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*Hears yelps*

"Almost sounds like Zerglings choking on Terran bones or something..."

Buttery Commissar wrote:[Drops some of the snow on Vanden's bare chest and holds the sheet over her] [Realises too late what he's started]

[Resulting commissar-yelps heard from distance, by anyone in the bar]

*Inbetween commissar-yelps*

WHERE THE FETH DID YOU EVEN FIND THAT?!?!?!

*Commissar yelps continue*


OOC What a laugh...You are a fething golden comedian BC...

I-it was on the mead b-barrel. [Points] [Curls up under sheets] I yield, just stop freezing my laspistol!

OOC I'm going to choose not to interpret that the way i first thought...

Bic *Uncurls BC*

*Rolls ontop of him*

Ready?

*hears yelp and grins*

Ol' Yarrick, at his finest...

*attention is caught by something in the corner of the bar*

Oh, hello there...

*walks towards it to investigate*

[Grins sheepishly] Alright, alright, no more tricks.
[Lies back and thinks of the Emperor]

[Far quieter noises of significantly less distressed nature]

Ooc: I don't mean he's bored, I just love the expression "Lie back and think of England.."

*Looks quizzically at BC*

What are you thinking of? I can tell due to...something...

[a clerk runs up to me and hands me the package from Jhe]
[opens it and looks in]
[goes beet red in the face]

[Ears go red] Y-you wouldn't understand.. [Continues "making it a pleasant night"]

*Stoops down to pick up something on the bar floor*

Interesting, an- oomph!

*is pulled into a nearby room by an unseen figure*

[looks up from the package]
Hmm. I think the Shaper's wife has come to talk to him

* wakes up and sees a rather shocked guardsman *

Ok, Il give him a few minutes.
*goes to make breakfast and hapily waves at him finally looking happy*

*looks at shocked wk*
Hope.i did not rush that, he seems rather red...

Ooc Marla is trying to be more human, and maybe failing at times. I got bored with simple, just stern version.

[Stumbles into hotel bar, collects breakfast, and walks into glass panel door while trying to leave] [Lies on floor covered in dry cereal] M'not a morning person...
[Is beset by wolf puppies who eat up the cereal and then create a cosy sleeping pile on top of him]

... [Dozes]

*Has been listing side effects and minor hazards all night, and is continuing to do so*
-And also the highest strength ones can cause psychopathy, random increases in brain power, seizures, seeing things man was not meant to see, developing psyker powers, and severe malignant brain cancer.
I think that's all of them.
Oh right, in Eldar they cause, ahem, Spontaneous Universal Blood Crystallization. Occasionally. Not all the time.
On that note, who would like some Amnestics to forget last night?

[Buried in a pile of fluffy dogs, but opens eye] You put that near me, and I'll give you close and personal lasik surgery... [Goes back to sleep]

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Stumbles into hotel bar, collects breakfast, and walks into glass panel door while trying to leave] [Lies on floor covered in dry cereal] M'not a morning person...
[Is beset by wolf puppies who eat up the cereal and then create a cosy sleeping pile on top of him]

... [Dozes]

*From the corner of the breakfast bar

"Thats almost adorable... "

-Looking at the unconscious pile of fluff and commissar

"So Verviedi,avoiding spoilers and what not but was he like this after the whole Armageddon incident..."

*Hands Torus a copy of Yarrick's wiki page*
Don't show him this. It's a fourth wall break and, technically, a potential time-altering infohazard.

Looks at BC surrounded by puppies and the looks at Veriendi again

"I'm a Shadowseer, I have seen many stories that lay behind and beyond us... seeing the 'One armed savior' before he enters that stage is somewhat humbling, are you sure he hasn't already taken the first steps on an alternate timeline?..."

I.... I don't know, honestly. I'm doing my best to keep his condition consistent with the prime Yarrick, however the girl is going to be a severe hindrance if she survives past the point that the prime Yarrick's partner did. I have a contingency plan, just in case.
*Gestures towards the two syringes of amnestics*
I'm not noticing any time failures, so either that is a good sign, or the timeline has already distorted so much that my data is useless.

[glances at Verviedi]
You touch the Spartan and you'll get an impromptu lobotomy from my bayonet cogboy

[sees jhe and goes beet red again]

*mirror of minds to remove the conversation for WK's memory and begins to pace

"Of course you do realize the very act of trying to maintain the 'Prime Yarrick' as you perceive it could do more damage when the timeline has already become distorted...

I've been looking into WC's and Yarrick's futures and the tales they will be involved in and the sheer amount of variations is...infinite...hmmm... I do have to wonder if an even greater stage awaits them."

[denies the witch against Torus]
Try that again Witch. I dare you

I rate Armageddon being under the control of the Imperium significantly more than I value emotional attachment. I have no love for the Imperium, but Ork control of that specific subsector would be disastrous for every species.

I don't care for your calculations. She dies, you die. Got it?

She will not die. It's just a memory wipe.

*Comes out of sisters rooms, armour sparkling and looks at Torus and Verviedi*

"You guys figured out what that box was yet?"

 Verviedi wrote:
She will not die. It's just a memory wipe.

You're worse than the Inquisition.

"What you saying about the Inquisition?"

You don't have to wipe her memory. [Sits up and gently moves a puppy out of the way]
I'm not an idiot, even if you do keep hitting me with drugs. The way people speak, the way the Orks react, I know there's something coming eventually.
But there's no reason that Vanden has to lose her memories. We've already seen that conflicting views of time can exist within the room.

[Stands up and cleans fur off jacket]

..,Wasn't there a Kroot with us?