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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

I read an article.... possibly in a WD forever ago. It was using Ultramarines in a fluff scenario against Orks. And I swear in that article the smurfs just killed millions and millions of Orks and it seemed like only a few Ultramarines died. How friggin LAME is that.......

I still cant believe I made a post that has lasted this long GO ME!
   
Made in us
Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





In your base, ignoring your logic.

Yes, go KingCracker, go...

An ork using cologne.
An ork with a monocle, not a bionic eye, a monocle like Mr. Peanut.
Mr.Peanut.
Peanut butter cannons and gum drop grenades(+2 S for being tasty)

Oh and to end my post: Kill the Heretic, Maim the Ork, and Burn the Xeno!!
Do you see what I did there?
   
Made in us
Trustworthy Shas'vre





Mt. Gretna, PA

No.

I know another thing you'd never see:






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 Goliath wrote:
 Gentleman_Jellyfish wrote:
What kind of drugs do you have to be on to see Hitler in your teapot?
Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
 
   
Made in us
Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





In your base, ignoring your logic.

Why are being mean Bringer? I'm pretty sure you saw what I did there, but if you didn't I'll give you a hint.
KILL, MAIM, BURN is found on a certain army's codex. Their name begins with Chaos and ends with Space Marines.

Good job with that blank space though, I laughed.

but back to things you'll never see:
A space marine buying tampons for a sister of battle.
A Tau converting a mormon to the greater good.
A squat.
A dark eldar player.
Space Marines mounted on ultrazebras.
Sisters of Battle buying push up bras.
   
Made in us
Trustworthy Shas'vre





Mt. Gretna, PA

The entire Imperium joining the greater good.

If only it happened....

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/03/05 19:11:28


 Goliath wrote:
 Gentleman_Jellyfish wrote:
What kind of drugs do you have to be on to see Hitler in your teapot?
Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
 
   
Made in us
Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





In your base, ignoring your logic.

The tau realising that the greater good IS the emperor.
   
Made in us
Trustworthy Shas'vre





Mt. Gretna, PA

Something that will never happen:

The Space Marines finally realising that the Emperor is just a corpse that can't help them at all.

My fluff level may be down (Just like strength), but I still realize this sad fact.

 Goliath wrote:
 Gentleman_Jellyfish wrote:
What kind of drugs do you have to be on to see Hitler in your teapot?
Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
 
   
Made in us
Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





In your base, ignoring your logic.

Nooooo, the Emperor is amazing and hes ALIVE!!!
(I play IG by the way)

A kroot turning into ronald mcdonald after eating a big mac.
   
Made in us
Twisting Tzeentch Horror





A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

Both converting to the Dark Gods. Of course that doesn't really work for tau does it?

"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
 
   
Made in us
Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





In your base, ignoring your logic.

The Dark gods going over to the golden throne for a lovely tea party with scones.

I see your chaos gods and raise you an immortal emperor.
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

AWESOME! we got a tau nutcase wanting everyone to join them, an Imperial nutcase that argues how slowed the tau ideals are, a chaos fanatic that hates them both, and finally me, the Ork freak thats going to eat a limb from all 3 of you BWAHAHAHAHA

ON TOPIC
A necron telling a good joke. *dull robot voice* "knock knock whos there pumpkin pumpkin who wait I messed up knock knock"
   
Made in us
Elite Tyranid Warrior





Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.

KingCracker wrote:
ON TOPIC
A necron telling a good joke. *dull robot voice* "knock knock whos there pumpkin pumpkin who wait I messed up knock knock"


On that note: a Necron talking.












 
   
Made in de
Ladies Love the Vibro-Cannon Operator






Hamburg

Dice representing tank penetration.

Former moderator 40kOnline

Lanchester's square law - please obey in list building!

Illumini: "And thank you for not finishing your post with a "" I'm sorry, but after 7200 's that has to be the most annoying sign-off ever."

Armies: Eldar, Necrons, Blood Angels, Grey Knights; World Eaters (30k); Bloodbound; Cryx, Circle, Cyriss 
   
Made in us
Elite Tyranid Warrior





Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.

wuestenfux wrote:Dice representing tank penetration.


They had those in forth edition. I got some then like the day after they announced 5th edition. I was RAGE all day.












 
   
Made in gb
Dakka Veteran







Aw, you just killed my arbites, and they were one day from retirement...

"The fusion core can't take it cap'n" Techpriest 'Scotty' Valtex, shot for insubordination

See my WIP thread at http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/221633.page 
   
Made in nl
Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator





hahahahaha a new eldar codex (good one mekboy)

Walk softly, and carry a big gun  
   
Made in gb
Deadshot Weapon Moderati





London.

Buy one get one free.

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I really should be spending my time more constructively. 
   
Made in us
Fresh-Faced New User




a ork that loves sniper's.
   
Made in ca
Graham McNeil





North of you!

A lasgun that actually kills something
or perhaps a guardsmen that actually hits something ><

Or maybe ANYTHING to do with the Dark Eldar (there's not even a Dark Eldar Army profile on Dakka! I will change this once i get my camera... stupid 8 weeks shipping lol)

DC:90-S+++G+MB-I+Pw40k02#++D+A+++/aWD-R++T(T)DM+

I refute you're reality and substitute my own!

"He who laughs last, thinks the fastest"  
   
Made in au
Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot





Australia, Victoria

Tau infanty that is NOT made of paper mashe >.>

GW having a sale. Seriously they never have any of those 10 or 20% off things.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/03/09 23:45:22


My Youtube channel.
"What is a Belmont? A miserable pile of whips and sub-weapons." 
   
Made in gb
Dakka Veteran







Lucky my gaming club gives me 10% off gw stuff

OT: A Thorian inquisitor being swayed by a well made argument and reason

"The fusion core can't take it cap'n" Techpriest 'Scotty' Valtex, shot for insubordination

See my WIP thread at http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/221633.page 
   
Made in au
Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot





Australia, Victoria

I know this great place, 20% off all boxes and blister packs XD

Really helps when ya spend quite a bit (battleforces for example)

Anyhow, back on topic

- The Chaos gods sending a written letter to the imperium saying how sorry they are about the horus herasy, all the deamons and evil, etc..... they just wanted to be friends /hug

- The Tau getting a super-heavy

My Youtube channel.
"What is a Belmont? A miserable pile of whips and sub-weapons." 
   
Made in us
Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





In your base, ignoring your logic.

How am I a nutcase, I'm a devout imperial citizen.

Anywho,
The Eldar coming out of the closet.
The Orks accepting the new uncloseted Eldar.

Wait, has anyone noticed that the Eldar created perhaps the gayest and most lustful Chaos god. I think there's a point there somewhere. Yes I am insulting the Eldar because they think they're better than anyone else.
   
Made in gb
Dakka Veteran







A planetary PDF win an astounding victory against a hive fleet unaided

"The fusion core can't take it cap'n" Techpriest 'Scotty' Valtex, shot for insubordination

See my WIP thread at http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/221633.page 
   
Made in au
Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!





melbourne

My friend BA actually win a match...... I'll rephase that win a match in fifth ed (doubles don't count)
   
Made in us
Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





In your base, ignoring your logic.

Septic wrote:A planetary PDF win an astounding victory against a hive fleet unaided


They have, remember the attack on Macragge and Ultramar? Well the PDF there HATED the ultramarines like most people and funneled the tyranids towards the Ultramarine stronghold in an effort to kill them all, unfortunately the fleet came in and ruined their plan.

Back on topic...
Tau winning a battle of HTH.
An IG army without tanks.

Space Ultraburritos.
   
Made in us
Trustworthy Shas'vre





Mt. Gretna, PA

Me not make a mistake in any of my games.

Seriously, I forget about lots of special rules and equipment I give my guys sometimes, and it hurts.

 Goliath wrote:
 Gentleman_Jellyfish wrote:
What kind of drugs do you have to be on to see Hitler in your teapot?
Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
 
   
Made in us
Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





In your base, ignoring your logic.

I make mistakes, I often kill my enemies by mistake. I wish you could interrogate in the game....

You Tau know a different meaning of "mistakes" than we imperials do. For the imperium, most mistakes make victory, for Tau most mistakes make defeat, for Eldar most mistakes make chaos, for SOB most mistakes make children, for chaos most mistakes make more chaos, for orks they have no mistakes(they just don't care).
How this makes sense, it just does.

Back on Topic:
PETX=People for the Ethical Treatment of Xenos.
   
Made in it
Regular Dakkanaut



Cividale del Friuli (UD) Italy

An IG payer using the standard Imperial Armour One tanks numbering (three tanks per squadron, all the same tipe, ecc...Except me )



Professional armourer, artist, blacksmith.

http://www.magisterarmorum.com
 
   
Made in us
Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





In your base, ignoring your logic.

How dare you be different! As an IG player it is your duty to it the normal standard. I would get the local commissar but he's on a fishing trip right now and I don't want to interrupt his festivities.

This thread lasting much longer.
   
 
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