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Darkvoidof40k wrote:I invalidate your tank. All other posts are now valid.

SUCKER

We hereby collectively invalidate your previous validations and furthermore restore of previous validations to a state of validity...plus...we blame you for any invalidated articles of a previous valid nature.

EDIT: HA!!!...Three in a row...Take that!!!!

FITZZ wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:I invalidate your tank. All other posts are now valid.

SUCKER

We hereby collectively invalidate your previous validations and furthermore restore of previous validations to a state of validity...plus...we blame you for any invalidated articles of a previous valid nature.

I blame dark for me not comprehending that statement of validity or lack thereof.

FITZZ wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:I invalidate your tank. All other posts are now valid.

SUCKER

We hereby collectively invalidate your previous validations and furthermore restore of previous validations to a state of validity...plus...we blame you for any invalidated articles of a previous valid nature.

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SUCKER

halonachos wrote:

Karon wrote:

FITZZ wrote: BIC:....

Activity around the camp had reached a fever pitch,using the bulldozer trenches had been dug quickly and various heavy weapons emplacements set up.

Deadman worked diligently with several of Halons men to set up numerous explosive tripwire traps and more Claymores in the surrounding woods.

Under Earls watchful eye and skilled expertise,the few individuals who lacked the combat abilities of the others were briefed on basic gun combat tactics as well as several SWAT move and fire tactics....Earl hoped it would be enough.

When the bulldozer had completed it's task digging trenches,Jason and Cutter welded several large plates of inch thick scrap iron around the dozers cab,using a cutting torch,they quickly created several gun ports and view holes,the final touch was mounting a .50 caliber MG to the dozers inner cabin from there it could be fired by a passenger inside.

Mace laughed when he saw what had become of the dozer,but nodded his approval " Looks like we got a third tank." he smiled.

Carol was busy helping Earl now,briefing everyone on various combat tactics...including finer points of hit and run combat.

Deadman turned to Mace.. " Looks like your about as ready as you can be bro."

Mace nodded " Yeah...guess we should get our assault squad ready as well."

The two bikers rushed off to talk to Tombstone and Halon,as Scratch and Cutter readied the vehicles that would be going to attack Jennifer's Base.

BATTLEWAGON!

Indeed,see unknown to anyone else...even Halonachos (who created him) Jason was a avid player of 40k in the pre zombie infested world,he simply took what he knew about Orks and applied it to his construction of a "Bulldozer Battle wagon.

FITZZ wrote:
When the bulldozer had completed it's task digging trenches,Jason and Cutter welded several large plates of inch thick scrap iron around the dozers cab,using a cutting torch,they quickly created several gun ports and view holes,the final touch was mounting a .50 caliber MG to the dozers inner cabin from there it could be fired by a passenger inside.

Well, that's settled, we'll have a bulldozer fight, whoever wins gets to kill/maim/burn the other side.

check it, mine was like this when we got here



(i'm going to create an IMPERIAL mechanicum fortifactaion creation tool now)

rp:

The truck stopped. Robbie jumping out the truck. "Why are we stopping? I can see the logging camp from here" Dietn asked.

"gotta pee." robbie said as he walked trough the bushes. After some time he found a suitable bush. He looked up at the camp while watering the bush down.

He heard lots of activity going on in there. "What was happening?" he wonderd. They would soon find it out as they got there.

Robbie zipped up his pants. Looking down he noticed the bush moving a little. The tip of a boot sticking out.

Robbie cursed inside him. He had to play it cool. He turned around and walked towards the truck. Praying that they'd fall for it.

Arriving at the truck he started a loud conversation with Dietn, while whispering the real message between it.

Dietn nodded as he pulled out his pistol, like the rest of the truck.

After the sign from Robbie, they all quickly jumped out. Surrounding the bush "Ok dude we saw you. Show yourself. We aren't going to hurt you."

A few tense moments passed. But eventually a guy stood up. Holding his hands in the air. "Great, more gun nuts' Robbie tought as he saw the mans sniper laying on the ground.

"Okay get out of the bush .... slowly" The guy gently walked out, his eyes continually jumping from one to another.

"Ok now, get on your knees hand behind your head.....good......Yerith get me some fething ropes" he yelled at yerith who was driving the flatbed.

"Ok ,then just stay calm." Robbie walkt closer, but was kicked down by the guy. His foot landing firmly in Robbies stumach.

Suddenly a second sniper jumped out of the bush, the crosshair firmly aimed at robbie. But before the sniper could fire, Dietns pistol barked. Causing the head of the sniper to evaporate.

Carter and Falco quickly jumped onto the second sniper. Pinning him down beneath their weight. But not before Carter recieved a blow against his head.

Robbie stood up, his belly hurted like hell. This guy was going to pay for this, he tought as he started to tie him up.

He noticed that the loggingcamp sounds were gone, they had al heared the shot. They would soon be here.
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edit is completed

Go Fitzz.

FM Ninja 048 wrote:

FITZZ wrote:
When the bulldozer had completed it's task digging trenches,Jason and Cutter welded several large plates of inch thick scrap iron around the dozers cab,using a cutting torch,they quickly created several gun ports and view holes,the final touch was mounting a .50 caliber MG to the dozers inner cabin from there it could be fired by a passenger inside.

Well, that's settled, we'll have a bulldozer fight, whoever wins gets to kill/maim/burn the other side.

check it, mine was like this when we got here



(i'm going to create an IMPERIAL mechanicum fortifactaion creation tool now)

....Mines bigger...

@ Sillyboy...

I LOL'd reading your RP...well done.

But Ninjas guys aren't Russian...at least I don't think they are,Jennifer is simply working with some of the Russians.

Hey that's a millitary issue bulldozer, IDF, if i'm not mistaken, CHEATER!!

mines real though, some guy decided to paint the inside red after demolishing half his town. SWAT had to cut open the thing with a blowtorch

FM Ninja 048 wrote:Hey that's a millitary issue bulldozer, IDF, if i'm not mistaken, CHEATER!!

mines real though, some guy decided to paint the inside red after demolishing half his town. SWAT had to cut open the thing with a blowtorch

Is it military??...I just grabbed a picture of the first cool looking bulldozer I saw,no worries...I'll change it to something more "civilian"...I'm still going to run Hardie over with it.

Oh,BTW...did you notice your recon team getting captured?

FITZZ wrote: @ Sillyboy...

I LOL'd reading your RP...well done.

Thanks, I feel awesome now

FITZZ wrote:But Ninjas guys aren't Russian...at least I don't think they are,Jennifer is simply working with some of the Russians.

I tought she was working together with a group of russians. Am I wrong? Ninja?

Halon supervised the tank's new additions while holding a box of cereal.

"I want some more armor on the sides and make sure the turret can turn without hitting the stuff we're putting on it." Halon told someone whose face was behind a welding mask. They were all wearing the masks which made eating cereal rather difficult for Halon.

Halon began to wonder if he could somehow mount a gas canister to a shell for dispersion.

"What if it goes off inside the barrel or leaks?" a voice in his head said, "Then we all die."

"That was weird." Halon murmured to himself, "I usually never think in funny voices."

Halon felt tapping on his shoulder and turned around to see Mace. Halon startled at the sudden appearance of the biker, but then realized that the voice had been Mace's.

"Did you just read my mind?" Halon asked the biker.

"Nope," Mace smiled, "you were just thinking out loud and I happened to be here to answer."

"Thank god," Halon let out a breath, "I thought that I had gone crazy and Jesus was talking to me."

Mace could almost laugh about being compared to Jesus before looking at the tank.

"A lot of modification," Mace began, "did you put spikes on the front?"

The sharpened metal poles on the front of the tank had been welded upwards at a 45 degree angle.

"Yep, I call it a commie catcher." Halon chuckled, "get it?"

"Yeah, like a cow catcher, but you're going to stab people with it." Mace rubbed his chin.

"It also means that if they want to run out of the camp they hit the spikes and get skewered." Halon smiled behind his mask, "I tell you what, this is the best thing that has happened to me this year. In fact, I'm glad to be a part of it."

Halon could see Mace look away a little when he talked about participating in the attack.

"Hey, Mace, I know that you want to be with your brothers and all of that good stuff but its for the best." Halon said putting an arm on Mace's shoulder. "Jen's out for blood, Tomb and I are her targets. If we fail and we both get killed hopefully she'll ignore the rest of you guys while she gloats."

"So why me?" Mace pleaded with Halon, "Why not let Ginger take charge?"

It was a good question, she had been with them as long as Mace had afterall.

"Because she's not necessarily the best person we could put in a position of power." Halon frowned a bit behind his mask, "She practically bit my head off when I showed her Helen."

"Well, it wasn't the smartest idea to begin with." Mace shuddered at the thought of the frozen zombie they had left at the hotel.

"Yes, but you could understand why I decided to keep her." Halon took his mask off so Mace could see his face, "You're staying with these people and that's that. Now come on, give me a bro-hug."

"I'd rather not Halon." Mace grinned as Halon put his arms back down to his sides.

FITZZ wrote:
Oh,BTW...did you notice your recon team getting captured?

I though they were someone elses, sillyboy said russian, my guys are pure american and are up trees so you can't pee on them

FM Ninja 048 wrote:

FITZZ wrote:
Oh,BTW...did you notice your recon team getting captured?

I though they were someone elses, sillyboy said russian, my guys are pure american and are up trees so you can't pee on them

Maybe Robbie was aiming "up' when he relived himself..

Sorry sillyboy...but Ninja has a point..

FITZZ wrote:

FM Ninja 048 wrote:

FITZZ wrote:
Oh,BTW...did you notice your recon team getting captured?

I though they were someone elses, sillyboy said russian, my guys are pure american and are up trees so you can't pee on them

Maybe Robbie was aiming "up' when he relived himself..

Sorry sillyboy...but Ninja has a point..

Its called Hypospadias Fitzz, its a congenital birth defect that causes the urethra to exit at a different point of the male phallus. Robbie has a hypospadias so he naturally pees upwards.

It comes out his eyes!!!

but at least i'm not the only faction watching you guys

halonachos wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

FM Ninja 048 wrote:

FITZZ wrote:
Oh,BTW...did you notice your recon team getting captured?

I though they were someone elses, sillyboy said russian, my guys are pure american and are up trees so you can't pee on them

Maybe Robbie was aiming "up' when he relived himself..

Sorry sillyboy...but Ninja has a point..

Its called Hypospadias Fitzz, its a congenital birth defect that causes the urethra to exit at a different point of the male phallus. Robbie has a hypospadias so he naturally pees upwards.

Amazing the things one can learn in a zombie Rp...I really had no idea about that particular condition.

yup, robbie is awesome. He won the pee-olympics of 1998. It wasn't official. But still.

So i caught the wrong guys

Should i edit, or lieve it?

Leave it, you caught some russians, not my dudes

Did you know that Alan Alda had hypospadias?

anyway...

< I joined a new unit today

are you guys all ready for eventness?

BIC:...

Tombstone stood talking with Dr. Buckley as he tightly bandaged the biker up.

" You Sir are completely out of your mind." Buckley chastised the biker who towered over him " The last place you need to be is rushing out to engage in more combat...you need to stay in bed and recuperate."

" Doc" Tombstone said " If I don't get my ass out of bed...and deal with this...then I'm going to end up getting blown to pieces while I try to...recouperate...and most of you will be going with me."

Buckley's mouth pursed as he thought " Ahh.. I suppose your correct,he said waving his hands about " But none the less...your still in a very debilitated condition...I'd advise against any of your...regular heroics."

Tombstone winced as Buckley fastened the straps to a leather brace he'd wrapped around the biker.

" There.." Buckley said " This will allow you to walk..for brief periods...with out completely undoing the delicate work I've done to put you back together."

Tombstone nodded " Appreciate it Doc." the biker said.

Buckley laughed " You are the second man today who's thanked me for basically allowing them to kill themselves...you bikers don't need a physician...you need a psychiatrist."

Tombstone roared laughter as he strapped on his pistols and slipped into his jacket " Probably so Doc...probably so."

" I need to talk with you Stone." Hog said entering the room.

" So Talk." Tombstone said,taking a seat in a wheelchair near his bed.

" Stone...I have to go after Keira man." Hog said " I don't want to run out on the brothers...but after everything I did....I can't just leave her out there on her own....I...I have to try to find her."

Tombstone was silent for a long moment,his thoughts for his own love of Daisy.." Go try to find her Bro." Tombstone finally said " I can't say I blame you...Keira is a hell of a woman....if you do find her Hog...you better treat her right."

Hog nodded " I will Bro...I promise."

Hog leaned down and hugged his friend..." Thank you."

Tombstone nodded " It's ok...Now! give me a push out to my ride."

Hog moved behind the wheelchair and pushed Tombstone out of the room.

A moment later they had reached the Tank...

" You kick ass Stone...No Mercy!!" Hog said shaking hands with Tombstone.

" You watch your ass out there...and find her Hog...Find her." Tombstone replied.

Hog nodded and turned slinging his weapons and back sack over his shoulder he ran to his Station wagon.

@ Sillyboy...

IMO I'd edit it...we have enough people creeping around the woods as it is.

But...it's entirely up to you.

halonachos wrote:Did you know that Alan Alda had hypospadias?

I did not know that...not something that was revealed on any episode of M*A*S*H* I ever saw.

FITZZ wrote: @ Sillyboy...

IMO I'd edit it...we have enough people creeping around the woods as it is.

But...it's entirely up to you.

Hmmmm.... you're probably right. We dont want dark to throw some more "suprises" in.
Will go editing.

edit: it is done.

Edit it to make it more manly.

A few questions here guys....

After sillyboy edits his RP and gets his group into the lumber camp.

and after Halon and Tombstone beat Jennifer's recon guys to death with shovels for being a bunch of "sneaky peaky sneaks."

And after we roll out of our respective bases...

What then...are we going into "HUGE EVENT MODE!!???"

Basically, but you're not going to find my guys, maby their car, but not the guys

FM Ninja 048 wrote:Basically, but you're not going to find my guys, maby their car, but not the guys

Ok...but don't blame me when they get all blowed up when the bombs in the woods start going off.