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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

KingCracker wrote:OT Ive always wanted to take this one, and just run that saw thingy down a street and into buildings. Just wanted to share that


...can i help?please?

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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ur not alone KingCracker... but alas it can be nothing more than a dream...

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Sabet wrote:ur not alone KingCracker... but alas it can be nothing more than a dream...


HERESY! The zombie apoc IS comming, repent for the end is near!
   
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A dream? Says you buddy. When the gak hits the fan, Im hitting the pedal on that puppy and leaving m mark on the world.


lord commissar klimino - It looks rather big, and Im sure theres something on there that needs more then 2 hands, sure, just dont interrupt the awesome display of building sized saw smashing things! Or youll become lunch
   
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those things remind me of the salt digger in Borderlands, or the crawler in fallout 3 expansion! both great games

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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

KingCracker wrote:A dream? Says you buddy. When the gak hits the fan, Im hitting the pedal on that puppy and leaving m mark on the world.


lord commissar klimino - It looks rather big, and Im sure theres something on there that needs more then 2 hands, sure, just dont interrupt the awesome display of building sized saw smashing things! Or youll become lunch


when the zombies come,ill be away from my family before they know whats going on. only me and my brother even have a chance of living in one

and dont worry,i wont.ill just scream and woot as we cut stuff up

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Good, Il provide the Black metal vocal and heandbanging then, and oh I also bring beer... cases of beer
   
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How about building an airship from old looted fabric and camping equipment and travel the world for loot?
no zombies improvise toilet and a team of hunters should do it, (plus a doctor)
awesome?

 
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Juniperius wrote: How about building an airship from old looted fabric and camping equipment and travel the world for loot?
no zombies improvise toilet and a team of hunters should do it, (plus a doctor)
awesome?


would be...if you could find the fuel.plus if you have a malfunction,you better have parachutes. and then there goes your lootin.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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darn.....
forgot that, probably just played too many final fantasy. (there healing kills zombies)

 
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Juniperius wrote:darn.....
forgot that, probably just played too many final fantasy. (there healing kills zombies)


never fear! *hands shovel* join us in digging a zombie fort! we know all you need to survive. say...how many people have joined are digging team so far?

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Well thinking bout it, perhaps a ramshackle steam-engine powered by wreckage my do the job?
plus i'm thinking low altitude flight, just out of harms way.
add a ladder and you could drop a scavenging team down grab stuff and quickly depart.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
after the base is done i will lead a scavenging team form the airship while you have a base add a farm and a ramshackle wall and we might even survive in a cute community!?

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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Juniperius wrote:Well thinking bout it, perhaps a ramshackle steam-engine powered by wreckage my do the job?
plus i'm thinking low altitude flight, just out of harms way.
add a ladder and you could drop a scavenging team down grab stuff and quickly depart.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
after the base is done i will lead a scavenging team form the airship while you have a base add a farm and a ramshackle wall and we might even survive in a cute community!?


better yet. fething huge helicopter. the fort sounds good,just have to be thick walled and make sure no nut jobs let them in as part of some cult

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Juniperius wrote: How about building an airship from old looted fabric and camping equipment and travel the world for loot?
no zombies improvise toilet and a team of hunters should do it, (plus a doctor)
awesome?


Zombies and airships? i know a book that might be right up your alley... read Boneshaker by Cherie Priest(not sure if spelled her name right)

anywho... im an introvert so running out of people to talk to won't bother me to much, the town I live in has barely seven hundred people at an given time so i hve a better chance of getting away than someone in say..Dallas. As long as i build my knowledge of survival skills i will be fine.
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Skycrawler wrote:
Juniperius wrote: How about building an airship from old looted fabric and camping equipment and travel the world for loot?
no zombies improvise toilet and a team of hunters should do it, (plus a doctor)
awesome?


Zombies and airships? i know a book that might be right up your alley... read Boneshaker by Cherie Priest(not sure if spelled her name right)

anywho... im an introvert so running out of people to talk to won't bother me to much, the town I live in has barely seven hundred people at an given time so i hve a better chance of getting away than someone in say..Dallas. As long as i build my knowledge of survival skills i will be fine.


ill live.why?

1.ill grab some food and weapons to whake the zombies.
2.ill leave my family for dead.
3.i have an insane friend who i know will survive for a long time.
4.i wont be careless.
5.wont stay in fort worth.
6.i will do more than just this stuff.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Helicopter would need petrol, a simple woood burning engine, (or a reserve storage of lightweight gas even though it would be irreperably broken when leaky.)
could find supplies just around everywhere pluys if divert some through a windmill coupled to a rear propellar you might even get some speed.
The hull could be assambled from rudementary wood constructs with synthetics and elastics added as cabling and a big homessembled piece of cloth as durigable with additional piping from scavenged metal.
it'd be ramshackle but doable?
[Thumb - steampunk-airship3.jpg]
this was my kind of idea


 
   
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Sining up now join the crew!!!

 
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

nice....so a blimp? cause unfortunately those dont exist

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Challenge accepted

BTW you found the insane friend. (or the insane part for that matter)

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errrm is that a LEGO star wars piece i see near the front of the airship? At any rate the airship sounds likea decent idea. as for the location of the fort i say put it on the top of a mountain where the only way up is with climbing gear. It would make it difficult for any humans to raid and nigh imposible for zombies. I would also reccomend making safe houses in the general scavenging areas for those long distance raids.
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Juniperius wrote:Challenge accepted


if you make one that works and all that,ill gladly hand you the

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Won't do.....yet
Perhaps when i am older. (and still geeky and insane )
Got the picture of the internet don't know where the parts are from.

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Skycrawler wrote:
Juniperius wrote: How about building an airship from old looted fabric and camping equipment and travel the world for loot?
no zombies improvise toilet and a team of hunters should do it, (plus a doctor)
awesome?


Zombies and airships? i know a book that might be right up your alley... read Boneshaker by Cherie Priest(not sure if spelled her name right)

anywho... im an introvert so running out of people to talk to won't bother me to much, the town I live in has barely seven hundred people at an given time so i hve a better chance of getting away than someone in say..Dallas. As long as i build my knowledge of survival skills i will be fine.


Actually a town with a population of only 700 people would be great place to set up operations near, there would be a minimal of zombies to deal with , with a few people sniping and clearing, the town could be secure in a short time, at which point you'd have the entire contents of the towns supplies at your disposal.
Even small towns have Hospitals (medical centers), grocery stores...perhaps a Wal-Mart, sporting goods/Hunting stores...the place could be a gold mine of needed items.


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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Juniperius wrote:Won't do.....yet
Perhaps when i am older. (and still geeky and insane )
Got the picture of the internet don't know where the parts are from.


if you want geeky and insane check out the SG&CF section great stuff.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Lol thanks

 
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

FITZZ wrote:
Skycrawler wrote:
Juniperius wrote: How about building an airship from old looted fabric and camping equipment and travel the world for loot?
no zombies improvise toilet and a team of hunters should do it, (plus a doctor)
awesome?


Zombies and airships? i know a book that might be right up your alley... read Boneshaker by Cherie Priest(not sure if spelled her name right)

anywho... im an introvert so running out of people to talk to won't bother me to much, the town I live in has barely seven hundred people at an given time so i hve a better chance of getting away than someone in say..Dallas. As long as i build my knowledge of survival skills i will be fine.


Actually a town with a population of only 700 people would be great place to set up operations near, there would be a minimal of zombies to deal with , with a few people sniping and clearing, the town could be secure in a short time, at which point you'd have the entire contents of the towns supplies at your disposal.
Even small towns have Hospitals (medical centers), grocery stores...perhaps a Wal-Mart, sporting goods/Hunting stores...the place could be a gold mine of needed items.


so....move are shovel business to a less populated area? ok guys,move out!

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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lord commissar klimino wrote:nice....so a blimp? cause unfortunately those dont exist


Wut?

Blimps don't exist?
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

corpsesarefun wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:nice....so a blimp? cause unfortunately those dont exist


Wut?

Blimps don't exist?


no air ships dont. his picture was of an air ship and-just re read the conversation...

ok,so a problem i would have with the Apocalypse is chocolate stores having no power. all that chocolate...melted!

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

lord commissar klimino wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:nice....so a blimp? cause unfortunately those dont exist


Wut?

Blimps don't exist?


no air ships dont. his picture was of an air ship and-just re read the conversation...

ok,so a problem i would have with the Apocalypse is chocolate stores having no power. all that chocolate...melted!


Meh, even in a store with no air conditioning the chocolate won't melt, it'll just get soft...Much like GW's new Finecast minis ...
You'll still have plenty of chocolate to eat..even if you have to suck it off the wrapping.


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