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2009/02/09 23:05:17
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Calculating Commissar
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focusedfire wrote:A Dark Eldar job fair. 
I dont get it... 
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2009/02/09 23:16:06
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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They are slavers
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 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
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2009/02/10 03:05:56
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Huge Hierodule
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That belongs in the Thread of "Things you would never Want to See."
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
A: A Maniraptor |
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2009/02/10 03:10:39
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
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Barney the friendly-BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
An Ork in drag. Or in nothing.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/02/10 03:11:24
Humans were put on this earth to fart around, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
-Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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2009/02/10 03:26:53
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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I hate you and your avatar :I
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2009/02/10 03:37:32
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
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You are now imagining an Ork Boy dancing on a pole in a club.
Feel the bass beat. Feel it good. 'Cause Gorka Urk'uhll is yours tonight. Allllll yourssssss.
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Humans were put on this earth to fart around, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
-Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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2009/02/10 13:16:31
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Whiteshield Conscript Trooper
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A commisar running away before anybody else screaming like a girl 
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2009/02/10 16:28:42
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Dakka Veteran
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an ork with a diploma
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2009/02/10 18:48:07
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Kroot pron
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2009/02/10 22:09:50
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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focusedfire wrote:Kroot pron
I wish you were wrong...
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2009/02/10 23:17:48
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Calculating Commissar
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aunshova wrote:focusedfire wrote:Kroot pron
I wish you were wrong...
What do you mean "wish"? OH GOD!
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2009/02/10 23:40:44
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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Yes, the bowels of the internets contain many a frightening visage. Such horrors are best left unnoticed.
But there is a light that we can all follow. Let the heavenly crust of that which is most Delicious shield us from such heresy.
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2009/02/18 09:50:22
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Waaagh! Warbiker
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Sisters of Battle?
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 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your sig. 
GENERATION 8: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment
Us Orkses isn't dum - stoopid, jus' not dum.
 1000 pts.
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2009/02/18 12:02:10
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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The return of the Starchild in post-RT fluff.
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2009/02/19 07:50:20
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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An original Necron paint scheme.
Vegitarian Nids.
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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2009/02/20 04:28:57
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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God Of Yams wrote:KingCracker wrote:really tho... grots would be the only logical troops to make a sinper in Orks. The only guns I really take are ones with templates  makes the chances alot better
If there was an ork sniper rifle, you can bet it would be a blast weapon.
yuppers, and I call it the SHOKK ATTACK GUN baby
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2009/02/20 15:20:14
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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A guard-sarge shooting a Commissar because when he says "OH MY GOD-EMPEROR WE WILL BE EATEN BY RIPPERS" It scars the men.
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2009/02/23 23:03:23
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
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An orc leading group therapy
Inquisitors leading a diversity meeting
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2009/02/23 23:18:43
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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MasticatorDeelux wrote:You are now imagining an Ork Boy dancing on a pole in a club.
Feel the bass beat. Feel it good. 'Cause Gorka Urk'uhll is yours tonight. Allllll yourssssss.
Beware orks with dork squigs. 
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2009/02/24 00:05:20
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Nigel Stillman
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Marneus Calgar losing a battle.
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2009/02/24 01:51:42
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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Nobody likes the tau /cry
On-topic - Tau getting the respect it wants ;3
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2009/02/24 15:56:47
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Huge Hierodule
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A squad of 10 Fire warriors beat a single Genestealer with Feeder Tendrils, Scything talons and Extended Carapace in Close combat.
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
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2009/02/25 17:20:19
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Pragmatic Collabirator
The East Coast of the USA
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Crazy_Carnifex wrote:A squad of 10 Fire warriors beat a single Genestealer with Feeder Tendrils, Scything talons and Extended Carapace in Close combat.
A squad of 10 Fire Warriors beating a Ripper in close combat!
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Sola Deus Gloria!
1500  2000 WIP
DS:90-s-G+M-B++I+Pw40k04#-D+++A++/eWD355R+T(M)DM+ |
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2009/02/26 07:23:18
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Dakka Veteran
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A squad of 7 fire warriors killed my sm captain in close combat
why, why, why?!
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2009/02/26 16:27:40
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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A commissar part of the last chancers.
A female Space Marine.
A techpriest using duck tape to fix the machine spirit.
A straight Eldar.
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2009/02/26 16:44:13
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Screamin' Stormboy
Plantersville, Texas
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An Ultramarine on three-day pass. 
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2009/02/26 20:24:42
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Dakka Veteran
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achmed the dead HERETIC!!!!
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2009/02/26 20:45:14
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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A fire warrior mulch a Screamer-Killer in CC
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 Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
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2009/03/01 21:39:09
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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A chaos god supporting the greater good.
The Emperor letting someone else using the throne.
Pron starring everyone's favorite Emperor and several Stormboys.
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2009/03/02 00:49:49
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
SE Michigan
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Ultramarines losing a single man, much less a single battle
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KHADOR 
X-Wing (Empire Strong) 
