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2011/06/25 21:29:16
Subject: Re:Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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micahaphone wrote:Well, at least my summer home will be safe from zombies!
Take a look at this awesome house!
I wonder how much stockpiling could be done in the basement....
Ha, Not bad at all, I'd imagine you'd be able to stockpile quite a bit there as well.
I still prefer the " bunkers" KC found, but the house isn't bad.
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2011/06/25 21:31:18
Subject: Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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To much glass. Hundreds of Zeds would have no issue smashing through that.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/06/25 21:33:06
Subject: Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Chowderhead wrote:To much glass. Hundreds of Zeds would have no issue smashing through that.
The glass gets covered by retractable barriers.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/06/25 21:37:33
Subject: Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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FITZZ wrote:Chowderhead wrote:To much glass. Hundreds of Zeds would have no issue smashing through that.
The glass gets covered by retractable barriers.
Oh. Well, then.
Where do I buy one?
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2011/06/25 21:50:29
Subject: Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Chowderhead wrote:FITZZ wrote:Chowderhead wrote:To much glass. Hundreds of Zeds would have no issue smashing through that.
The glass gets covered by retractable barriers.
Oh. Well, then.
Where do I buy one?
Still think the underground bunkers are better, the "zombie proof" house is nice, but offers little in the way of protection from " non-zombie" threats ( unless I'm missing something).
A few hostiles with RPG's could prove problematic...and serious explosives may bring the whole structure down.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/06/25 21:53:16
Subject: Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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FITZZ wrote:Chowderhead wrote:FITZZ wrote:Chowderhead wrote:To much glass. Hundreds of Zeds would have no issue smashing through that.
The glass gets covered by retractable barriers.
Oh. Well, then.
Where do I buy one?
Still think the underground bunkers are better, the "zombie proof" house is nice, but offers little in the way of protection from " non-zombie" threats ( unless I'm missing something).
A few hostiles with RPG's could prove problematic...and serious explosives may bring the whole structure down.
I mean, yeah. I would be in the bunker with you guys, but to have that home as a nice shack in case of being stranded? That would be nice.
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2011/06/25 21:59:39
Subject: Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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It defianitly would appear to have more in the way of "creature comforts" that's for sure, with it's "shields" down, a reliable power source and a well stocked pantry, one could almost forget the " troubles" out side.
Of course that in itself could become a problem.
EDIT:...Now here's a zombie proof home.
http://www.silohome.com/underground_bunker_ultimate_survival_shelter_2012_shelter_.htm
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/06/25 22:16:48
Subject: Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Terrifying Doombull
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Ooooo I want one, are they for export?
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2011/06/25 22:18:39
Subject: Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/25 22:27:44
Subject: Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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You know, if you attached the " zombie proof" house to the "silo home", and added a few features ( connected gun/look out towers, underground escape routes...) you'd really have the perfect " Zombie fort".
Anyone want to get in on the ground floor of development?
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/06/25 22:41:11
Subject: Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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FITZZ wrote: You know, if you attached the " zombie proof" house to the "silo home", and added a few features ( connected gun/look out towers, underground escape routes...) you'd really have the perfect " Zombie fort".
Anyone want to get in on the ground floor of development?
ill get the shovels!
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/25 23:04:48
Subject: Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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lord commissar klimino wrote:FITZZ wrote: You know, if you attached the " zombie proof" house to the "silo home", and added a few features ( connected gun/look out towers, underground escape routes...) you'd really have the perfect " Zombie fort".
Anyone want to get in on the ground floor of development?
ill get the shovels!
Well..I was thinking more in the lines of investors ...but hell..your zeal is noted.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/06/25 23:31:55
Subject: Re:Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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A couple big guns, a few tonnes of supplies, and:
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/06/25 23:35:49
Subject: Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Mobile fortress...nice.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/06/26 00:35:07
Subject: Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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i-im in love...
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/26 00:59:26
Subject: Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It's beautiful 
What is it?
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2011/06/26 01:00:12
Subject: Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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corpsesarefun wrote:It's beautiful
What is it?
*slaps* you monster!
mobile fort.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/26 01:00:46
Subject: Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Terrifying Doombull
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M-must not fapp....! I WANT ONE! NOW And oh Im game for diggin when it concers the zombie fort
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2011/06/26 01:05:13
Subject: Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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lord commissar klimino wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:It's beautiful
What is it?
*slaps* you monster!
mobile fort.
Yes but what is it called and what is it actually used for?
Or is it just one of DARPA's crazy plans.
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2011/06/26 01:07:22
Subject: Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Terrifying Doombull
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corpsesarefun wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:It's beautiful
What is it?
*slaps* you monster!
mobile fort.
Yes but what is it called and what is it actually used for?
Or is it just one of DARPA's crazy plans.
I belive its used to move space rockets/ Space shuttells to and from the launch pad. but I migth be mistaken
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2011/06/26 01:10:40
Subject: Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Trondheim wrote:M-must not fapp....! I WANT ONE! NOW And oh Im game for diggin when it concers the zombie fort
*hands shovel* welcome to the team!
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/26 02:43:55
Subject: Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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I know that when we were shutting down our Atlas missile silos, one man bought the land it was on, excavated out the main tunnel/first room (they were filled in), then built a little bungalow over it. He lives in a silo for the main portion of his house.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart 
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2011/06/26 03:11:43
Subject: Re:Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well me and FITZZ already agreed to start funding back when I posted the missile silos , and they are HUGE so Im sure theres plenty of room for other investors. Any and all investors acknowledge the fact that KC can and will eat any/all of the investors/tenets of said silo when all food rations runs out, or he becomes mildy to severely insane from lack of sleep/40k/crazy sex. Youve been warned. Automatically Appended Next Post: That house seems pretty cool, but if the power goes out, your screwed. I wouldnt want to swing those big ass concrete doors or pull down that big ass shutter dealy by myself, with hundreds of hungry flesh eaters running/scampering/walking to me
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2011/06/26 19:14:58
Subject: Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Terrifying Doombull
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lord commissar klimino wrote:Trondheim wrote:M-must not fapp....! I WANT ONE! NOW And oh Im game for diggin when it concers the zombie fort
*hands shovel* welcome to the team!
Thank you, Il provide the music to our work.
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2011/06/26 21:03:43
Subject: Re:Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/06/28 18:03:35
Subject: Re:Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
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By the Throne...those mobile facilities are epic. That's it, I'm going to have to build a mobile fortress for my Imperial Guard....then after that, build a Imperial Guard for my mobile fortress.
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I will forever remain humble because I know I could have less.
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2011/06/29 15:02:07
Subject: Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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lol
my zombie survival profile:
Eagle Scout: Knows how to survive on own and has many basic survival skills
Excellent Shot with rifles and shotguns!(i shoot alot)
Intelligent: am a pretty smart person who is adaptable
Diabetes: lack of insulin will suck, will probably die after around 20-30 years due to lack of treatment :(
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5th Edition
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6th Edition
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Don't Know...alot of each
Bretonnians
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"Those are Regulars! By God!" -Major General Phineas Riall
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2011/06/30 00:58:28
Subject: Re:Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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I say take all the beams and crap off of the mining one and turn it into a baneblade or something.
at any rate good luck getting fuel for the "mobile" bit in "Mobile fort"
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2011/06/30 01:02:20
Subject: Re:Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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ok,if you want to be safe,you do this.
stay out of cities and towns.
go deep into a large forest/jungle.
go to a place only accessible by water.
try to do these thing,although most likely cant do all. if these rules dont keep you safe,your most likely screwed anyways.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/30 03:43:26
Subject: Re:Problems I'd have with a Zombie Apocalypse
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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OT Ive always wanted to take this one, and just run that saw thingy down a street and into buildings. Just wanted to share that
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