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2010/04/24 16:17:04
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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That....
Made no sense and didn't relate to any previous posts.
Gorskar the lost still owns the hill.
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!" 
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/24 16:37:29
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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ohyah, the bunny was on my hill. So I smoked him 
I also said you're all weaker than the bunny I smoked. oO
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2010/04/24 17:04:07
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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So...you killed a rabbit while there was what is essentially a kult of speed still on the hill and then claimed it without killing them all off?
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/24 17:12:49
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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There's a cult of speed? oO
Oh, missed them. Was facing the strongest threat
*destroys cult of speed with FOUL MAGICKS*
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2010/04/24 21:45:47
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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I stop at the bottom of the hill and look up at the psycho with a bunny head on his head spike......"CHARGE!"
I beat up Darkvoid and cook his rabbits head and then throw it away without eating it WASTING YOUR VALUABLE FOOD!!!! MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/25 00:38:29
Subject: king of the hill
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Master Sergeant
North Carolina
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Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee settle their differences. They then walk onto the hill together.
MY HILL
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Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.
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2010/04/25 00:41:48
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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O.o no no good sir! Its Chuck Norris's and Bruce Lee's Hill.......We'll never win V.V
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/25 06:53:41
Subject: king of the hill
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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i bring in mr T and vin diesel to beat Chuck and lee, then they reanimate their bodies and serve only me, my hill
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/04/25 09:32:25
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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*turns Mr t, Chuck and Lee into mindless chaos spawn* "Muahahahahha!" *spawn mindlessly attack shas, who is the closest thing.
*fires rhino from SPHESS at NIkev, and it crush's every bone in his replaced body.*
"Mah hill"
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2010/04/25 09:34:26
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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In my best announcer voice:
Lost the Hill
Gained The Hill
(If you don't get it say so)
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/25 09:45:17
Subject: king of the hill
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Hey, someone's blown up my tanks! Those took me ages to get made! The big mek's gonna have a fit when the Dok brings him out of intensive care! RAAAAAAAAAARG!
*Charges up the hill with what remains of his Ladz, killing Chaos marines, rabbits and norris/T/Lee spawn left right and centre. Then, in an epic fight of pure awesome, I duel the big rabbit-wearing Chaos boss for what seems like ages, before picking him up, breaking his back Bane-style and kicking him in the teeth for good measure. Then I steal his stuff.*
MY HILL.
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2010/04/25 09:47:17
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Everyone is pwning me. This chaos sorceror body are useless. *leaves body*
"Puny mortels! I are pwn u!"
*sets Gorskar on WARP-fire*
*sits on other boyz*
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2010/04/25 10:49:28
Subject: king of the hill
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
...urrrr... I dunno
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Well, that was a satisfying method of stress relie - FIRE! I'M ON FIRE!
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2010/04/25 13:49:18
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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I use the Norse Wind to put Gorskar out, And them give him some Asgardian mead!!!
(If you don't know what that does Gorskar ask)
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/25 14:01:11
Subject: king of the hill
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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hmm, outflanking mythology into a random thread? that must have taken some kind of tacticla gen- CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/04/25 14:02:09
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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No it would have taken some badass Vikin-SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!!!
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/25 14:04:28
Subject: king of the hill
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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VikingScott wrote:No it would have taken some badass Vikin-SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!!!
all hail the new tactical genius
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/04/25 16:06:36
Subject: Re:king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Nikev gets out of the Field med station with his newly made bones. He walks up to Dark and  slap him. I go to everyone else and ask them politely to put their faces on the curb my men carry around. I make everyone open their mouth and bite the curb just before I curb stomp Everyone But VikingScott(He's not my enemy^.^) 
My hill with everyone's curb-stomped bodies on it! 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/25 16:07:33
Subject: Re:king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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If creed wasn't dead.... mmmph. BUT I was always prepared for this. I always had a fallback, should I be defeated. I have not been defeated, however, but this will be lulwinz. I SHALL RELEASE MY SECRET PERSONAL MAGICAL CHEESE-EATING ARMY OF SECRET PERSONAL MAGICAL CHEESE-EATING
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2010/04/25 16:14:00
Subject: king of the hill
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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nooooooooo!! not the squats!!
they have returned......
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/04/25 16:17:25
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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I use my immense powers to call the hive mind up to send some 'nids to go eat them again.
EMPTY HILL
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/25 16:17:48
"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/25 16:20:56
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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SQUATS AND NIDS!!!! "RUN AWAY!" Nikev and the Nucian Guard pull a monty Python Holy Grail Run away Move! XD
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/25 16:24:11
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Let me say again
EMPTY HILL!!!
THE 'NIDS CAN'T FIGHT DUE TO OVEREATING!!!
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/25 16:24:59
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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NIkev, you must be a Commissar-but-not-really! You're meant to have the epic fearless USR. Anyways, I pick up Viking and munch on his brains, before discarding his corpse. "I liked you better when you were in valhalla, killing of my evil puppies."
"NIkev! Ima kill you!"
*chases NIkev*
You can die next post
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2010/04/25 16:30:30
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Ummm... Impossible due to propecys of the reborn warriors and thier abilities. Instead I get forewarned and forced to move away from your possible brain eating antics.
That is not my fate so I shall not be killed by it.
Instead i start up a forge and start working.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/25 16:31:34
"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/25 16:32:53
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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A forge you saaay? How interesting-but-not.
Banana-cheese-apple-cake-bananana-mathbleh-qewut!
Anyways, on a saner note, my hill? Seeing as how noone else wanteth's it.
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2010/04/25 16:34:24
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Meh,
Seeing as I keep giving it away then yes it is, for now at least.
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/25 16:35:57
Subject: Re:king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Mwahahahahha! I shall savour my uncontested victory in the true chaotic/British manner! Chips all round!
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2010/04/25 16:37:32
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Mind sending some down my way?
I did give you a coke earlier in this thread.
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/25 16:41:38
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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But it was poison lawl.
Nah, sure. *sends chips*
"I think we have an understanding" *wink,wink*
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Waaagh! Gorskar = 2050pts
Iron Warriors VII Company = 1850pts
Guflag's Mercenary Ogres = 2000pts