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Does it MATTER what YOU have????/ IT STILL CRUSHED SOMETHING THAT IS WHAT IS IMPORTANT and I'd like a regular please, thanks.

Here yo go *hands you a regular coke*
Couldn't you have landed that thing in the neighbour's gardean?

Sure, I could 'land' that thing in their garden. Or I could FIRE MAI MISSILEZ BOOM annnnnnnd.... their garden/house/life is gone. *Drinks coke* "mmmmm"

Nikev gets into his ships and him and the new New NEW regiment of Nucian Guard move to attack this Darkvoid.....who doesn't know that I'm comming to kill him.

Too late the coke was poisoned!

On the Bridge of the Cruiser Her Lady's Grace, Nikev falls to one knee, Raises his fist to the warp and scream" DAMN YOU SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!!!!!!"

And the moral of the story is never accept a drink you didn't see being prepared!
Who wants this hill?
I'm just a spectator really now.

kills scott for no reason then takes the hill.

meh, i was bored already

*returns to the warp*

"Goddamnit! Hate it when that happens. Just need to find some Sorceror somewhere and..... ahah! Here we'z go!"

*spawns*

Sorceror: "yo"
Meh: "Hi, uh.. I'm kinda gonna possess you know."
Sorceror: "What if I say no?"
Meh: "Your face will be eaten by nids."
*possesses Sorceror of Tzeentch*

*gate-of-infinities'-to-hill*

"I'll give you poison! Well, actually, I'll set you on warp-fire"

dude.... shas already killed me when i wanted to GIVE the hill away.

Well respawn so I can kill you again. Ima spawncamp xD

How about....No.
I'll just sit at the gates of Vahalla with a sniper and snipe you, you spawncamp!

Grr. Valhalla is another planet, though. Fine.
*Grumbles*
"I need to express maai mega angersz"
*destroys planet - again*



EDIT: Oyah I just discovered washes my life is complete !

(Ummm... Vahalla is the afterlife for the Norse btw)
(Only just remembered it was a planet in 40K)

xD Well, in that case, I hire some space wolves to die and then kill you in their heaven. WOOF WOOF TIME! Sick 'em, boys!

"In Valhalla, A man's strength is based on his actions, his skill based on his wit and intelligence, and his weapons? They are based on everything, every thought and action. Everything"

I think I can take the whole damn chapter in Valhalla.

Sooo... if the wolves think "you dead" that happens? Ah well, you'll get bored up there soon enough. Sooooooon... enouuuuuuuugh....... GODDAMNITGETURASSDOWN'ERENAOI'MBOREDFFSCOKE

No that is not what the wolves think.
I wasn't taking that from fiction.

I had already guessed that much. Man, it's borin' with noone else online :/

Then godzilla came from the warp with vulkan riding him and he eats your head
*nom nom nom*

Whos head?
your not being specific enough

I watch from a distance and when whoever's head is eaten begin the Massive KICK-ASS!
HUZZZZZZZAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

Well its not mine as I'm obliterating the space wolf chapter in ritual combat, 1 at a time in Valhalla

Meh......I wasn't really after killing you...I'm mostly beating up Darkvoid while he's gone so he can't say I didn't do it.

I send a scout marine with a locator beacon up to the hill, and then proceed to drop a hundred deathstorm droppods on it.
MY HILL

I'm going to say that Cormz head was being eaten therefore he could not see and could not drop the drop pods ^>^

Nah I'm pretty sure it was my mahussive physical manifestation of myself's head. But I'm cool with that, NIkev. WOOTMAIHILL. *sits* [on hill].

I turn up, completely lost with all my speed freeks, and there's this hill with a million guys on it. Looks like a good fight to me. I crush 'em under my treads and park on the hill wondering what to do next, and what was so special about this hill anyway. MY HILL.

By destroying a thousand assailants and still being standing, my Gods grant me the path back to Midgard, from there I use my God given power to teleport to my house (Drink a coke) and offer my services to whoever owns the hill.
(Which btw is outside my house)

I had a coke earlier... it was nice [and I also bought a vendreadwoopwoop)

Timmy was a fluffy, white rabbit. His family had been chased out of their old home by... well, he didn't like to think about it. Strange things were happening, and people had been fighting over their home. Now they'd moved here! A nice, lovely, new hill! He popped his head out of his rabbit hole just in time to HAVE HIS BRAINS VAPOURIZED BY CHAOS LAZORz BEAMs

"Mwahahahahhaha! STILL MY HILL!" Dark proclaimed, as he mounted the rabbits' smouldering corpse onto a spike on his back. "A worthy foe! Better than any of those other's, mwa-hawr-hawr."