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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/02 03:47:20
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I read an article.... possibly in a WD forever ago. It was using Ultramarines in a fluff scenario against Orks. And I swear in that article the smurfs just killed millions and millions of Orks and it seemed like only a few Ultramarines died. How friggin LAME is that.......
I still cant believe I made a post that has lasted this long GO ME!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/05 18:12:44
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Yes, go KingCracker, go...
An ork using cologne.
An ork with a monocle, not a bionic eye, a monocle like Mr. Peanut.
Mr.Peanut.
Peanut butter cannons and gum drop grenades(+2 S for being tasty)
Oh and to end my post: Kill the Heretic, Maim the Ork, and Burn the Xeno!!
Do you see what I did there?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/05 18:20:42
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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No.
I know another thing you'd never see:
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/03/05 18:21:09
Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/05 18:43:18
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Why are being mean Bringer? I'm pretty sure you saw what I did there, but if you didn't I'll give you a hint.
KILL, MAIM, BURN is found on a certain army's codex. Their name begins with Chaos and ends with Space Marines.
Good job with that blank space though, I laughed.
but back to things you'll never see:
A space marine buying tampons for a sister of battle.
A Tau converting a mormon to the greater good.
A squat.
A dark eldar player.
Space Marines mounted on ultrazebras.
Sisters of Battle buying push up bras.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/05 19:10:25
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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The entire Imperium joining the greater good. If only it happened....
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Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/05 19:20:58
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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The tau realising that the greater good IS the emperor.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/05 20:25:17
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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Something that will never happen:
The Space Marines finally realising that the Emperor is just a corpse that can't help them at all.
My fluff level may be down (Just like strength), but I still realize this sad fact.
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Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/05 21:44:30
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Nooooo, the Emperor is amazing and hes ALIVE!!!
(I play IG by the way)
A kroot turning into ronald mcdonald after eating a big mac.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/06 02:51:36
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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Both converting to the Dark Gods. Of course that doesn't really work for tau does it?
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/06 03:33:56
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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The Dark gods going over to the golden throne for a lovely tea party with scones.
I see your chaos gods and raise you an immortal emperor.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/08 04:14:14
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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AWESOME! we got a tau nutcase wanting everyone to join them, an Imperial nutcase that argues how slowed the tau ideals are, a chaos fanatic that hates them both, and finally me, the Ork freak thats going to eat a limb from all 3 of you BWAHAHAHAHA
ON TOPIC
A necron telling a good joke. *dull robot voice* "knock knock whos there pumpkin pumpkin who wait I messed up knock knock"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/08 06:21:38
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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KingCracker wrote:
ON TOPIC
A necron telling a good joke. *dull robot voice* "knock knock whos there pumpkin pumpkin who wait I messed up knock knock"
On that note: a Necron talking.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/08 06:56:31
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Ladies Love the Vibro-Cannon Operator
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Dice representing tank penetration.
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Former moderator 40kOnline
Lanchester's square law - please obey in list building!
Illumini: "And thank you for not finishing your post with a " " I'm sorry, but after 7200 's that has to be the most annoying sign-off ever."
Armies: Eldar, Necrons, Blood Angels, Grey Knights; World Eaters (30k); Bloodbound; Cryx, Circle, Cyriss |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/08 07:01:51
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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wuestenfux wrote:Dice representing tank penetration. 
They had those in forth edition. I got some then like the day after they announced 5th edition. I was RAGE all day.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/08 07:32:23
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Dakka Veteran
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Aw, you just killed my arbites, and they were one day from retirement...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/08 14:33:03
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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hahahahaha a new eldar codex (good one mekboy)
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Walk softly, and carry a big gun |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/08 14:35:16
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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Buy one get one free.
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I really should be spending my time more constructively. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/09 02:27:55
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Fresh-Faced New User
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a ork that loves sniper's.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/09 02:36:06
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Graham McNeil
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A lasgun that actually kills something
or perhaps a guardsmen that actually hits something ><
Or maybe ANYTHING to do with the Dark Eldar (there's not even a Dark Eldar Army profile on Dakka! I will change this once i get my camera... stupid 8 weeks shipping lol)
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DC:90-S+++G+MB-I+Pw40k02#++D+A+++/aWD-R++T(T)DM+
I refute you're reality and substitute my own!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/09 23:43:53
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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Tau infanty that is NOT made of paper mashe >.> GW having a sale. Seriously they never have any of those 10 or 20% off things.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/10 07:34:43
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Dakka Veteran
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Lucky my gaming club gives me 10% off gw stuff
OT: A Thorian inquisitor being swayed by a well made argument and reason
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/10 09:06:34
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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I know this great place, 20% off all boxes and blister packs XD
Really helps when ya spend quite a bit (battleforces for example)
Anyhow, back on topic
- The Chaos gods sending a written letter to the imperium saying how sorry they are about the horus herasy, all the deamons and evil, etc..... they just wanted to be friends /hug
- The Tau getting a super-heavy
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/10 19:41:15
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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How am I a nutcase, I'm a devout imperial citizen.
Anywho,
The Eldar coming out of the closet.
The Orks accepting the new uncloseted Eldar.
Wait, has anyone noticed that the Eldar created perhaps the gayest and most lustful Chaos god. I think there's a point there somewhere. Yes I am insulting the Eldar because they think they're better than anyone else.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/11 07:22:13
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Dakka Veteran
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A planetary PDF win an astounding victory against a hive fleet unaided
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/11 10:00:14
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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My friend BA actually win a match...... I'll rephase that win a match in fifth ed (doubles don't count)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/11 14:52:20
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Septic wrote:A planetary PDF win an astounding victory against a hive fleet unaided
They have, remember the attack on Macragge and Ultramar? Well the PDF there HATED the ultramarines like most people and funneled the tyranids towards the Ultramarine stronghold in an effort to kill them all, unfortunately the fleet came in and ruined their plan.
Back on topic...
Tau winning a battle of HTH.
An IG army without tanks.
Space Ultraburritos.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/11 15:37:35
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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Me not make a mistake in any of my games.
Seriously, I forget about lots of special rules and equipment I give my guys sometimes, and it hurts.
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Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/11 15:52:03
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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I make mistakes, I often kill my enemies by mistake. I wish you could interrogate in the game....
You Tau know a different meaning of "mistakes" than we imperials do. For the imperium, most mistakes make victory, for Tau most mistakes make defeat, for Eldar most mistakes make chaos, for SOB most mistakes make children, for chaos most mistakes make more chaos, for orks they have no mistakes(they just don't care).
How this makes sense, it just does.
Back on Topic:
PETX=People for the Ethical Treatment of Xenos.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/11 18:36:05
Subject: Re:THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Regular Dakkanaut
Cividale del Friuli (UD) Italy
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Professional armourer, artist, blacksmith.
http://www.magisterarmorum.com
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/11 18:40:13
Subject: THINGS YOUD NEVER SEE!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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How dare you be different! As an IG player it is your duty to it the normal standard. I would get the local commissar but he's on a fishing trip right now and I don't want to interrupt his festivities.
This thread lasting much longer.
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