in general, have it worse off. I just think that it's funny to point out the little, puny advantages.
In the US, women are now approaching 60% of the college makeup. Its a serious issue that is being ignored.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2011/02/01 14:21:00
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:The best part is I am a professional speaker when I need to be. And IT is hilarious how good I am, most people's mouths drop and they love my passionite speeches.
You probally don't get people replying because you come off as very big headed with stuff like this.
Maybe stop telling us how great you are.
WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
. Gaking Hackers.
:Cries:
3500 ish
