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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 16:45:16
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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If I was a mod, I'd close this down in a heartbeat.
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 16:55:32
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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yeah but you are not. So let them have their fun.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 17:00:18
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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(Well said Scrazza)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 17:02:50
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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ha thanks. a Long time ago I pelvic thrusted too, you know....
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 17:03:13
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Besides....its been up for about 3 or 4 days....and they haven't shut us down yet....so this means 1 of 2 things...
1 they want to see what unfolds...
2 they're blind........
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 17:09:26
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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secretly,all the mod's want to join
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 17:12:51
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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hahahaha! well I welcome them to join the Loyalists
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 17:14:41
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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they could join mixed sides. that would reign confusion. Divide and conquer.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 17:20:54
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Let the mods come! I invite any mod to join the ranks of the Pelvic thrusters!
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 17:24:48
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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haha that would be so much fun.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 17:30:57
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Maverick sat down in the command centre.
"Give the order to load all the troops and equipment aboard the ships."
Deep within the citadel, a massive hangar bay, several miles long, contained three cruisers, their thrusters ready to provide a strong upthrust.
"Send signal to the fleet at Thrustus Hive, and ask them to bring their ships and men. We shall launch a thrust crusade. In the name of Vera, we go to war!"
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 17:40:58
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Ludd saw the new commands from thrust command and couldn't believe his eyes. He scowled and activated his jet pack calling his squad back from their searches. He needed to talk to Maverick...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 17:47:37
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Maverick adjusted the sheath for his phase sword, and straightened his peaked cap. All around him, the command centre was being de-commissioned, and the equipment moved aboard the ships.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 17:50:12
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Ludd stormed into the Command bunker, "What the feth are you doing Maverick, where's Vera? Why are you moving the equipment?"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 17:54:36
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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wait.....Maverick....you aren't expecting to go after the force that kiddnapped Vera are you?
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 17:55:11
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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Coc0 woke up in a medical bed. After being flung away by the exploding land raider he had been unconscious for quite some time. He asked to the first medic who passed his bed where he was.
"Well, yer on one of da medical friagtes of da imperial fleet, m'lord." The medic answered with a terrible backwater accent.
"What has happened to my force? And my fleet?" He asked him confused
"Ooh, der alright sir, wut's left of yur fleet has been repaired and must be floating around somewhere. We're about to hit the warp and will go to [Insert name of new planet Nikev comes up with] where der may be some more of da thrusters left m'lord."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 17:55:58
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Warlord Mozzyfuzzy laughed quietly to himself, it had been so easy for him and his band of CSM to infiltrate the thrusters ships, did they really think that nobody was capable of getting on board their pitifully defended ships, even the pathetic imperial guard did a better job than this. He then settled down to wait for the oportune moment to strike at the heart of the rebels.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/12 17:56:22
Brb learning to play.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 17:57:59
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Coc0loc0 sorry bud but I didn't pick up anybody...your still planet side. The force just picked up Vera and Myself and we are now headed to a new area.....where no one else is. The war is still going on. Its pretty much me and my force and Vera.....though don't worry.......Vera won't die.....yet.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 17:59:24
Subject: Re:PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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((Aww, so i can't join? bummer.  ))
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 17:59:59
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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((Does the battle still go on on thrustabon though?))
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 18:04:54
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Yes that battle still rages. and don't worry, either we'll be back, or I'll find a way for you all to come to us......but more or less we will be back.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 18:05:38
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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*activate Swedish accent* You'll be back?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 18:07:09
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Actually, I think you'll find Arnie is Austrian
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 18:07:42
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Damn you ludd beaten to the post
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Brb learning to play.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 18:09:11
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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*deactivate Swedish accent* feth it, i have failed..
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 18:10:54
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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pats on the back....its okay....
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 18:13:18
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Nikev then turns to whoever happens to be stood next to him "It's not okay"
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Brb learning to play.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 18:14:17
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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Okay, let's go back in character? i don't want this thread going off track on some actor's nationality.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 18:17:26
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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aye yaye capitan! but then I should go figure out what will happen with vera
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/12 18:17:35
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/07/12 18:18:09
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Lord Maverick facepalmed. Of couse, Nikev was bringing Vera Back!
He countermanded his previous orders, and laughed at the stupidity of his plans. The forces redeployed to their previous locations, and had a good LOL at how slowed their warmaster was.
Happy now, Nikev?
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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