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FM Ninja 048 wrote:Basically, but you're not going to find my guys, maby their car, but not the guys

Halon walked towards the side of the tank when he noticed a smell. It wasn't the metal being welded, it wasn't the soft smell of the rain, and it wasn't the smell of bacon. It was the smell of deceit and sneakyness.

Halon peeked around the corner of the building and saw a bunch of trees in the distance, green trees, that were wet. This could only mean one thing to Halon, it meant that there was a pair of snipers in the treeline. But there were no explosions so that meant these were no ordinary snipers.

Halon pulled Mace to the side and whispered into his ears.

"There are snipers in the treelines, two of them." Halons' words spiraled into Maces' ears.

"How do..." Mace was interrupted by Halon.

"I know because Hog came back and found us. If he could find us then that means Jennifer could find us and it also means that they could've followed Hog here. Hog also saw Patrick so the chances that he or one of his men told them about our camp is incredibly high. The weather is perfect for sneaking around, the rain obscures noise and the overcast makes everything darker. Snipers always operate in pairs and if Jen is just scouting she would only risk sending one team. They would be in the treeline in that little copse over there so they could have a view of the camp. Its all pretty simple." Halon finished with a huff and grabbed the arc-welder from a nearby survivor.

"So what do you want to do about it?" Mace asked as he watched Halon with the arc-welder.

"FLAME ON!" Halon shouted as he set himself ablaze and flew into the sky leaving a trail of burning awesome. The snipers were momentarily blinded as the sudden flash obscured their view of Halon.

"Where did he go?" one of the snipers asked the other one.

"I don't know, where did I go?" Halon responded while clutching the throat of the other sniper.

The sniper not being clutched by Halon began to soil himself as he watched Halon grab the clutched sniper's nose and spun him around only to catch him by the arms and legs. Halon held the sniper like a weapon with his anus facing the soiled sniper.

"Hasta la vista, grown up." Halon said as he sprouted a pair of sunglasses from his face and fired a rainbow out of the sniper's rectum. The sniper who had been soiling himself was enveloped by the rainbow and began choking. He clutched his throat as he felt himself turning into a gumdrop.

Halon then dropped the sniper he had used as a rainbow rectum rifle and picked up the sniper gumdrop. He took the gumdrop and pressed it against the rainbow rectum rifle sniper's forehead, causing it to be permanently stuck on the sniper's chin. Halon then pulled the sniper's hair out like a kid pulling the play-doh hair out of the stupid little "play-doh barbershop" set and threw him into the air so that he landed in Jennifer's camp. The sniper counted to three and then exploded leaving behind a message written in confetti.

"Stop being a pervert and touch my FETHING TANKS!"

Halon knew his message had been delivered and the sunglasses melted back into his face. At that moment Halon heard two Russians crying out for help and flew to their rescue. He found out that a kid with hypospadias had peed on one of them and Halon glared at Robbie in anger.

"HOW DARE YOU NOT BE PERFECT!" Halon yelled at Robbie as he slapped the russian soldier so that his ankles swelled into tacos.

Halon then grabbed Robbie and used him as a club to beat the russians into the ground like a spoon going into peanut butter. The results were satisfying and delicious. After that Halon put Robbie on the ground, patted him on the head, and turned Robbie into a coke. He took the coke, drank it, and began to walk away.

"Here kid, have this." Halon said as he tossed his empty bottle at alternate dimension Robbie, who was the same as Robbie minus the hypospadias.

Alternate dimension Robbie cherished the empty bottle that was his alternate self for the rest of his life.

Halon high fived raptor Jesus during their weekly Bear Cavalry Polo game.

BTW, Halon was on fire THE ENTIRE TIME.

BIC:....


Hog slipped his head out of the car window and shouted over to were Tombstone sat talking with Deadman and the other bikers.

" Which way was she headed!?" Hog asked.

Deadman burst out laughing and shook his head " She headed in that direction man." the biker said gesturing of towards South western area of the woods, " If she stayed moving that way she should be somewhere near Pine Ville by now."

Hog nodded and put the car in reverse,backing around and exiting through the camp gates in a cloud of dust.

" Dude." Deadman said looking at no one in particular " He's fething nuts...how the feth is he going to find one chick...walking around out in the middle of...." Deadman spread his arms and waved them about to indicate he meant the whole area.

" He'll find her." Tombstone said taking a drag off a cigarette.

" Stone...c'mon" Deadman said " she's probably been lunched by a pack of walkers by now."

Tombstone blew out smoke and stared at Deadman " You don't know Keira man...I'd bet my ass she's alive...believe me."

Deadman shrugged " If you say so Stone" The biker said " Ya know..you really shouldn't be smoking...those things will kill ya."

Tombstone looked at Deadman and they both burst out laughing.

@ Halonachos...

Holy hell man, I seriously almost died laughing reading your post...you Sir are an absolute joy to read.

FITZZ wrote: @ Halonachos...

Holy hell man, I seriously almost died laughing reading your post...you Sir are an absolute joy to read.

Well I would say that the RP was successful in resolving the issues with the snipers and Robbie's hypospadias.

halonachos wrote:

FITZZ wrote: @ Halonachos...

Holy hell man, I seriously almost died laughing reading your post...you Sir are an absolute joy to read.

Well I would say that the RP was successful in resolving the issues with the snipers and Robbie's hypospadias.

I would definitely agree.

Oh god, I just noticed a typo. I think I'm going to keep it there though because its a lot funnier than me fixing it.

It takes lols of greater magnitude to receive my laughter.

FITZZ wrote: Sniping duty??...at the lumber camp??...Hmmm,don't really see why he couldn't be.
Basically I figured you guys would RP your own "positions/actions" in the upcoming battle just sort of taking your cues from Halonachos and myself if you choose to.

Hmmm, there has got to be some place, sorry but I can not get a good picture of the lumber camp in my head, I'll just look at the map. Also Sillboy, can you pls try and like convey that Falco is still feeling pretty pissed after all thats happened. But the post was still funny.

Also Sillboy, can you pls try and like convey that Falco is still feeling pretty pissed after all thats happened.

Ah, yes the rachel thing, at least you got some payback by killing the mutant.

But the post was still funny.

It's what I do.

FITZZ wrote:

FM Ninja 048 wrote:Basically, but you're not going to find my guys, maby their car, but not the guys

Ok...but don't blame me when they get all blowed up when the bombs in the woods start going off.

why would I blame you, it was quite obviously Darks fault

FITZZ, do you have something planned for hog or is this just so he's 'out there' ?

also WOO! 2500 posts in one thread

Btw Sillboy I'll just like RP when after you or something.

@ kais can you write the meeting between our group and the logging camp. Can't rp to day, I got a half day to study my complete course Philosophie. It's going to be a b*tch to studie.

FM Ninja 048 wrote:FITZZ, do you have something planned for hog or is this just so he's 'out there' ?

also WOO! 2500 posts in one thread

No,I've got no plans concerning Hog anymore.
He was/is ghostys NPC and I was only using him briefly in RP (with ghostys permission) to sort of tie things together,which I believe I have.
Now that Hog has left the camp in search of Keira,He too is out of the RP,unless ghosty decides to bring them back at some point.

@ Kais...

I was trying to point out that you are more than welcome to RP yourself as "sniping" once you've all reached the lumber camp...and yes there would be many posistion from witch to hide/climb up on/into and "snipe".

@Sillboy

Ok but can ya pls PM me briefly about what "exactly" happened with the whole Russian scout thing so I can just move on from there.

RP:

"Okay, now we've got him, let's make our way to the logging camp," stated Carter to the group, before walking over to whisper to Falco. "Hey, I have been talking to Robbie, and he says that these guys are a tough bunch, so watch your back. Also, I want you to hand the prisoner to them, seeing as noone else is really enthusiastic about it. You ok with that?"

Falco nodded to him, before moving over to lead the tied up prisoner to the lumber camp. There were some guards at the entrance, but Robbie went over and whispered something to them, so they let the group past.
Once they were inside Falco could see the sorts of people there. He knew none of them, but then they did'nt know him.

He pushed the slave down onto the floor, and then waited...

Sorry if its wrong or anything, I just wasn't sure exactly what to do.

@ Kais...


IIRC I believe it was the general consensus that their were in fact no prisoners taken.

Sillboy had written up his RP in which he captured some Russians as he thought that Ninjas recon team was two Russians.

Ninja then cleared up that sillyboy was in error in his post,and that her recon team was hidden in the tree tops.

There was then a brief discussion that perhaps there was also a Russian recon team in the woods,and that was who Sillboy had captured,however I believe it was decided that all those "teams" in the forest would become confusing and thus the idea of a captured Russian team was abandoned.

So....Falco and company have no prisoners and simply have to arrive at the lumber camp.

Oh sorry I was told there was Also I am not gonna do another one soon I'll just wait for one of us to do one.

If it's easier,I'll RP my NPCs or characters finding your group and getting them inside the camp.

This way your next RPs can just be done from already being inside.

Ok thanks m8

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:Ok thanks m8

Not a problem man,I'll have something up soon.

BIC:....

Carol had climbed atop the forward most supply shed and was scanning the surrounding woods with a pair of high powered binoculars.

In the distance she noticed motion,something big and the movement of people around it.

She attempted to bring the image in closer,adjusting the binoculars " Damn Tress." She thought " Can't get a clear view of what's out there."

Never the less,it was clear some one..several some ones were out there.

" Contact!!" Carol shouted " We have motion on the road!!"

The camp sprung into action,people diving into the trenches and taking up firing positions.

Halon and Tombstone glanced quickly over towards Carol.

" Get the fething tank moving!!" shouted Halon.

Deadman bolted over to the supply shed on which Carol was perched and rapidly ascended the ladder propped against it,his detonators gripped in his hands.

The biker snatched the binoculars from the woman and peered through them,he blinked his eyes and looked again,in the distance he could clearly see the flatbed truck he himself had given to Robbie ,he squinted and could just make out Yeriths face.

" Stand down!!" Deadman bellowed " Stand the feth down!!...there friendly's!!"...at least he hoped they were.

The biker quickly scrambled down the ladder and raced to the fences " Open them...open them!!"

A moment later the flatbed and another truck rolled into the camp.

Robbie poked his head from the truck window and looked about the camp,seeing the multitude of armed people aiming guns at him and his companions he turned to Deadman " Did we pick a bad time to show up?" he asked.


OOC:...

Ok sorted...All of the Pine Ville Characters and NPCs are now inside the lumber camp.

Begger... was just about to post Helena sneaking off into the woods while the truck was stopped dealing with the snipers in the bush

Edit: And one of the reasons that I have not been posting so much is that there are so many NPC's that I can't keep track

Ok thanks for that m8, I might RP one withg Falco soon

SilverMK2 wrote:Begger... was just about to post Helena sneaking off into the woods while the truck was stopped dealing with the snipers in the bush

Edit: And one of the reasons that I have not been posting so much is that there are so many NPC's that I can't keep track

You could still RP that Silver,just have it happen before the trucks start moving again.

And yes,there are a gak ton of NPCs running about...but I have a feeling that's all going to change real soon.

I agree most definately.

BIC:...

Robbie and his companions climbed from the trucks,cautiously looking around the camp,something big was obviously going on judging by the amount of firepower they had been met with.

" Looks like you guys are expecting company" Robbie said to Deadman.

" Yeah...you could say that." Deadman replied " I don't have time to give you a full briefing...but let's just say we have reason to believe the camps about to be attacked."

" Walkers?" Robbie asked.

" I fething wish" Deadman laughed " Walkers are easy to handle compared to the gak that's coming our way."

Robbie nodded as the rest of his group listened to Deadman speak.

" This really isn't your fight" Deadman said looking over the group " But we could sure use the extra man power....if you guys want to stay and help...go talk with Mace...he'll brief you all and tell you were you can help." The biker paused " Now if you'll excuse me...I have a base to go blow up.".

With that the biker turned and ran towards the tanks,leaving the group to make their decision.

Yeah Silver, just have your character run along and just say it took place before the whole.. thingy..

Saves her from a messy death at any rate..