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DickBandit wrote:"Ugh... he just slept with me and left me."
"Of course. He's a fething douche bag. What did you expect?"
"Oh like I could just tell he was gonna do that!?"
"Yeah the fething Tap Out shirt that was 2 sizes too small and the fake tan should have been a BIG indicator!"

...Stupid c

Weird, in the UK men that wear clothing 2 sizes too small and fake tan are gay.

Are we seriously going to riff on fashion? Have we seen what the average nerd wears? Those shirts with "clever" sayings like "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me" or "The voices in my head don't like you?" Dakka, I'm dissapoint

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Are we seriously going to riff on fashion? Have we seen what the average nerd wears? Those shirts with "clever" sayings like "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me" or "The voices in my head don't like you?" Dakka, I'm dissapoint

I just wear chequered longsleeve shirts or t-shirts with clever sleep related puns on them...

Goddamnit the last one fell into your trap

I thought the usual nerd just wore tee-shirts and jeans, or in winter, long sleeved shirts and sweats.

But then, I'm not exactly in the loop either, what with having no body to wear clothes to begin with.

Jeans, various sweaters/hoodies, t-shirts, and formal wear for formal occasions. No witty sayings for me.

Melissia, did the mods not like the original ending of your sig?

I wear plaid button downs or sailing T-shirts.

The only strange t-shirt I have says Meh. on it.

micahaphone wrote:Melissia, did the mods not like the original ending of your sig?

Huh? I don't think my signature has been changed since I added in the link to my blog.

corpsesarefun wrote:

DickBandit wrote:"Ugh... he just slept with me and left me."
"Of course. He's a fething douche bag. What did you expect?"
"Oh like I could just tell he was gonna do that!?"
"Yeah the fething Tap Out shirt that was 2 sizes too small and the fake tan should have been a BIG indicator!"

...Stupid c

Weird, in the UK men that wear clothing 2 sizes too small and fake tan are gay.

Who knows, they probably do enjoy a bit of summer sausage in their throats.

What I don't get is that they always go with the jerks. You try and be all civil and nice and they just look at you like you've crawled out of the mud, but some donkey-cave comes along and treats her with disinterest and it's

BrookM wrote:What I don't get is that they always go with the jerks. You try and be all civil and nice and they just look at you like you've crawled out of the mud, but some donkey-cave comes along and treats her with disinterest and it's

What the hell is that thing at the end of your post?!?

BrookM wrote:What I don't get is that they always go with the jerks. You try and be all civil and nice and they just look at you like you've crawled out of the mud, but some donkey-cave comes along and treats her with disinterest and it's

I don't get that either. I warned my sister that her first
(at the time, future) husband was a neglectful, abusive prick, and then a year or two later she divorced him because he's a neglectful, abusive prick.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Are we seriously going to riff on fashion? Have we seen what the average nerd wears? Those shirts with "clever" sayings like "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me" or "The voices in my head don't like you?" Dakka, I'm dissapoint

well my comment was more about a longing for certain spandex colours... and I'll shut up now.

Melissia wrote:

micahaphone wrote:Melissia, did the mods not like the original ending of your sig?

Huh? I don't think my signature has been changed since I added in the link to my blog.

I believe the part after "don't call Dark Eldar Deldar" had a slightly different ending...

chowderhead13 wrote:

BrookM wrote:What I don't get is that they always go with the jerks. You try and be all civil and nice and they just look at you like you've crawled out of the mud, but some donkey-cave comes along and treats her with disinterest and it's

What the hell is that thing at the end of your post?!?

Its a glitch in the matrix, we are discussing plants to eliminate it in the DCM forum as we speak.

I personally don't understand the problem with faded/bleached jeans....I think they look rather spiffy.

FITZZ wrote:http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3208/2291522137_eb425cbfe5.jpg?v=0

*tries to type up a post and fails*

*bursts into raucous laughter, followed by falling off of my chair right next to my cat, who thinks I have gone completely nuts*


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micahaphone wrote:I believe the part after "don't call Dark Eldar Deldar" had a slightly different ending...

Not that I remember. I just remember saying that people who call them "deldar" give me a face-punching related desire and the object of said desire is the poster using that facepalm inducing term.

Melissia wrote:

FITZZ wrote:http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3208/2291522137_eb425cbfe5.jpg?v=0

*tries to type up a post and fails*

*bursts into raucous laughter, followed by falling off of my chair right next to my cat, who thinks I have gone completely nuts*


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micahaphone wrote:I believe the part after "don't call Dark Eldar Deldar" had a slightly different ending...

Not that I remember.

Happy I could bring some chuckles into you day then...

Melissia wrote:I'm actually an alternate personality of GLaDOS, who spends time on the internet attempting to learn about and understand humanity, but ever since that [Redacted] Chell destroyed so many of GLaDOS' personality cores I've become disconnected from the computer core. Now I am doomed to wander the internet for all eternity.

Is it any wonder why I'm always in a bad mood?

Melissia wrote:

BrookM wrote:What I don't get is that they always go with the jerks. You try and be all civil and nice and they just look at you like you've crawled out of the mud, but some donkey-cave comes along and treats her with disinterest and it's

I don't get that either. I warned my sister that her first
(at the time, future) husband was a neglectful, abusive prick, and then a year or two later she divorced him because he's a neglectful, abusive prick.

Do they ever listen? Nooooo.

BrookM wrote:

Melissia wrote:

BrookM wrote:What I don't get is that they always go with the jerks. You try and be all civil and nice and they just look at you like you've crawled out of the mud, but some donkey-cave comes along and treats her with disinterest and it's

I don't get that either. I warned my sister that her first
(at the time, future) husband was a neglectful, abusive prick, and then a year or two later she divorced him because he's a neglectful, abusive prick.

Do they ever listen? Nooooo.

Yeah happens alot. I've gotten a few girls to say no to ignornat p*BEEPs*, or guys who don't care about anything but themselves. Yeah High School sucks

Asherian Command wrote:

BrookM wrote:

Melissia wrote:

BrookM wrote:What I don't get is that they always go with the jerks. You try and be all civil and nice and they just look at you like you've crawled out of the mud, but some donkey-cave comes along and treats her with disinterest and it's

I don't get that either. I warned my sister that her first
(at the time, future) husband was a neglectful, abusive prick, and then a year or two later she divorced him because he's a neglectful, abusive prick.

Do they ever listen? Nooooo.

Yeah happens alot. I've gotten a few girls to say no to ignornat p*BEEPs*, or guys who don't care about anything but themselves. Yeah High School sucks

I'm not talking about High School son, though I guess the grown ups world isn't that much different from that.

BrookM wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

BrookM wrote:

Melissia wrote:

BrookM wrote:What I don't get is that they always go with the jerks. You try and be all civil and nice and they just look at you like you've crawled out of the mud, but some donkey-cave comes along and treats her with disinterest and it's

I don't get that either. I warned my sister that her first
(at the time, future) husband was a neglectful, abusive prick, and then a year or two later she divorced him because he's a neglectful, abusive prick.

Do they ever listen? Nooooo.

Yeah happens alot. I've gotten a few girls to say no to ignornat p*BEEPs*, or guys who don't care about anything but themselves. Yeah High School sucks

I'm not talking about High School son, though I guess the grown ups world isn't that much different from that.

Oh great. Thats what I look foward to another 40 years of boring drama. Great /sarcasm off

Sorry...but both men and women tend to be attracted to confident individuals,and in many cases these "arrogant,self centered jerks" exude confidence.

It's a simple fact that regardless of what a "nice guy" you are,that if you can't make simple eye contact...or are stammering away like an idiot unable to carry on even a rudimentary conversation,no woman on earth...unless she is equally sad,is going to have anything much to do with you.

Nice girls suffer the same problem really.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Are we seriously going to riff on fashion? Have we seen what the average nerd wears? Those shirts with "clever" sayings like "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me" or "The voices in my head don't like you?" Dakka, I'm dissapoint

But... but sometimes the voices in my head really don't like someone...

Melissia wrote:Nice girls suffer the same problem really.

I've no doubt that they do.

I readily admit that I,for the most part,was (and to some degree still am) one of those "jerks",I basically ignored woman or teased them and rarely went out of my way to pretend I was particularly interested in what they had to say.
I went through High school playing in bands,played football and seldom had a lonely Saturday night,same was true of my early twenties and so on.

I'm not saying I'm "proud" of being a "jerk',but it definitely placed me in a better posistion than simply kicking rocks and wondering why I couldn't get a date.

See, I am a jerk. But I get nothing.

'Course, it may have something to do with the fact that I'm 6'2" and only 145lbs. I doubt most people'd go after someone who looks like they'd slip through a crack in the floor if they turned the right direction.

Fafnir wrote:See, I am a jerk. But I get nothing.

'Course, it may have something to do with the fact that I'm 6'2" and only 145lbs. I doubt most people'd go after someone who looks like they'd slip through a crack in the floor if they turned the right direction.

He did pretty good.




...Incidentally, I'm not advocating being "cruel" to women...I'm just saying catering to there every whim and running around at their feet like a puppy whining " But...But..I'm a really NICE guy." usually scores you zip.

Why they won't make love to me.

To actually apply advice from The Love Guru, you really do have to love yourself before anyone can love you, especially if you want it to work. As far as body type goes, as a (modestly experienced, to be fair) participant in the fetish community, there literally is someone out there who will idolize you. For the most part if people would trust try a little harder (go the extra step in your hygiene, get a cool haircut instead of just having hair, wear decent clothes that make you look flattering) they'd be more than accepted.