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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 03:56:11
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Jesus christ. Are you guys whining about the friend zone, YET AGAIN?? It comes up every two pages, anything you'd care to know about the subject has more than likely already been covered. Four times.
And also....... it's just pathetic. C'mon guys. You can do better.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 03:59:13
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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rubiksnoob wrote:Jesus christ. Are you guys whining about the friend zone, YET AGAIN?? It comes up every two pages, anything you'd care to know about the subject has more than likely already been covered. Four times.
And also....... it's just pathetic. C'mon guys. You can do better.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:02:19
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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rubiksnoob wrote:Jesus christ. Are you guys whining about the friend zone, YET AGAIN?? It comes up every two pages, anything you'd care to know about the subject has more than likely already been covered. Four times.
And also....... it's just pathetic. C'mon guys. You can do better.
I'm not whining. I figure it's better to be in the FZ so that you have more experience with the opposite gender before you go off into the world and bag a nice one.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:04:56
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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chowderhead13 wrote:Billinator wrote:Oh, god, the Melissa is here!

HIDE THE CHILDREN!!!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:05:09
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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If only to allow you to recognize the signs of heading toward the FZ and avoid it.
Being direct tends to be the best course of action in all aspects of life, not just in matters involving the opposite gender. You might not always get the answer you want but at least you won't end up wasting time.
Oh, and Billinator has been dropping genius on this thread.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:08:01
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Monster Rain wrote:If only to allow you to recognize the signs of heading toward the FZ and avoid it.
Being direct tends to be the best course of action in all aspects of life, not just in matters involving the opposite gender. You might not always get the answer you want but at least you won't end up wasting time.
Oh, and Billinator has been dropping genius on this thread.
You're too kind, sir!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:09:24
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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FITZZ wrote:Melissia wrote:Grr. My kitty seriously needs to unlearn this habit he has of biting my knuckles while I type.
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Kitty bites my knuckles to get my attention while I'm playing games. It's simple as that.
And quite damned annoying.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:11:00
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Melissia wrote:FITZZ wrote:Melissia wrote:Grr. My kitty seriously needs to unlearn this habit he has of biting my knuckles while I type.
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Kitty bites my knuckles to get my attention while I'm playing games. It's simple as that.
And quite damned annoying.
Get a dog.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:11:16
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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Melissia wrote:FITZZ wrote:Melissia wrote:Grr. My kitty seriously needs to unlearn this habit he has of biting my knuckles while I type.
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Kitty bites my knuckles to get my attention while I'm playing games. It's simple as that.
And quite damned annoying.
I hate when that happens. Mine does it with pens.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:12:55
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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rubiksnoob wrote:Melissia wrote:FITZZ wrote:Melissia wrote:Grr. My kitty seriously needs to unlearn this habit he has of biting my knuckles while I type.
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Kitty bites my knuckles to get my attention while I'm playing games. It's simple as that.
And quite damned annoying.
Get a dog.
We have about six, two here, four at my sister's place out in the country . We don't need any more dogs in the family. My kitty's cuter and doesn't gak on the floor as much (the only time he's had an accident on the floor thus far was after he got diarrhea from trying to eat some of my chili).
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:15:56
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Melissia wrote:FITZZ wrote:Melissia wrote:Grr. My kitty seriously needs to unlearn this habit he has of biting my knuckles while I type.
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Kitty bites my knuckles to get my attention while I'm playing games. It's simple as that.
And quite damned annoying.
I find that behaviour quite unusual. Mine's pretty simple. She either wants food or wants out. Sometimes a little caress. But usually it comes down to one of the two things.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:20:41
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Melissa wrote:rubiksnoob wrote:Melissa wrote:FITZZ wrote:Melissa wrote:Grr. My kitty seriously needs to unlearn this habit he has of biting my knuckles while I type.
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Kitty bites my knuckles to get my attention while I'm playing games. It's simple as that.
And quite damned annoying.
Get a dog.
We have about six, two here, four at my sister's place out in the country . We don't need any more dogs in the family. My kitty's cuter and doesn't gak on the floor as much (the only time he's had an accident on the floor thus far was after he got diarrhea from trying to eat some of my chili).
....So,the moral of this story is don't eat Melissa's Chili.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:24:37
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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My family prefers not to. It's too spicy for their tastes.
Mind you, I could put a bit of black pepper on things and they'd call it spicy. Wimps.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:27:28
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Melissia wrote:My family prefers not to. It's too spicy for their tastes.
Mind you, I could put a bit of black pepper on things and they'd call it spicy. Wimps.
Ha!...I'm a New Orleans boy,as babies we don't drink milk...we drink Tabasco sauce,there is no such thing as "too spicy."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:27:35
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Melissia wrote:FITZZ wrote:Melissia wrote:Grr. My kitty seriously needs to unlearn this habit he has of biting my knuckles while I type.
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Kitty bites my knuckles to get my attention while I'm playing games. It's simple as that.
And quite damned annoying.
Simple, use psychological conditioning. All you need to do is put chili on your knuckles when you play games, soon enough your kitty will learn that biting knuckles=diarrhea.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:28:42
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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That would probably be a mite bit uncomfortable.
Besides, he's just asking me to play with him. He has this little cloth mouse on the end of an elastic string he loves to play with, he wants me to move it around so he can pretend he's hunting.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:33:30
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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FITZZ wrote:Melissia wrote:My family prefers not to. It's too spicy for their tastes.
Mind you, I could put a bit of black pepper on things and they'd call it spicy. Wimps.
Ha!...I'm a New Orleans boy,as babies we don't drink milk...we drink Tabasco sauce,there is no such thing as "too spicy."
I don't get how you learn how to consume anything of the sort... If i even sniff anything particually hot, my taste bud breaks down, and my throat feels like i've swallowed lava
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:34:29
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Dunno why one would want a bland hot sauce like Tabasco, myself. It's watery and lame...
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:37:18
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Melissia wrote:Dunno why one would want a bland hot sauce like Tabasco, myself. It's watery and lame...
No..we start with Tabasco,which is flavorful...but not very hot IMO and work our way up from there.
http://www.hotsauceworld.com/hsw3643.html
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:37:51
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Actually the problem I have with Tabasco is that it is NOT very flavorful...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:39:28
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Sh*t - you two are way too hardcore O.o
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:40:49
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Melissia wrote:That would probably be a mite bit uncomfortable.
Besides, he's just asking me to play with him. He has this little cloth mouse on the end of an elastic string he loves to play with, he wants me to move it around so he can pretend he's hunting.
There is an alternative...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:41:19
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Melissia wrote:Actually the problem I have with Tabasco is that it is NOT very flavorful...
Hmmm,Matter of taste I suppose...for the most part I use it on Red beans and rice, IMO it gives it a bit of a kick without covering up the flavors of the pork.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:42:31
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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Billinator wrote:Sh*t - you two are way too hardcore O.o
I have Tabasco with my eggs and my black pepper.
Massive quantities of it. I go through a bottle every 2 weeks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:43:39
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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I can't make chili right, nothing to do with spice but I make it too garlicy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:43:43
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Billinator wrote:Sh*t - you two are way too hardcore O.o
You should try a Habanero Hamburger ...I went to a spot in Texas that had 5 heat levels ranging from mild to insane...the insane was pretty damn hot.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:45:06
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
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FITZZ wrote:Billinator wrote:Sh*t - you two are way too hardcore O.o
You should try a Habanero Hamburger ...I went to a spot in Texas that had 5 heat levels ranging from mild to insane...the insane was pretty damn hot.
I like it when you bite into something and you start crying, I like crying...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:45:38
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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FITZZ wrote:Billinator wrote:Sh*t - you two are way too hardcore O.o
You should try a Habanero Hamburger ...I went to a spot in Texas that had 5 heat levels ranging from mild to insane...the insane was pretty damn hot.
Dude - a falafel w/o any spices is enough to make my throat sore (YES! I am such a wimp)... O.o
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:46:15
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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I prefer Louisiana The Perfect Hot Sauce for my default stuff, to put over or in meals after they're done cooking.
Chalula is good for actually using in cooking, has a distinct, sweeter taste rather than a salty one like most hot sauces that cooks blends well with many kinds of meals, especially the pastas that I tend to make.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 04:47:41
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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halonachos wrote:FITZZ wrote:Billinator wrote:Sh*t - you two are way too hardcore O.o
You should try a Habanero Hamburger ...I went to a spot in Texas that had 5 heat levels ranging from mild to insane...the insane was pretty damn hot.
I like it when you bite into something and you start crying, I like crying...
I feel you, buddy! I usually start crying, when i yawn. I can't recall how many times people have been bursting out with "Dude, are you CRYING!?"
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