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2010/04/20 17:50:33
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Where'd Vulkan come from? Where's the chaos fleet? and how come you have ships? I distinctly remember teleportin' ya to mah ship.
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2010/04/20 17:58:59
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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CRAP!!!!
Yes I'd like help..
My attention to details....is TERRIBLE I'll Edit that.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/20 18:06:15
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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I also remember destroying everything outside of the ship somehow...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/20 18:06:29
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2010/04/20 19:52:39
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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WHERES MA CLOTHES!!!!
NEKKID ME RUNNING ROUND YO SHIP IS NOT WHAT YOU WANT!!!
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!" 
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/20 20:47:21
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Dude I can just tie a scarf around my eyes and get auto targeting or some stuff like that. Either way, this magic gothicy ship is the size of america. So sez I.
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2010/04/20 22:05:26
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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EGAD!!!!! AMERICA!!!!!!!!
Well then...I just won't repost....I'll blame it on the Administratum!
As Nikev recovers from his stupidity He unholsters his Dual bolters and starts Blastin Chaos XD
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/21 07:23:01
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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*finds some clothes and retrieve my Glaive from my mind*
Ready or not here I come!
*Starts to manicly kill chaos ladz*
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/21 08:56:34
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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I do believe this chaos thing came from that time I decided to become a chaos god or something, right? Hmm. What about the genestealers?
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2010/04/21 11:40:26
Subject: king of the hill
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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genestealers come in and maul everyone while i laugh evilly at the fact that they are actualy the result of Scott's mutated experiments.
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/04/21 12:22:13
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Then how did they get on mah ship BEFORE him? oO
(goddamn, that sounds like a rant. Image dun duun dun music or whatever and re-read that)
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2010/04/21 13:23:11
Subject: king of the hill
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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mwaahahhaahahhahahaaahah!!!! *cough* *hack* damn..... it.... *drops dead*
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/04/21 16:09:04
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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shas'o vera wrote:mwaahahhaahahhahahaaahah!!!! *cough* *hack* damn..... it.... *drops dead*
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2010/04/21 16:51:26
Subject: Re:king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Um.. what experiments?
Just so we're clear here on which experiment?
By the way I stormed into the bridge and called in The Solar Knights (My DIY chapter)
Come get some.
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/21 17:23:46
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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He's refering to the incident with the gangers. Also, it's my ship, and despite Darkvoidof40k wrote:I also remember destroying everything outside of the ship somehow...
:p
I still pwn. Besides htf do you find the bridge on a ship the size of canada? xD Annnnywayz. I jetison the bridge into the space and then blow it up with more LaZoRZz bEaMsZ. HAWR HAWR ya asploded. Mai hill still. Mai Genestealers. Mai Icecream. Mai secret Treasure.. oh wait a sec. Damnit. Atleast they don't know the location of the secret treasure
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2010/04/21 17:44:19
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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I found because I'm me
me=awesome
And because i was wearing standerd issue rebreather I pull a master chief like in halo 2 and dive for the space ship the size of canada.
Which as its the size of canada means I won't miss (:
I think I pwn
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/21 19:21:34
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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VikingScott wrote:I found because I'm me
me=awesome
And because i was wearing standerd issue rebreather I pull a master chief like in halo 2 and dive for the space ship the size of canada.
Which as its the size of canada means I won't miss (:
I think I pwn
AMERICA!!!!!!!!!
Anyway. I could just put the shields up. I think I'll do that now. *shields up*.
*goes back to hill and level grinds on 'stealers*
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2010/04/21 19:27:04
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Darkvoidof40k wrote: Besides htf do you find the bridge on a ship the size of canada? xD
Correction. Canada
And shields don't protect from something the size of a person (aka me)
so i latch onto ship and blast my way into with my lucky meltabomb
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/21 21:53:53
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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I call upon the powers of the EMperor and revive my planet and regiment and begin to fight my way out.....
Forget this place....I wanna go home!
And it was stated that the ship was as big as America in the first few ship posts.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/21 22:01:46
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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well dark obviously wanted it smaller and posted canada more recently which i qouted.
Maybe he had trouble finding the toilets on a ship the size of america and felt like he need a downsize
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/21 22:29:45
Subject: Re:king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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 that reminds me of a pic I've seen....I can't remember it word for word but it has the picture of row after row of space marine and it says.
The Ultimate Discipline
Bolters and Chainswords
1000 Marines--1 Toilet
Nikev blasted a genestealer in the face as it got to close. Another genstealer smacked his gun into the air with a uppercut and Nikev Epically facepalmed it, caught his Bolt pistol, and Epically blew its brains out. The Nucians were getting that much closer to the Hanger where their ship awaited to take them home.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/22 07:46:06
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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I have that on my laptop.
Also the power of my new avatar gives me super strength and i litraly (sp?) start ripping genestealers apart with my bare hands
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/22 08:54:17
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Well, I was trying not to do this :/
I return to my chaos godly form and eat the hill.
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2010/04/22 10:09:24
Subject: king of the hill
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Charging Dragon Prince
Chicago, IL, U.S.A.
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Too bad I put poison in the grass at the top just in case anyone tried that trick. Have a nice tummyache.
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Retroactively applied infallability is its own reward. I wish I knew this years ago. 
I am Red/White
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. |
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2010/04/22 10:17:25
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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How does everyone keep getting on my mahusive ship??? Well, I guess they're just... THERE... since I destroyed everything outside of it 
Nah man gods don't digest stuff. I stomp on you. My not-so-deliscous-hill.
You guys just wait until it comes back out... >.<
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2010/04/22 16:57:57
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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-_- gross
I fight my way to the hanger and board the cruiser and leave the ship after dropping a few megatons of melta bombs all over the hanger ^.^
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/22 17:00:13
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Ah well. I'll just teleport tehm to your ship. Still my hill.
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2010/04/22 17:15:54
Subject: Re:king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Me and the men Jettison in the Direction of our planet and get picked up by our ships.....
SOON TO BE MY REVENGE!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/22 17:23:20
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Got bored.
Went home.
Drank a coke.
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/22 17:27:17
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:...I then bonbaonbardle the entire planet from orbit and blow up the entire everything everywhere anyhow.....
Ah well.. I make a new hill, and blast it out into space and put it in Vikings front yard. *Teleports self down to vikings couch* "Got any more cokes?"
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2010/04/22 17:46:08
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Sure, what do you want? Got regular, diet and zero.
Currently drinking a zero.
And Dark, I don't have a yard.
I have a garden though
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/22 17:47:01
"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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