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halonachos wrote:Well Imperials will address you as Legate and salute you if you do the imperial quest line.


Only whilst you're on the questline though, after that you become Mr A Civillian McNobody Adventurer

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

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Which sucks.

It's like Tullius making you a legate was an injoke the rest of the Legion played along with so long as they needed you. Once you've taken down Ulfric it's back to "dirty commoner".

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MrDwhitey wrote:It's like Tullius making you a legate was an injoke the rest of the Legion played along with so long as they needed you. Once you've taken down Ulfric it's back to "dirty commoner".
That certainly sounds right for the Imperials to me. It probably made the game's first cut but then they were like "nah, it's more douchey to never let the player in on it."

   
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It doesn't make much sense though. Seeing as Ulfrik managed to kill someone using the Thu'um without being Dragonborn, imagine what the Dragonborn could do if you piss him off. He even has the power to call dragons for aid, and to unleash storms upon entire cities; he sounds like someone you'd want leading your army, not opposing it.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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Avatar 720 wrote:
halonachos wrote:Well Imperials will address you as Legate and salute you if you do the imperial quest line.


Only whilst you're on the questline though, after that you become Mr A Civillian McNobody Adventurer


I still have Legionaries refer to me as Legate, and I completed the quest line a long time ago.

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Avatar 720 wrote: he sounds like someone you'd want leading your army, not opposing it.
That's exactly the problem, from the point of view of someone who's already leading an army.

   
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I don't have anyone follow me around... heck the only times I HAD to do so thus far I was stuck healing the stupid bastiches.

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"A healing spell? Are you a priest?"

"For the hundred time, Lydia, I am not a priest."


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Sandra has gotten sensitive about the way I talk to Lydia. After my scare of losing her, I think Sandra has come to realize that Lydia is a very special girl and that perhaps the way I yell “GET THE feth OUT OF THE WAY DUMMY” at her when she stands directly in my line of sight when trying to shoot my bow is rubbing Sandra the wrong way.

Plus, last night I used a healing spell (Healing Hands) on Lydia because she was hurt, and Lydia say “A healing spell? Are you a priest?” and I said to her “NO YOU DUMB BITCH YOU KNOW I’M NOT A PRIEST.” and Sandra was like “DID YOU JUST CALL HER A DUMB BITCH?! IS THAT WHO YOU ARE?!” and I was like “No, you don’t understand. That’s how our relationship is” and Sandra didn’t buy it. So now I think she sees Lydia as like, a battered spouse and I have to be a little more sensitive about how I talk to my housecarl. Sometimes I’ll say “move dummy” and Sandra will just shake her head, disgusted.
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Manchu wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote: he sounds like someone you'd want leading your army, not opposing it.
That's exactly the problem, from the point of view of someone who's already leading an army.


You would do your best to keep them in your good graces then. If you just kick him out, what are the chances that he'll rain vengeance down upon you as opposed to if you keep him stewing for a while?

"Breaking news! The Dovahkiin has been spotted laying waste to Solitude, engulfing it in an eternal tempest and splitting the natural arch it is built upon. Dragons have been spotted terrorising vessels as they make to flee the carnage. Leaked reports suggest that General Tullius, commander of the Imperial Army in Skyrim, released the Dragonborn from service after he had somewhat single-handedly freed Skyrim of its rebellious natives, and brought it under Imperial rule. According to one report, General Tullius' head is now lodged so far up Legate Rikka's arse that it'd take a bloody good surgeon to remove it."

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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Dovakhin is a special snowflake, no doubt, but I doubt he's a match for an army. If nothing else, he'd be defeated by the glitchy framerate.

   
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Run into a building and brain whatever comes through the door whilst they're still loading their AI instructions.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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corpsesarefun wrote:Greatest button in the world
Wow, the male voice for that is... inferior...

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That's the voice from the trailer.

You're reaction is rather telling though

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Nor do any true Nords!
Culture is half-soft! And weak!
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MrDwhitey wrote:I have no idea if this has been posted in this thread, but I feel it is appropriate/terrifying.



How many times have I clicked this?

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corpsesarefun wrote:That's the voice from the trailer.

You're reaction is rather telling though
Well, each syllable's timing in that was just awkward and weird. It's not loud enough, too... it's a fething shout, the music shouldn't overwhelm it...

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Spoiler:
Am I the only one who's lost interest in playing Skyrim because of just how anti-fething climatic killing Alduin was?

I've sold so many armies. :(
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<Words to break up the post preview so the spoiler isn't revealed.>

Shadowbrand wrote:
Spoiler:
Am I the only one who's lost interest in playing Skyrim because of just how anti-fething climatic killing Alduin was?


Nope, I haven't even gotten close to that on any character. There's something about rushing Oblivion's main quest that put me off that type of playstyle. I want to get evrything else sorted first.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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Did no one post this yet?

I think it's better than the styrofoam launcher.


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Manchu wrote:Did no one post this yet?

I think it's better than the styrofoam launcher.




OMG! That is awesome XD

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I like how the camera stays on the girl as she rolls around, failing to recover from Unrelenting Force. The music works as well/better than the original trailer for this.

   
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Sasori wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:
halonachos wrote:Well Imperials will address you as Legate and salute you if you do the imperial quest line.


Only whilst you're on the questline though, after that you become Mr A Civillian McNobody Adventurer


I still have Legionaries refer to me as Legate, and I completed the quest line a long time ago.


Same, I did the Imperial quest line ages ago and then I did the DB and Thieves Guild quest lines. They still address me as legate and salute, makes me feel special, but I think ou have to be wearing the armor. I also wonder if it helps that I'm wearing an actual officer's helmet(enclosed face) instead of the heavy armor helmet. If you want to try, find one of the officer NPCs in one of the imperial held holds and repeatedly press the interact button to see if they salute.

On a side note I do still have people say "Is that hair in your ears?" even though I cured my lycanthrop already. So mad when I found out I couldn't kill the rest of the Circle because they're quest givers and are marked important...
   
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It might be the imperial get-up, because strutting around in my Dragonplate just gets me classified as a civillian and warned by someone ranks below me.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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Fudging challenging wizard, almost zapped me to death, luckily I "cheated" and bashed his brains out with my axe

There are a surprising number of "random events" that happen (they had like 3 whole pages of those thing in the guide book which includes family members getting revenge, battles between dragon and giant, seeing a headless horsemen ghost)


It seems almost trademark in these types of games though that no one cares who you are (unless you're the Grey Fox! Or the Arena Grand Champ to one certain person...)


Shadowbrand wrote:
Spoiler:
Am I the only one who's lost interest in playing Skyrim because of just how anti-fething climatic killing Alduin was?


Meh, half of Beth's games have really crappy main quests

Never bothered half the time in Oblivion, the end reward was pretty stupid

F3 bored me to death besides the giant robot

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Manchu wrote:Did no one post this yet?

I think it's better than the styrofoam launcher.



Nah, the foam launcher was way better

   
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I saw the headless horseman once, he was just sitting there on his horse, couldn't click him or anything. I've seen other ghosts out in the wilderness, one lead me to a grave that had a magic sword in it.. but the sword was kinda wimpy compared to what I already had.

Decided I'm gonna turn my mage into a smith & enchanter too.. so I'll be conjuring flame atruwhatevers, tossing fireballs, in legendary enchanted dragon armor... some day...

 
   
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@ shadowbrand I have not turned it on since my game ended at lvl 45 , ill wait for DLC.

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Necros wrote:I saw the headless horseman once, he was just sitting there on his horse, couldn't click him or anything..


That is exactly what the guidebook says!

"You'll occasionally see a headless horseman, you cant interact with him though since he's probably in a different spectral realm and doesnt even know you're there. Maybe you can find his helmet nearby"

 
   
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