If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...

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**Emperors Faithful**

Yes, but a more detailed description would be "the south end of a squigoth heading north".

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

Emperors Faithful wrote:Yes, but a more detailed description would be "the south end of a squigoth heading north".

QFT

**Madgod**

I wanna be a Grey Knight Terminator. They kill everyone. And everyone else.

Or Abaddon the Despoiler just so I can be the best special character anywhere and have like 10,000 CSM who will walk off a cliff at my word!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And I wouldn't lose as much as him...

**Nethertwist**

Commander Indrick Boreale.
A WHOLE COMPANY OF SPESS MEHREENS TO DIE FOR THEH EMPRA!

But seriously, I would actually be a Hormagaunt on the frontlines against Imperial Guard, just so I could see their pure 'oh sh*t' faces when I leap into the trench, talons outstretched to reap that unprotected, endoskeletoned flesh.

**Emperors Faithful**

Or just get laughed at by your buddies as you get sluaghtered before even seeing thier front lines.

**Kragura**

I would like to be a chapter equerrie probably the safest job you could have

**Crimson4Lyfe**

1. Crimson Fists Sternguard
2. Ork Dethkopta Pilot
3. Ulthwe Farseer
4. Iron Warriors Warsmith

**person person**

Kragura wrote:I would like to be a chapter equerrie probably the safest job you could have

No, this is,http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Night_Bringer

**Little lord Fauntleroy**

Daemon primarch

**Death Gear**

flamer happy SM

**superprism2**

I would be ghazkul-thraka

**Vindicator#9**

I would say either Cypher, Doombreed, or 1k son.

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**Voronesh**

Warlord of my own ex-Chapter of Space Marine turned traitor 8k years ago. Plus hes a sorceror of Tzeentch.

Or a Tech-Priest from Mars.

**LiquidxRaiden**

I would be a robotic carnifex, with power claws, and lascannons mounted on its back, that breathes fire and spits acid. and it has an awesome spikey robotic tail. it essentially the pinnacle of awesomeness. you know you cant argue...........oh yeah and it can fly.

**Battle Brother Loken**

Cultist of chaos, because there is nothing like being possessed by a greater deamon

**Khornholio**

1. Chaos Space Marine
2. Ork Warboss with mo' dakka
3. The Emperor's Groom of the Stool - the easiest job in the Galaxy.

**TheSlyMarbo**

I would be the princeps of the Dies Irae as ill crush everyone under my iron tread!

**Cane**

I'd be the warp.

**superprism2**

I would be a Eldar wraith lord because they are big, mean and hard to kill.

**LtCobalt**

Techmarine all the way; best of both worlds, you get to receive the best engineering education in the Imperium and you are an Astartes.

**with an iron fist**

Cane wrote:I'd be the warp.

I'd be the guy writing what goes on in the Universe. And one day I'd get bored and write a story of how one member from each race in one galaxy find my hovel and stand there trying to figure out what this "thing with an ancient typing device is."

Then I'd write that each one goes back to it's respective world where a plague is unleashed that causes their empires to crumble and vanish - which for the Tyranids would be amusing as they'd all be floating in space.

It only gets worse.

**children of filth**

I would be Nurgle.

releasing plagues into realspace to see what happened would be fun.

**Blackclaw**

Either
1) An Ork, because I'd never be unhappy. So while my life might be short, it would be freakin AMAZING (Pref a Nob or Boss, and definetly Blood Axes

)

2) Earth Caste scientist, Tau. Working for the Greater Good, safe in the heart of the Empire. Probably in weapons/armour development, and therefore feel like I am contributing to the larger whole of society!

Also,

Khornholio wrote:
3. The Emperor's Groom of the Stool - the easiest job in the Galaxy.

I Lol'ed so hard I think my spleen broke!

**Space Marine**

A space marine captain who has command of a space marine company and is allied to billions of imperial guardsman who own a emperor titan and all the other types of titan and all the super heavy tanks classes. The enemy shall know fear.
Kill the mutant
Burn the heretic
Purge the unclean

**Emperors Faithful**

Basically, you just described an Inquistor who lacks a sex life.

**A Lictor... BLOR!!!**

Hmmmm... If I could be anything in the 40K universe, what would I be?
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**Superscope**

LiquidxRaiden wrote:I would be a robotic carnifex, with power claws, and lascannons mounted on its back, that breathes fire and spits acid. and it has an awesome spikey robotic tail. it essentially the pinnacle of awesomeness. you know you cant argue...........oh yeah and it can fly.

Hmmm.. going to have to add to that... Lets see you have a robotic carnifix with

- power claws
- lascannons
- breaths fire
- spits acid
- spiky tail
- flying

I'm going to change the lascannons with railguns(twin-linked), keep the power claws, spiky tail for a Vortex geneade launching tail. Add intergrated twin-linked punisher cannons into the chest and not only just make it fly but turn it into a true flyer that can eat tau space ships ;p

**Ennkay**

I think if i had to choose i would choose vekt..
he gets all the bitches.

That being said if i was forced to pick a guardsmen
i would be from tanith; so i can literally kill anything

**person person**

Superscope wrote:
LiquidxRaiden wrote:I would be a robotic carnifex, with power claws, and lascannons mounted on its back, that breathes fire and spits acid. and it has an awesome spikey robotic tail. it essentially the pinnacle of awesomeness. you know you cant argue...........oh yeah and it can fly.

Hmmm.. going to have to add to that... Lets see you have a robotic carnifix with

- power claws
- lascannons
- breaths fire
- spits acid
- spiky tail
- flying

I'm going to change the lascannons with CYCLONIC TORPEDOES(twin-linked), SWITCH the power claws FOR TITAN CLOSE COMBAT WEAPONS, spiky tail for a Vortex SUPPORT MISSILE launching tail. Add intergrated LANCE BATTERIES into the chest and not only just make it fly but turn it into a true flyer that can eat VOID WHALES ;p

Overkill, thats my forté.

**darthbane000**

I would be a Khorne Berseker... I don't know, just to kill everything with your hands, a rock or just anything near you, thats it just grand... and that battlecry "Skulls for the Skull Throne" it's just beatiful