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Ow, poor you deadshot and blapblapblap

When you eat the nicest pub lunch, but an hour later want to throw up.

When you are chopping logs and your axe sticks in a log and then you pull the axe up again not realizing this and once the axe is above your head, the axe stops gripping the log and it goes flying and you have t walk 10m to go get it and look like a tool.

im2randomghgh wrote:When you are chopping logs and your axe sticks in a log and then you pull the axe up again not realizing this and once the axe is above your head, the axe stops gripping the log and it goes flying and you have t walk 10m to go get it and look like a tool.

Thats certainly better than the log falling on your head! happened to me some time ago......

....when you are chopping logs, and the axehead goes flying away......

When you are chopping logs, and are so weak when the axe gets stuck in the log, it takes you 15minutes to get it out

MrMerlin wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:When you are chopping logs and your axe sticks in a log and then you pull the axe up again not realizing this and once the axe is above your head, the axe stops gripping the log and it goes flying and you have t walk 10m to go get it and look like a tool.

Thats certainly better than the log falling on your head! happened to me some time ago......

....when you are chopping logs, and the axehead goes flying away......

While still buried in the log...

im2randomghgh wrote:

MrMerlin wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:When you are chopping logs and your axe sticks in a log and then you pull the axe up again not realizing this and once the axe is above your head, the axe stops gripping the log and it goes flying and you have t walk 10m to go get it and look like a tool.

Thats certainly better than the log falling on your head! happened to me some time ago......

....when you are chopping logs, and the axehead goes flying away......

While still buried in the log...

While lodged in your cranium...

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

MrMerlin wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:When you are chopping logs and your axe sticks in a log and then you pull the axe up again not realizing this and once the axe is above your head, the axe stops gripping the log and it goes flying and you have t walk 10m to go get it and look like a tool.

Thats certainly better than the log falling on your head! happened to me some time ago......

....when you are chopping logs, and the axehead goes flying away......

While still buried in the log...

While lodged in your cranium...

In a hole, in a hole, in a hole in the bottom of the sea.

Great White wrote:

TheWildHost wrote:When your teacher catches you and you must explain to the whole class what it is and why you were on it.... Just happened.

Holy that would suck, How'd it go.

It was very bad, I didn't realize he could monitor the class from his computer.

That sinking feeling you get when your favorite websites are down.

When you tell your history teacher your leaving and she tells you you're not her friend anymore.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:When someone regularly questions your intelligence, sanity, constantly swears at you and lobs your bike helmet at a wall

I may be stupid, I may not. Call me what you like, swear away, cause I am completely crazy, or am I?

But when someone throws ny bike helmet, at a wall? That is where Idraw the line!!! You, offender, have 5 seconds to run and die!!!!!

When someone mentions the black and white space marine.....

YKTSFW all of your friends have made it with a girl except you, and won't stop rubbing it in your face...

Deadshot wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:When someone regularly questions your intelligence, sanity, constantly swears at you and lobs your bike helmet at a wall

I may be stupid, I may not. Call me what you like, swear away, cause I am completely crazy, or am I?

But when someone throws ny bike helmet, at a wall? That is where Idraw the line!!! You, offender, have 5 seconds to run and die!!!!!

Some jackarse used to do that to me in early middle school, but then I said that he had no testacles in front of the entire class, humiliating him, he was just sort of broken. He took a swing at me, but being 4'8" at the time, he missed and I elbowed him in the armpit. His bullying spirit was broken from then on, and since then I am much more confident in my own abilities.

killykavekommando wrote:

Deadshot wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:When someone regularly questions your intelligence, sanity, constantly swears at you and lobs your bike helmet at a wall

I may be stupid, I may not. Call me what you like, swear away, cause I am completely crazy, or am I?

But when someone throws ny bike helmet, at a wall? That is where Idraw the line!!! You, offender, have 5 seconds to run and die!!!!!

Some jackarse used to do that to me in early middle school, but then I said that he had no testacles in front of the entire class, humiliating him, he was just sort of broken. He took a swing at me, but being 4'8" at the time, he missed and I elbowed him in the armpit. His bullying spirit was broken from then on, and since then I am much more confident in my own abilities.

That sinking feeling when some guy tells you you have no testicles and elbows you in the armpit.

im2randomghgh wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:

Deadshot wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:When someone regularly questions your intelligence, sanity, constantly swears at you and lobs your bike helmet at a wall

I may be stupid, I may not. Call me what you like, swear away, cause I am completely crazy, or am I?

But when someone throws ny bike helmet, at a wall? That is where Idraw the line!!! You, offender, have 5 seconds to run and die!!!!!

Some jackarse used to do that to me in early middle school, but then I said that he had no testacles in front of the entire class, humiliating him, he was just sort of broken. He took a swing at me, but being 4'8" at the time, he missed and I elbowed him in the armpit. His bullying spirit was broken from then on, and since then I am much more confident in my own abilities.

That sinking feeling when some guy tells you you have no testicles and elbows you in the armpit.

It was a one-time deal. I've never met any Canadians, so it couldn't have been you.
...When you trip and a shear of your elbow is removed.
...When the nurse says "The good news is that you don't stitches- there's nothing left to sew back on.'

...when you mentioned the space dwarves know by some as squ................








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That rising feeling when you are almost free of a virulent, viral plight

...When you can't find any wolves in mine craft

killykavekommando wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:

Deadshot wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:When someone regularly questions your intelligence, sanity, constantly swears at you and lobs your bike helmet at a wall

I may be stupid, I may not. Call me what you like, swear away, cause I am completely crazy, or am I?

But when someone throws ny bike helmet, at a wall? That is where Idraw the line!!! You, offender, have 5 seconds to run and die!!!!!

Some jackarse used to do that to me in early middle school, but then I said that he had no testacles in front of the entire class, humiliating him, he was just sort of broken. He took a swing at me, but being 4'8" at the time, he missed and I elbowed him in the armpit. His bullying spirit was broken from then on, and since then I am much more confident in my own abilities.

That sinking feeling when some guy tells you you have no testicles and elbows you in the armpit.

It was a one-time deal. I've never met any Canadians, so it couldn't have been you.
...When you trip and a shear of your elbow is removed.
...When the nurse says "The good news is that you don't stitches- there's nothing left to sew back on.'

I was joking...

An american who hasn't ever met a Canadian? What sorcery is this?

im2randomghgh wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:

Deadshot wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:When someone regularly questions your intelligence, sanity, constantly swears at you and lobs your bike helmet at a wall

I may be stupid, I may not. Call me what you like, swear away, cause I am completely crazy, or am I?

But when someone throws ny bike helmet, at a wall? That is where Idraw the line!!! You, offender, have 5 seconds to run and die!!!!!

Some jackarse used to do that to me in early middle school, but then I said that he had no testacles in front of the entire class, humiliating him, he was just sort of broken. He took a swing at me, but being 4'8" at the time, he missed and I elbowed him in the armpit. His bullying spirit was broken from then on, and since then I am much more confident in my own abilities.

That sinking feeling when some guy tells you you have no testicles and elbows you in the armpit.

It was a one-time deal. I've never met any Canadians, so it couldn't have been you.
...When you trip and a shear of your elbow is removed.
...When the nurse says "The good news is that you don't stitches- there's nothing left to sew back on.'

I was joking...

An american who hasn't ever met a Canadian? What sorcery is this?

We don't get many Canadians around here. In fact, the majority of the people in the surrounding city are Urak-hai. Some like me are Japanese-Irish, but that's a rare occasion.

Don't get many Canadians here either.

killykavekommando wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:

Deadshot wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:When someone regularly questions your intelligence, sanity, constantly swears at you and lobs your bike helmet at a wall

I may be stupid, I may not. Call me what you like, swear away, cause I am completely crazy, or am I?

But when someone throws ny bike helmet, at a wall? That is where Idraw the line!!! You, offender, have 5 seconds to run and die!!!!!

Some jackarse used to do that to me in early middle school, but then I said that he had no testacles in front of the entire class, humiliating him, he was just sort of broken. He took a swing at me, but being 4'8" at the time, he missed and I elbowed him in the armpit. His bullying spirit was broken from then on, and since then I am much more confident in my own abilities.

That sinking feeling when some guy tells you you have no testicles and elbows you in the armpit.

It was a one-time deal. I've never met any Canadians, so it couldn't have been you.
...When you trip and a shear of your elbow is removed.
...When the nurse says "The good news is that you don't stitches- there's nothing left to sew back on.'

I was joking...

An american who hasn't ever met a Canadian? What sorcery is this?

We don't get many Canadians around here. In fact, the majority of the people in the surrounding city are Urak-hai. Some like me are Japanese-Irish, but that's a rare occasion.

Which region of the US do you live in?

Because Whenever I've been to the Northern areas, I have seen and recognized Canadians, and in places like california and Texas i've seen quite a few too. It is about as unlikely as a Canadian who has never met an American.

I played a Canadian hockey team in a tournament once.
Goddamn, they were good.

n0t_u wrote:Don't get many Canadians here either.

We can't be everywhere after all, the population of Mexico City alone is about equal to a third of my ENTIRE COUNTRY!!! I mean 11million in one city, really?

And the reason I found it strange with killy was that Canadians and American are generally very thoroughly intermingled, I wouldn't really expect it from any other country, as we have no other land-borders. I bet there are entire countries without a single Canadian on their soil. Probably not so for Americans.

Especially when you realize that about 1/24 people IN THE WORLD are american, which also happens to be a sinking feeling of mine.

When you get bulldozed by an infant quote pyramid.

Make sure you stop expanding it so as to not get this thread locked.


I have never seen an American or a Canadian.

n0t_u wrote:When you get bulldozed by an infant quote pyramid.

Make sure you stop expanding it so as to not get this thread locked.


I have never seen an American or a Canadian.

I would've thought an Australian would've seen at least seen an American.

Coolyo294 wrote:I played a Canadian hockey team in a tournament once.
Goddamn, they were good.

It's part of the culture even the Russian teams aren't much of a competition.


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Hammer18 wrote:

n0t_u wrote:When you get bulldozed by an infant quote pyramid.

Make sure you stop expanding it so as to not get this thread locked.


I have never seen an American or a Canadian.

I would've thought an Australian would've seen at least seen an American.

That's what I was thinking.

You haven't seen your commonwealth buddies from the north? I've met Australians...

That sinking feeling when one of your fellow Canadians rightly brags about our county's prowess in Hockey but denigrates the team that knocked us out of the Gold Medal game for the World Juniors this year as 'not much competition.'

n0t_u wrote:When you get bulldozed by an infant quote pyramid.

Make sure you stop expanding it so as to not get this thread locked.


I have never seen an American or a Canadian.

That's odd, one of my friends from photography is Australian. In fact, she's one of the best photographers I know. Well, you know that you've seen an American when you hear someone enunciating their 'r' sound as if it were a swear word, and ranting about guns and politics.
...When n0t_u has never met an American.
...When SOPA is going through. Well boys, let's make this last. Dakka may be closed because someone several years ago pirated something on the website.
...When there's no salute emote.

DeadlySquirrel wrote:YKTSFW all of your friends have made it with a girl except you, and won't stop rubbing it in your face...

Just wondering here, did you mean everyone has their own Girl, or is it just the 1 girl?