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halonachos wrote:Tau winning a battle of HTH.

Already happened. I had 2 fire warriors defeat 2 ork pysco-bikers in HTH. I charged them (the 2 fire warriors were going to die anyhow, which they did promply right after) and the dice gods were with me that day. I roll a 5 and 6. The ork player rolled 1's and 2's XD

I've also seen a drone take out a dreadnaught before, that was a funny thing to see.

A chihuaha with pink terminator armor in the power purse of Sister Hilton.

A Khornate at anger Management.
"I'm in my happy place... I'm in my happy place... I'm in my happy... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!"

Jervis, unless he becomes the Emperor.

The Philsonator wrote:

hellsguardian316 wrote:An Ork selling flowers full stop!

An Ork buying something

From a Grot!

Back in the old Rogue Trader Ork fluff there were plenty of examples of grots selling stuff like squigs etc (to orks)

Superscope wrote:

halonachos wrote:Tau winning a battle of HTH.

Already happened. I had 2 fire warriors defeat 2 ork pysco-bikers in HTH. I charged them (the 2 fire warriors were going to die anyhow, which they did promply right after) and the dice gods were with me that day. I roll a 5 and 6. The ork player rolled 1's and 2's XD

Yea weird things CAN AND WILL happen. In 4th edition It was my dred vs. a SM dred. Mine was immobilized and had only a bolter. The SM dred turned its back and walked away. I opened fire and rolled 6s. needless to say the basterd blew up from bolter fire lol. classic.

Yea my topic is STILL going. Holy cow theres what almost 300 replies on here? Apparently theres ALOT of things you wouldnt see lol.
ALSO Orks WOULD embrace the newly homosexual Eldar.... then they would celebrate by killing and eatting them all. BWAAHAHAHAAA

Youd never see a hungry Ork is what Im saying

The veteran grot supa rokkit pilot

The 'tank ace' cyclops

My sneaking up behind you. for all those people who watch TFS Mr. popo hiiiiiii

A male commissar restoring morale the way a female commissar does, unless...OH GOD!

Please no.

Jervis winning a game.

Dark Eldar not totally being into bondage.

Me. (Serious. I am sneaky.)

An ork not fighting, or getting ready to fight.

The Eldar being honest.

Chaos and the IoM putting aside their differences to fight off the Necrons/Nids

A titan made completely out of marshmallow and marshmallow fluff, piloted by mongeeses.

The Thousandth Son wrote:Chaos Inquisitors (would look cool though)

oddly enough...

I made a custom character who's fluff was that he was the patron saint for the daemon hunters as Celestine is for the witch hunters...

he was traveling through the warp on a mission near the eye-o-terror and an explosion caused him to be warped into a high mountain encampment in the eye itself... he killed all that were near and hid in the mountain... he knew no allies other than this little creature that he called the "gargoyle"...

which he doesn't know is a psycher itself

so his "Castaway" existence has left him there with contact with this creature for centuries...

he still believes that he is the great judge executioner of the daemon hunters... but due to the gargoyle's ever so subtle psychic presence... it has corrupted him into judging EVERYONE instead of just enemies of the emperor... and in doing this he has become faceless in both the literal and metaphoric sense due to his only ally being his pet-like companion...







P.S. I think that guardsmen rough rider legions that have replaced their horses with genestealers would be a stretch to see...

but awesome none the less...

Another thing that would never happen...

Slanesh NOT having all of that weird porn on the internet that you dont want to run into saved onto his hard drive...

cause you know It does....

eaugh...

Slaanesh doesn't have hard drives, he still uses floppies.

Karoline Dianne wrote:@ Golden eyed Scout: ... I'm a girl... I play 40K. Slaanesh marines in fact. XD

I think I love you...

a guy on the internet that doesnt instantly cream over the first girl on the internet they see.... lol

A guy playing 40k who doesn't instantly cream over the first girl playng 40k they see...

Crazy_Carnifex wrote:A guy playing 40k who doesn't instantly cream over the first girl playng 40k they see...

shes not the first...

I actually play with a couple girls around here...

just in my local community of players...

I'm the only one who plays CSMs...

I'm just glad to see a lady out there proud of her slannesh marines...

so yeah...

"love is in the air.... everytime I look around"

Or however it goes.

Youd never see a dance off on the battle field instead of killing.

Or would you?

Have you thought of 2000 pts of Space marines Vs 2000 pts of eldar. Sm were defeated with the eldar having 1 casulity

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:A girl playing 40k.

I saw one of those last Saturday.

Things you'll never see in 40k...
A SM army fielding it's own god as an IC. (y'know like the Necrons and C'Tan, the Orks and the giant idol of Gork/Mork, Chaos)

The emperor on Dancing with the Stars.

halonachos wrote:The emperor on Dancing with the Stars.

Yeah you would but he would be a judge.

I thought he was more of an American Idol type of guy.

He could replace Simon and instead of using a horrible british accent to smite people, he would use his mind.

SINISM wrote:

Crazy_Carnifex wrote:A guy playing 40k who doesn't instantly cream over the first girl playng 40k they see...

shes not the first...

I actually play with a couple girls around here...

just in my local community of players...

I'm the only one who plays CSMs...

I'm just glad to see a lady out there proud of her slannesh marines...

so yeah...

D@mn your so lucky.

OT: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD becoming an everyday phrase for everybody.
"Good ,BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, mourning."
"How ,BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, are you."

Perhaps a girl NOT playing slaanesh marines, SOB, Dark Eldar, or pretty marines.

Come on girls, start using nurgle or at least orks.

You know, you have a point.