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Mother Theresa in 40k would be tracked down and raped within seconds of doing something good.


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Emperors Faithful wrote:Just watch out for those Tau/Jap Whalers, Nightwatch. I heard they sell Void Whale meat on the side "For the Greater Good".

I'd be more worried about Kaptin Badruk, he has a personal vendetta with void whales and isn't afraid to kill them.

Emperors Faithful wrote:Hmmm, stretcher bearers REALLY last long in 40k don't they? lol.

Well, we can heal each other and live forever!

And if it is anything like CoD3, you can jab people from in cover to heal them and watch them get cut down by the heavy machine gunner who is camped at the other end of the corridor over and over again

Anyway, I meant helping people aside from the war. refugees, poor impoverished hivers or the like. Seriously they are like the Mother Teresa's of the future!

Once I have finished painting up my current armies (which will be some time in 2050) I was planning on creating a chapter formed from the Salamanders that was geared towards medical aid for both combatants and civillians. There is going to be so many Apothecaries.

A SoB convent's in-house doctor.

"How does it feel here?.... And here?.... And *here*?

*wink wink*

Skarwael wrote:A SoB convent's in-house doctor.

"How does it feel here?.... And here?.... And *here*?

*wink wink*

Swiftly followed by being burnt at the stake

Being a gynaecologist/doctor for the Sisters of Battle would be more dangerous than playing 'patty-cake, patty-cake, Baker's man' with a Carnifex.

i would be a imperial guard named LEEROY JENKINS!

The answer is easy. An Ork Boss... cause what makes me truely happy is killing and I can do nothing but killing! kill-kill-kill-kill-kill-kill and I would be forever content.

The emprah. sittin there all day with an entire galaxy worshiping me and i dont have to do anything.

Either a Grey Knight Grand Master, or a Kroot. Grey knights are fething badass, but the kroots anatomy and biology are second to NONE, yes, that means the sphess muhreens. but only one of the two.


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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

LunaHound wrote:
Eldrad :"o

What a dick! LOL.

I'd probally be Black Sabbath. Seriously, you know you want them to come and rock the faces off the boys in the Imperial Guard.

No seriously, I'd like to be a Warhound Titan. I'd be able to call down ungodly amounts of death, fight in urban enviroments, and be able to work closely with the Imperial Guard who would provide support.

isn't a warhound supposed to be there to support the imperial guard...? no, wait.... that's just stupid. xD


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Arthas367 wrote:I'd be Kharn the Betrayer because he Enjoys

1. Killing His Enemys
2. Taking Their Skulls
3. Killing His Friends
4. Taking Their Skulls
5. Rinse Blood off and Repeat

Don't you know? Kharn never changed his armor color from blue to red. he just never showers. lol!

If i could be anything in 40k i would be...
either an Inquisitor (be a part of the Ordo Xenos and decide who dies and lives (chrush them from the inside) Bwahahaha!!!)
an imperial commisar (Only if i was the schola's best ever student)
or possibly a grey knight (kicken ass vs Chaos Daemons!!!)

(is it just me or does it say im an american!??)

I would be one of the Two "missing" Primarchs showing back up with my full Legion and seeing what's happened get the Imperium fixed the way dear old dad would have wanted it and then just wiping every army that came my way.

BrookM wrote:Mother Theresa in 40k would be tracked down and raped within seconds of doing something good.

To do that you'd have to get through the legions of SoB 's guarding her. She HAS been canonised, ya know.


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SilverMK2 wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:Hmmm, stretcher bearers REALLY last long in 40k don't they? lol.

Well, we can heal each other and live forever!

And if it is anything like CoD3, you can jab people from in cover to heal them and watch them get cut down by the heavy machine gunner who is camped at the other end of the corridor over and over again

Hmmm, I don't know if we can "heal" a bolter round to the head...much.

Guard: How bad is it doc?
Medic: Not good, I'm afraid. You have ten.
Guard: Ten what? Years? Months? Days?!?
Medic: 9,8,7,6...


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After thinking about it. Mabye a Salamander.
Pros:
1) You're black.
2) You have red eyes.
3) You're a humanitarian.
4) Evryone digs ya, ESPECIALLY the LAYdees!
5) Coolest planet EVA!!!
6) Still no con's so far...
7) Didn't I mention being black and having red GLOWING eyes!!!!

Imperial Governor of a really nice, affluent, paradise world happily situated miles and miles from any alien or Chaos threat, ruling so benevolently that noone wants to politically assassinate me.

Fantastic..

if i was in the 40k universe id prolly end up being a commissar. wishful thinking aside, i would have been drafted into the commissariat. im ok with it.

A really badass Ork Warboss that stomps humies into the ground!!!!

Definatly Tzeentch.

Your a god [so unmatched powers, immortality, etc]. Since it is the changer of ways, the fun just never stops.

Wolf Lord. Hunt by day, feast by night. And, giant beard.

The head of the Ecclesiarchy: A high lord of terra with control of the entire cult of the imperium, legions of fanatical priests, Witch hunters, arco flagellants, penitent engines and bolter toting nuns (whats not to love (save for that inquistor breathing down my neck)

Legion of the dammed marine.
They are awesome and appear out of no where from the warp.

A totally badass space marine or the Hive Mind itself. Yay, i get my own race of worker creatures!

The Deciever.Then I could eat the Terran sun and end the Universe!

I would have to go with either...

A:Gork
B:Mork

It has to be said: I'd quite like to be a suicidal Grot... Getting high on mushrooms, runnin' around an' nickin' stuff, throwing wrenches at hungry squigs... Oh, and let's not forget - Piloting an Über deff rokkit DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

would have to be an infiltrated skull probe in an SOB convent showers

Eldar pathfinder.

It is like being a professional homeless person.

With a huge sniper rifle and cloak of invisibility.

Silverthorne wrote:Eldar pathfinder.

It is like being a professional homeless person.

With a huge sniper rifle and cloak of invisibility.

I tip my hat (if I were wearing one) to you silverthorne, I have never heard an eldar ranger being described as such. But you have definitely won this thread. QFT...FTW. *appluase*

AGREED

Emperors Faithful wrote:After thinking about it. Mabye a Salamander.
Pros:
1) You're black.
2) You have red eyes.
3) You're a humanitarian.
4) Evryone digs ya, ESPECIALLY the LAYdees!
5) Coolest planet EVA!!!
6) Still no con's so far...
7) Didn't I mention being black and having red GLOWING eyes!!!!

When I eventually get round to making up a SM force, it will be a Salamander derived force, for pretty much those reasons

It will be medically orientated, perhaps tasked with sampling the biological threats that face the Empire, as well as helping retain the genetic material of space marines etc who fall in battle who's own medical people cannot get to them, as well as providing protection and medical aid to the civillian population in times of war.

I would not mind being one of those guys

Lots of Apothecaries then. Black dudes in white armour, how ironic.

A Squiggoth, I'm told we look alike.