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2010/04/25 16:49:05
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Umm...."understanding" not sure where your going with that.
But anyway I test the chips with poison tester stuff.
New avatar i see
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!" 
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/25 17:20:01
Subject: king of the hill
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mmm
That understandin' bit, just me making a 'devious joke' or something. Tbhh, I don't really know. Something to do with chips sealing a pact or something oO
Chaos is like that.
But what chaos truly IS
is
Starbucks. O_O
Anyway, you got 1k Inqui? I'd be interested in seeing a thread on that.
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2010/04/25 17:46:19
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:NIkev, you must be a Commissar-but-not-really! You're meant to have the epic fearless USR.
Well I keep my backstory everywhere....so No....I'm not really a Imperial Cmmissar. And either way There were Nids AND SQUATS!!!!! They'd epic pawn the Imperial Guard together XP and I am no fool.....so..yea For Suggesting Nikev wasn't a commissar Nikev bops him in the head causeing Dark to choke on the chips he was eating.....and I spilled all of your drinks so you have no way to wash it all down. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/25 17:46:55
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/25 17:47:06
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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2.25K But the 1k is legal useable army.
lol I have a spare 1.25k of just inquistors!!
And my painting is shockingly bad but my conversions are great (mostly)
I'm more a gamer than a painter.
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/25 17:55:52
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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VikingScott wrote:2.25K But the 1k is legal useable army.
lol I have a spare 1.25k of just inquistors!!
LAWL
VikingScott wrote:And my painting is shockingly bad but my conversions are great (mostly)
I'm more a gamer than a painter.
Amen to that! But I want a well painted army :( Just takes a lot of work.
Anyway. Onto that small matter of niKEV! (do you see what I did thar?)
I 'bop' NIkev on the head back, which, considering my chaos-godly-ness smushes him into the ground... again? Ahhh I can't remember, I've smushed him too many times to remember how I went about doing it ;D
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2010/04/25 18:01:34
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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*sigh* Blood and Damnation not again. =/
Nikev rushes out of the Med station with chainsword in hand" INITIATE ATTACK MANEUVER SACROSECT!" Guardsmen surround Darkvoid and start clubbing him with bread sticks! Then, while Darkvoid is weak from being pelted a number a times too numerous to count. Nikev walks up and bops him on the head. Then He runs singing "I've got a lovely bunch of Coconuts!". Which reminds me *Runs back to Dark and Drops a coconut on his head* ^.^
I saw what you did! HERESY! As soon as I copy and paste a Heresy Stamp I'm going to stamp you!!!!!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/25 18:02:49
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/25 18:06:00
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Maybe in the summer Dark, I'll go over my Inquisition stuff and maybe post some then. I'll PM you so you can has a look-see.
Anyhoo. My grand work is done.
I lift it above my head and walk away from my forge
I look towards the hill.
I say the required litanies to activate the runes.
And then i throw my Spear.
It flies majesticly through Dark and gets stuck.
With blood bubling at his lips he stare in horror at the point coming out of his chest.
He grasps it and utters "but how?" then slumps to the floor dead and forced to stay within the realm of chaos for a hudred years and a day by my runes of binding.
EMPTY HILL AGAIN!!!
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/25 18:08:48
Subject: Re:king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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HA!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/25 18:10:49
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Who me?
Or Dark?
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/25 18:12:58
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Dark of Course ^.^
I don't have any beef with you.....so far no conflict has happened between us.
I don't remember how or why but I know that there is a conflict between me and dark......something about a hill.
O yea! MY HILL!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/25 18:13:40
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/25 18:19:32
Subject: king of the hill
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Hey, some viking-looking guy just gave me a tankard of mead. Wonder what it does?
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2010/04/25 18:25:55
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Its Asgardian Mead!
*suddenly makes own tankard appear in hand. Raises it in the air*
The Nectar Of The Gods!!!
Basicly its powerful stuff.
Buuut if you want specifics then ask away.
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/25 18:29:21
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Oh yeah! Well thanks Viking, because now I have the POWER TO DEFEAT YOU ALL! THROUGH IN-GAME-TIME-ACCELERATION!
IT IS NOW 100 YEARS LATER
Everyone is dead, and I re-emerge from the warp. "MY HILL HAWR HAWR HAWR!"
And so it was, Dark won again, through the simple fact that this is all literature. And you're all dead now because I fast-forwarded. Mwahahaha. Bunny heads.
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2010/04/25 18:30:21
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Well back in the present where we are actually playing we are all drinking mead it seems.
Oh Nikev would you like some?
(BTW USE A TZEENTCHY POWER TO GO BACK IN TIME!!!! TO RIGHT AFTER I SMOTE YOU!!)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/25 18:31:22
"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/25 18:31:41
Subject: king of the hill
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
...urrrr... I dunno
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Meanwhile, 100 years in the past...
Hey, a drink. Don't mind if I do!
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Mmmm-mmm.
Right, now where was I? Ah, yes. Beating up everyone on the hill. WAAAAAAGH!
*picks up this commissar-looking feller, headbutts him and throws him off the hill*
MINE!
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2010/04/25 18:33:59
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Ahh Asgardian Mead....
Heals all drinkers and strengthens thier courage, resolve and well... their strength
There is other effects but cba to write them (ONE IS CALLED GETTING DRUNK)
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/25 18:35:05
Subject: king of the hill
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
...urrrr... I dunno
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Hey.... this is GOOD mead...
hurr hurr hurr.... *stumbles a bit*
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2010/04/25 18:35:10
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Or you could just be writing in the past tense. Or I'm in the future tense. Fine, we'll do this the old fashioned way.
*teleports to the location in time that is known as the darkysmiting*
*picks up Vikings spear*
"Your twig is no match for me! I AM DARK VOID OF 40k AND I AM...uhh... screw this it's dying time! [for you]"
*breaks twig-spear over knee*
*gets two flamestorm cannons, wielding them as though they were merely hand-flamers on a human*
"BURN IT ALL!"
*burns it all*
Also, everyone keeps trying to kill me. What did I ever do? lawlz
And is that really you in your avvy, Vikin'?
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2010/04/25 18:36:03
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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"Sure Viking I'd love some mead." Nikev said as he sat down at the bottom of the hill.
I'll get you yet Gorskar.
Plus Dark. Technically I'm not even human anymore. I've has to have so many things replaced that in the Grim Darkness of the Future THERE IS ONLY ME! XD XD XD XD
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/25 18:37:56
Subject: king of the hill
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
...urrrr... I dunno
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Hey, should the world be spinning like this? I think I'd better sit down. *sits down*
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2010/04/25 18:40:23
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:
And is that really you in your avvy, Vikin'?
Does anyone know what this translates to?
My Spear is no mere twig to be snapped. It is a finely crafted, God-empowered, Deamon-smiting weapon of war. (Its also on my latest Inquisitor!)
My Gods are angered at you.
Beware
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/25 18:42:19
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Grimdark. Hehehe.
Also, I've kinda just instant-page26oftherulebook-deathed you all with flamestorm cannons... Yeah, uh, you're all dead. Again. Hmm... bored. *sits* "Guess I'll just wait for everyone to respawn...again...and kill me...again...so I can kill them...again...and repeat the aforementioned...again"
I notice the large tankard of ale on the back of the truck. I down it all. "ish gud stoof lawl!" The chaos God belched.
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2010/04/25 18:44:19
Subject: king of the hill
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Only strength six, them flamestorm cannons. That's only a wound to me... *belch*
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2010/04/25 18:45:35
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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And you're what, a warboss? Dude I'm the physical manifestation of a chaos god... *instant deaths you with CC*
Man, I'm totally overpowered... >.<
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2010/04/25 18:45:46
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Dude...Vikings and Orks are T4
No ID
Nikev yes though.
And was what i qouted meant to say: "is that me in my avatar?"
My Mighty tower shield grants me a 3up invunarable anyway
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/04/25 18:46:20
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Infact, you could just say the flames ignite the alcohol inside you (or ale or whatev's) and you spontaniously combust oO
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2010/04/25 18:47:16
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Yeah, izzat you in your avatar pic?
Anyway, I'll just summon angron outta thin air and get him to kill you all
*angron stomp*
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2010/04/25 18:47:52
Subject: king of the hill
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Now that you mention it, I was wondering what that burning sensation was.
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2010/04/25 18:48:50
Subject: king of the hill
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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I think this thread is dying. I really do :/
We're all just getting lazy and killing each other over and over again. That's only fun so many times y'know :/
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2010/04/25 18:49:39
Subject: king of the hill
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Even in the GRIMDARK of the 40 millnellium they know spontaneos combustion isn't real and is just people faking their deaths.
Answer my question
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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Waaagh! Gorskar = 2050pts
Iron Warriors VII Company = 1850pts
Fjälnir Ironfist's Great Company = 1800pts
Guflag's Mercenary Ogres = 2000pts