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Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





double post

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/12 18:26:49


 
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

OOC - Ah, of course, the fleet I already destroyed is taking more fire?....

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader






Who wants to know?

I am very confused

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/12 18:24:52


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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





Suddenly an explosion rocked the medical frigate. glass broke and people fell over as the ship shook.

"What by the emperor's underwear is happening?!" Coc0 screamed out to the medic.

"I don't know, m'lord!" He cried out before getting hit by a medical card that came rolling past.

Suddenly the intercom speakers sprang to life: "We have been hit by repeated lance fire from the surface and warp drives have been destroyed, we shall return to low orbit. Warp jump dismissed."
   
Made in gb
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





Colne, England

What was this the cargo ships were turning around, Mozzyfuzzy groaned damn you Maverick this was all an elaborate ploy to ensare him in what he thought was going to be a cleverly concocted ploy of sabotage.

As the ship landed, Mozzyfuzzy decided he wasn't going to go down without a fight. Letting out a tremendous roar he charged towards the exit with his men falling in behind him, they would fight their way towards the loyalists CP while causing as much destruction as possible.

He whispered to his daemonic blade " We shall send their souls to Slaanesh"

Bursting out into the hangers he took the first group of thrusters completly by surprise and quickly moved on to the next groupbefore they could raise the alarm as his brothers brought their bolters to bear upon the other thrusters looking on in shock as their comrades were so easily dispatched.

Without stopping to see if his men were behind him, he raced through an access corridor in the hope it would lead to a way out ( I'll leave it up for Maverick to decide where I end up, but please don't have me running into the parade grounds or somehting like that)

Brb learning to play.

 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





OOC - This are the leftovers of both fox's and my fleet. and reinforcements. Don't worry, i'm going to blow them up.
   
Made in gb
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





Colne, England

((from my point of view I stowed away on one of Mavericks ships that went to chase Nikev, this turned back as Maverick realised Nikev would bring Vera back or Vera would escape and bring himself back. Don't know about anyone else))

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/12 18:31:23


Brb learning to play.

 
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

mozzyfuzzy's troops ran out of the door, and fell a kilometer, from the door of the ship, to the bottom of the hangar bay, as the ramp had not yet been connected. poor show.

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





OOC- Hahaha, that really cracked me up maverick!
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

-strokes hands eviliy- yes yes....

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Maverick turned to the hangar bay window of the command centre. As he stood there, downing a well-earned beer, three marines fell past the window.

Shocked, he looked up, to see more marines falling from the sky, of the ship docked in the bay.

"Ummm... trooper? send some servitors to clean the bottom of hangar bay 2, please?"

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





Colne, England

Mozzyfuzzy wrote:
As the ship landed)


haha you sir have been foiled

Brb learning to play.

 
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Mozzyfuzzy wrote:
Mozzyfuzzy wrote:
As the ship landed)


haha you sir have been foiled


Maverick wrote:the ramp had not yet been connected. poor show.


haha, YOU, sir, have been pwnt.


Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





The remnants of the fleet were turning back to thrustabon as many ships their warp drives had been destroyed and the others couldn't leave the rest behind.

meanwhile it was getting chaotic aboard the medical frigate. As it was flying in the back of the fleet it took many hits.
The intercom switched on again and the voice said:

"Hull breach in sector 7, no survivors." (mass effect 2 reference)

Captain coc0 ran for the escape pods when he came to a window and looked into space. He could see the drop pods raining once again from the strike cruisers and thunderhawks could be seen departing from their hangar bays.

He got blinded by a light suddenly. It was one of the imperial navy cruiser disappear in an enormous explosion. When he peared back to his battle barge he could see Niko Alvarez his thunderhawk depart, he recognized the graffiti on the cockpit. He then activated his microbead and said to the pilot:

"Niko, this is coc0. Get me off this floating hospital before it blows up! Pick me up in hangar bay 2." He didn't wait for a response but immediately went on to the hangar bay.

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Made in gb
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





Colne, England

ah but if the ramp had not been connected then the doors would not be open, in case whatever precious cargo was inside might fall out. (sorry coco for being off topic or war or whatever)

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/12 18:47:41


Brb learning to play.

 
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

It aint yo ship, sucka'! How do you know? :L

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





Maverick wins.
   
Made in gb
Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader






Who wants to know?

It's Maverick's ship... the ramp/doors can be in any combination he wants.
MAVERICK IS THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/12 18:51:19


Pelvic Thrust FTW
My IG, check it out! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/310231.page#1824393
5000 points
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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Lord Maverick was now seated in his command chair. The maps were drawn, the fortresses manned, and the guns primed. The Thrust-Corps was standing by for war.


EDIT:

P.s. HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHA. Can I claim that kill as my own, or did they eliminate themselves, technically?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/12 18:50:53


Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





Colne, England

Sir I concede defeat.

BUT luckily I had the presence of mind to leap while exiting thus ensuring my safe arrival into the hanger and allowing my daringly heroic escape to continue.

Brb learning to play.

 
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Maverick closed the hangar doors. with twenty feet of concrete separating mozzy and the world, there was no way out. The ship door closed, and there was no way out but down for him now.

(OOC - jump to your death or sit and wait the war out... your choice? pahahha)

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





As coc0 stepped onto the ramp of Niko's thunderhawk. The pods rained down in a different area of Thrustabon. (I'll make a map of this new area in a few minutes, the other one is getting boring.) They crashed down to the ground and marines disgorged preparing for combat.


As Niko's thunderhawk took off from the medical frigate they could see a golden lance strike come from the planet's surface and strike it's hull. Several small explosions rocked the ship on the outside after which the entire thing blew out of existence in a purple-blue fireball.

(OOC - i trust that maverick's cyclonic torpedo loaded deathstrike will finish off the rest of the fleet.)
   
Made in gb
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





Colne, England

It's only concrete I'll chip my way out using my daemon sword.

or leap back into your ship and burst out heroically later on

Brb learning to play.

 
   
Made in gb
Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader






Who wants to know?

GOODIE, NEW MAP!!

Pelvic Thrust FTW
My IG, check it out! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/310231.page#1824393
5000 points
2500 points
Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





(OOC - could someone give me a link to the guide of how to upload a pic on dakka? Can't find it)
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Maverick looked to the skies. If the space marines were coming down, he'd bring their ships down too.

Firing his deathstrike cyclonic torpedos at the fleet, the ships disintegrated, and fell towards the space marine base, a hailstorm of parts and ships falling towards the marine LZ.

(OOC - that's not you fooked, tell thje story of how the marines avoid the hellstorm )

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





(OOC - i trust magically dropping a void shield generator won't work this time?)
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

OOC - mozzy, you aint getting back into the ship, or out. I will, however, let you join US?

Alternatively, you can leap to your death and i'll let you respawn at coc0's forces? xD ahahahaha

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

OOC - if you can set it up in under 20 seconds, then yes.

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





Colne, England

That's one of my many amazing talelents

Brb learning to play.

 
   
 
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