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Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

These were showcased in my buddies thread a while back, but here are some WIP shots I had that he didn't.
These are what we came up with to get 2 demon princes out of one box. Needed legs, I had some extras. Needed a back piece, too, so I used a genestealer spine. Enjoy.


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Yeah, those are flesh hooks on the hive guard's gun.
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Nurgling a rhino with tyranid bits? Yep.

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Painted an based. Mr Waternoose from monsters inc?

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Scuttle, scuttle.

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This is the other demon. All washes, 10 mins.

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Space Wolf and the big bad piggies.

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Repost, this time sans bad words.

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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
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Longtime Dakkanaut





Scotland

Just to clarify:

Wall of text - Wahhlll - Uvv - Terkstt

When someone tries to write oneself out of a corner with a bombardment of festidiously edited but altogether futile and often contradictory demagogeary

Enough with the walls of text! Lets enjoy Tyranid genitals together, around the warming campfire of Doomthumbs' imagination.

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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!



 
   
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe

Perkustin wrote:Tyranid genitals around the warming campfire


That would make a fine objective marker.


The washed demon looks good; and that Tyranid Prince is ace.

There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
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Scotland

Nerivant wrote:
Perkustin wrote:Tyranid genitals around the warming campfire


That would make a fine objective marker.


The washed demon looks good; and that Tyranid Prince is ace.


This

I know you don't do requests but....

Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!



 
   
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Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

poda_t wrote:Hey doomthumbs, all this penis talk made me think of a spore-tower releasing swarms of rippers.


I will make it so. Thank you for the very coherent and cogent argument you made. I feel like I owe you this one. The tower will be sufficiently phallic, I assure you.
Lebaron, I'll take a request from you as well, if I can. The we ride for Doomthumbs pic made my GF a little jealous. "Oh what fresh hell is this...."
Tavoittamaton, same deal. Nice use of spoilers so people that aren't interested in the trolling (I suspect there are a few) can glaze over it. I read it though.
You guys pretty much summed up my feelings on the matter, while I slept,
And you did it with proper grammar, which brings a goddamn tear to my eye.

Heres some more models I converted.


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Perkustin wrote:I know you don't do requests but....


Slow nodding. I'll do that. Maybe rippers roasting them on a stick?
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Painting progress. I've magnetized the genitals. A first?

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Used to be fridge magnets. I needed the magnets.

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When I fail IB, I go "Berserk"

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Ripper Thanksgiving.

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Ahm Rip James, betches.

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Sans Gants.

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Boogety Boogety. Ymgarls.

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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
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Washington USA

MOAR

“Yesss! Just as planned!”
–Spoken by Xi’aquan, Lord of Change, in its death throes  
   
Made in us
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Ex nihilo

My fingers though! They're at bloody nubs!
Must... slavishly... please.... fans...

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in us
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Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe

Doomthumbs wrote:My fingers though! They're at bloody nubs!


Perfect. Then you can paint while you model.

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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Oh. Stinging regret for letting it slip that I use blood for a shader wash...

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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Giggling Nurgling





Texas

Am absolutely loving the minis DT.
As a fellow Texan, I for one am proud our great state houses such genius as this.


pretre wrote:That should be the new RAW rule. 'Ask a Farmville Guy'

What I'm working on 
   
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Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Druff wrote:As a fellow Texan, I for one am proud our great state houses such genius as this.


Haha, yeah, Texas kind of has a bad rep. I'm always surprised at the people that equate Texas instantly with rednecked bigots from the sticks.
I live in Houston, 4th largest city in the US. Ive never seen a tumbleweed or owned a horse.

I did make a Zoidberg ripper out of daemonette parts and gs. Love me some Futurama, and am working on the whole cast conceptually.
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"Your music is bad, and you should feel bad!"


Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

poda_t wrote:Hey doomthumbs, all this penis talk made me think of a spore-tower releasing swarms of rippers.


Hmmm... casting about my work area for materials. Ok, I think I can make this work in the next five minutes, sure.

I'll need: Handful of rippers, a trygon hole/crater, a scrap of hot glue chaff that is sufficiently wide, and a partially completed duct tape rose.

::construction noises::

Splooooooge. Needs some paint, but I think it works. And its not too suggestive or horrifying, is it?
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Raw materials gathered!

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Hey, check out who

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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Oh, and I just stumbled across this picture.

Keep your imaginations alive, kids! Read a book, or at least a wikihow every now and then.
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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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Colorado Springs, Co.

I get bored a lot and GiMP tends to fill the gap. Also, I think all the DT pics are a bit of fanboy mixed with "HEY! YOU! TROLLS! BEGONE!".

I get to add to the army? Sweet hell... well, damn, it's not left my head all day so I'll toss it out there; a Dominatrix (S&M) Lictor with a 'pack' of rippers. Because, seriously, what tight, leather clad lady doesn't need equally scary dogs?
   
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Ex nihilo

Haha yeah, ok, I'll do that. I'll have her dominating some guardsman.

Goig to a bits swap later this week so I'll really be able to get you the most "Bang" for my buck if I can't come up wth something from my bit box.

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Haha I found the perfect bits.
Check out these legs. Long, slender legs that will go aaallll the way up. Gonna put some stiletto heels on these suckers.




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Cheesecat wrote: I don't like the wasp thing mainly because I hate getting stung and I have an irrational fear of them.


You are the EXACT type of person I want to play!
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Vintage!

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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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Nurgle Predator Driver with an Infestation





Colorado Springs, Co.

Perfect!
   
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Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe

Can't wait to see what you do with the flesh hooks.

There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Wow. 15,000 pageviews. Seems like just yesterday I was shaking in my boots with both fear and expectancy of being shut down, run out of town on a rail.
Instead, you guys are just as twisted as I'd hoped you would be. So to celebrate, and possibly cap off content extravaganza day (I may have more left in me yet!) I'm going to post a detailed WIP from start to finish so you guys can get a sense of how I'm converting these. Maybe even apply some of what I'll try and teach you to your own models. Now, you don't necessarily need to make yours look like mine (you can if you so desire, but be prepared to take some heat), but this isn't wizardry. Its very basic bending, hacking apart and gluing of models. Hopefully it will inspire you with confidence to destroy your own models in order to build something even better.
Oh, and its a comissioned by request model too. Same day work. Here we go!

LeBaron wrote:I'll toss it out there; a Dominatrix (S&M) with a 'pack' of rippers. Because, seriously, what tight, leather clad lady doesn't need equally scary dogs?

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At one point I liked this model...Scrap it!

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Hacked off the Tau legs for the greater good.

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This guardsman is gonna have a bad day.

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Lets use some fire to bring him to his knees.

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His feet got ripped off, but thats ok.

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Attaching the legs...

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And to the base they go! Wait... ripper dog..

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Sit! Sit! BAD ripper!

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Aaaand thats about done! Paint and base later... maybe.

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Toenail clips, Cuticle snips, Krazy glue, razor


Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in us
Nurgle Predator Driver with an Infestation





Colorado Springs, Co.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, that's what I requested! I'm giddy now!
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

At your service.
This may be the only time ever that Tyranids beat someone with a vehicle. Well, part of one...
Glad you enjoy. I didn't have a spare lictor laying around (they went in the garbage with 5e) but I did hack apart another relatively cool model for you.

Heres an overhead shot. I'm going to put a suicide pill in his left hand. That was actually the most complicated part, carving out his palm with the razor.
When I paint it, I'll do black and water effects down the first leg section, then fleshtones for the rest of the leg to give a skintight leathery look.
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A view to a kill.

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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in us
Ferocious Blood Claw




New Brighton, Minnesota

I think you should make one where an IG is being melted by that acid gun... thing.
That'd be nifty.



 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Acid spray? Thats usually only on big bugs.
I'd love to do that, but maybe on a smaller scale, like just a melting guardsman.
No offense, but if I'm doing requests, I'm not going to make a T-fex in order to melt a guardsman model.

Waaaaaait.....

I WILL do a T-Bag fex though.....
::rummage, rummage::
I'll have it on your desk by Monday.

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in gb
Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord







Wow, a teenage heartthrob in the thread.
Spoiler:



I like the look of that ymgarl genestealer, any more pics?

   
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New Brighton, Minnesota

Doomthumbs wrote:Acid spray? Thats usually only on big bugs.
I'd love to do that, but maybe on a smaller scale, like just a melting guardsman.
No offense, but if I'm doing requests, I'm not going to make a T-fex in order to melt a guardsman model.

Waaaaaait.....

I WILL do a T-Bag fex though.....
::rummage, rummage::
I'll have it on your desk by Monday.

Now I want the acid coming out of a dong.
I am so very mature.



 
   
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe

Dan the Viking wrote:
Now I want the acid coming out of a dong.
I am so very mature.


Acid is too obvious.

Now, a laser burning through a Guardsman, that's subtle.

There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.  
   
Made in us
Long-Range Black Templar Land Speeder Pilot






UT

Spoiler:
So, Count Clarify, we will go through this so that all the points you have brought up can be laid to rest.

First off; "though I think this is giving to much credibility to him simply gluing a dick to an insect, as these are actual works of art." is an attack on him, personally. You seem to be missing this. It's as if I walked up to you, spit in your eye and then wondered why everyone seemed upset with me. You always want to "clarify" which seems to relate to 'I wasn't being a dick and/or attacking him, it just came out really dickish and/or personally attacking, there for, you guys are wrong and I'm still right'. Also, supporting your "argument", as you put it, that this place should be locked because you think it's offensive and in a public place (welcome to the internet) is also a joke. People can see the NSFW sign before entering and, if they decide to come in, are accepting that the things inside are not of a gentle nature and, if they do not like what is here, they can leave. It'd be like walking into a strip joint, staying till closing time and then complaining because you saw naked ladies. It's laughable at minimum.

You have also asked 'where do we draw the line' because, well, I guess you're curious. It's a thin line and we walk it oh so very well. It's like posters in your thread; most know when enough is enough and stop. They do not stop because they were told or because something is keeping them from it, they stop because they know that either the topic is over or they dislike where it is going. Any form of media is the same. TV shows, movies, games, comics, ect. They all know when the topic is over and it's time to move onto something new. Now, others will keep at it till they die and that is where we draw the line. I guess it would amount to "If you know when to stop, come on in. If not, stay out". Most know where the line is drawn and don't tempt it. We are most. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us. Always... wait, what were we talking about again?

Oh, right, the 'points'. Onward then.

You were 'called out' because you were trying to call out Doomthumbs' lack of painting with a statement that was not as grammatically correct as this but with the same gist "I don't see any models painted to TTQ and if they are it's bare minimum". That got DT to look in your personal gallery and point out the paint job on your models with only one being close to that TTQ standard (thought it wasn't done either). Since then, you've gotten better and, though this is belated, good for you. But, really, don't talk bad on someone for the same thing you do. And, yes, we know, you paint better now, not the point. 'Worry about the log in your own eye before the splinter in your brother's'. Not exact but more or less.

And, as Doomthumbs has said before, who/what gives you the right to say what is and is not art? No one and nothing. Art, much like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. So, let me clarify this for you: you can not force your opinion here. Because you don't think it's art, does not mean it's not art. Because you don't like what he does, doesn't make it bad. If you don't like it, you can leave. I hope this issue has been thoroughly clarified so there is no confusion on any one's part.


First off; "though I think this is giving to much credibility to him simply gluing a dick to an insect, as these are actual works of art." is an attack on him, personally. You seem to be missing this.


I said its giving him to much credibility is not 'spitting in his eye.' He himself says it is pornographic, therefore by definition is not art.

You have also asked 'where do we draw the line' because, well, I guess you're curious. It's a thin line and we walk it oh so very well. It's like posters in your thread; most know when enough is enough and stop. They do not stop because they were told or because something is keeping them from it, they stop because they know that either the topic is over or they dislike where it is going. Any form of media is the same. TV shows, movies, games, comics, ect.


the difference being that every media you listed is controlled to make sure that it does not allow pornography into hands of minors. Dakka Dakka does not require you to be 18 to sign up therefor no pornography of any kind should be allowed on the website.

You were 'called out' because you were trying to call out Doomthumbs' lack of painting with a statement that was not as grammatically correct as this but with the same gist "I don't see any models painted to TTQ and if they are it's bare minimum". That got DT to look in your personal gallery and point out the paint job on your models with only one being close to that TTQ standard (thought it wasn't done either). Since then, you've gotten better and, though this is belated, good for you. But, really, don't talk bad on someone for the same thing you do. And, yes, we know, you paint better now, not the point. 'Worry about the log in your own eye before the splinter in your brother's'. Not exact but more or less.


first off Mathew 7:5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.
had you continued to read your bible...

Matthew 10:34-35

"Do not think that I have come to bring peace on earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and a man's foes will be those of his own household."

but to the point he was relying on misinformation to attack me. then stating my model is as bland as oatmeal and that being an excuse to dismiss it. when talking about the skill needed to do it in no point did it matter if he liked it or not. the fact being that it is of higher skill then he has shown in this thread.

And, as Doomthumbs has said before, who/what gives you the right to say what is and is not art? No one and nothing. Art, much like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. So, let me clarify this for you: you can not force your opinion here. Because you don't think it's art, does not mean it's not art. Because you don't like what he does, doesn't make it bad. If you don't like it, you can leave. I hope this issue has been thoroughly clarified so there is no confusion on any one's part.


and let me clarify this too you: I have no intention of forcing my point. in a public forum everyones position is as valid as anyone else's. he has stated that it is a pornographic thread, it is be definition not art..

next please

Spoiler:
I see that, having run out of steam to run on, you turn to other sources to make yourself appear more intelligent. Alright, lets go there.

What you fail to realize is that the scrawling of mad-men who define words fail in capturing the way others feel about something. One man's trash is another mans gold. The above is a clear cut case of gold for all of us, except apparently you. Of course, opinion is a fiddly thing, and the majority of those following this thread share in the appreciation of Doom Thumbs' content.

Further, the examples of art you have posted, are all clear examples of classical art, which is all well and fair, but you appear to have taken no consideration of post-modern art. You may not have noticed, but we are in fact living in a post-modern world. Doom Thumbs is at liberty to express his personal self in whichever way he chooses, and if that method entails injecting crude humor into a game steeped in the darkness of bloody war-stained future, then that's his to do. I look at the content he posts to this site and while I hold issue with it, it posts clear examples of innovation that I myself am tempted to use. Considering that a good deal of people are incapable of even doing water effects, DoomThumbs is well ahead because I am envious of what he can do. Either way I fail to see how his choice in self-expression illegitimzes what he does, because it is in the end a productively creative effort. Most of the people that pick up the 40K hobby don't come up with very much that is creative or innovative in what they do, painting, and repainting armies the same color of red, applying a different trim to arrive at either a Khornate force, either marine or daemonic, or a blood angel force, or a red corsairs force, etc. I have seen a great many tyranids, painted with outstanding skill, were it not, by my opinion, for the fact that the colors were unnatural, unorganic and clashed. I was thoroughly displeased with what I felt was an offense to those models, but appreciated that my opinion had little to do with his or anyone else enjoying those models, or what he did with them. The argument that it ought to be kept in private if it is offensive to one or two people is invalid. That does not breed tolerance, it breeds intolerance and ignorance. Just as I have no right to ridicule or demean a person who I feel offensively paints models or wastes canvas does not grant me the power to demand them shut up, shut off, removed and ostracized. I can make my opinion, but that does not entitle in anyone else having to share it. You have made your opinion already but chosen to insist carrying on ramming this thread to the top of the list every odd couple of minutes, as well as risk getting it locked for steering it so badly off-topic, for, using your own words, failing to provide anything of artistic merit related to the content of this thread. You have also succeeded in embarrassing everyone here publicly for dragging us along on your adventure.

Let us be clear with this, that although you may not appreciate the above, and call the above obscene, on account of these having little or no artistic merit, I direct you to the work of Cy Twombly, a celebrated artist, and yet, viewing his paintings, I firmly insist that the excrement he puts on canvas is an insult to art, yet my opinion of his work did not see his paintings removed from the Del Prado National Museum.

I have also observed that none of the images you posted were in any way recent. I tried digging through your threads to find links to other images, but again, found very little that displayed your superior painting prowess to any appreciable degree, or innovative use of existing kits. You ridicule us for showing not improvement in skill or progression, but don't provide anything yourself to be evaluated on.

Let me dissect your second dictionary definition banded around earlier. "Art", as you have defined there, clearly satisfies what DoomThumbs is producing. It is quite clear that a certain amount of pre-meditation and concentration goes into his work, otherwise, the models would be a mess of glue and random parts, and yet, what he produces contains a method and a clarity to it. At a simple level, it can be appealing for its crude humor, but others can find it appealing for, as you have defined, its clearly non-ordinary significance. You use the word "Art" in an elitist method that would see you offend a child, but yet, when a child scrawls on paper, we are all in unanimous agreement that that scrawling, however undecipherable, is indeed art.

You also band the word Vulgar around, pretending you have the power of knowledge imbued in your veins. And yet, the art you showed contained nudity, and violence, two things which at base can be considered to be vulgar. Let us track back to the romantic period in history, where there is a sudden burst of the nude form. I guarantee you, that before this period, the display of the naked human form was quite vulgar and offensive. Consider also Francisco de Goya, who produced art of great quality. Consider also that later in his life the art he produced became progressively darker and more vulgar as as his life went on. You mean to tell me, that his painting of Cronus eating his children, is of no merit for the fact that it is vulgar?


What you fail to realize is that the scrawling of mad-men who define words fail in capturing the way others feel about something. One man's trash is another mans gold. The above is a clear cut case of gold for all of us, except apparently you. Of course, opinion is a fiddly thing, and the majority of those following this thread share in the appreciation of Doom Thumbs' content.


personal attack, however it is not that pornography has no place in the world, if dakka dakka required you to be 18 to sign up or had an explicit forum I would have no fault. however because it has neither, and the owner has stated it is in fact pornography, it should be deleted. opinion is a fiddly thing, luckily the Terms of Use is not. and the idea that because everyone that likes it likes it, is self apparent. those that want this thread removed have left or do not post to avoid the thread. thats why I'm here.

Further, the examples of art you have posted, are all clear examples of classical art, which is all well and fair, but you appear to have taken no consideration of post-modern art. You may not have noticed, but we are in fact living in a post-modern world. Doom Thumbs is at liberty to express his personal self in whichever way he chooses, and if that method entails injecting crude humor into a game steeped in the darkness of bloody war-stained future, then that's his to do. I look at the content he posts to this site and while I hold issue with it, it posts clear examples of innovation that I myself am tempted to use. Considering that a good deal of people are incapable of even doing water effects, DoomThumbs is well ahead because I am envious of what he can do. Either way I fail to see how his choice in self-expression illegitimzes what he does, because it is in the end a productively creative effort. Most of the people that pick up the 40K hobby don't come up with very much that is creative or innovative in what they do, painting, and repainting armies the same color of red, applying a different trim to arrive at either a Khornate force, either marine or daemonic, or a blood angel force, or a red corsairs force, etc. I have seen a great many tyranids, painted with outstanding skill, were it not, by my opinion, for the fact that the colors were unnatural, unorganic and clashed. I was thoroughly displeased with what I felt was an offense to those models, but appreciated that my opinion had little to do with his or anyone else enjoying those models, or what he did with them. The argument that it ought to be kept in private if it is offensive to one or two people is invalid. That does not breed tolerance, it breeds intolerance and ignorance. Just as I have no right to ridicule or demean a person who I feel offensively paints models or wastes canvas does not grant me the power to demand them shut up, shut off, removed and ostracized. I can make my opinion, but that does not entitle in anyone else having to share it. You have made your opinion already but chosen to insist carrying on ramming this thread to the top of the list every odd couple of minutes, as well as risk getting it locked for steering it so badly off-topic, for, using your own words, failing to provide anything of artistic merit related to the content of this thread. You have also succeeded in embarrassing everyone here publicly for dragging us along on your adventure.


I intentionally did not use post modern art for that very reason, this forum has no age restrictions on who can see its content and no one has to even log in to see this page. it is not art because he self identified it as pornography when starting the thread. whatever you feel gets you excited does not mean it is acceptable. I'm not dragging anyone along anywhere, this thread is in clear violation and I am working to show that 'letting it stay open' is a mistake. I'm by far not the only one that feels this way, but in the end the rules should be clear.

Let us be clear with this, that although you may not appreciate the above, and call the above obscene, on account of these having little or no artistic merit, I direct you to the work of Cy Twombly, a celebrated artist, and yet, viewing his paintings, I firmly insist that the excrement he puts on canvas is an insult to art, yet my opinion of his work did not see his paintings removed from the Del Prado National Museum.


its art because it requires skill, follows the rules of design, and is aesthetically pleazing. regardless it is just color on a canvas, it is NOT however pornographic or vulgar.

I have also observed that none of the images you posted were in any way recent. I tried digging through your threads to find links to other images, but again, found very little that displayed your superior painting prowess to any appreciable degree, or innovative use of existing kits. You ridicule us for showing not improvement in skill or progression, but don't provide anything yourself to be evaluated on.


my skill as an artist holds no bearing on this discussion, as I do not use dakka dakka but rarely because threads like this are allowed I post my content on the 40k radio forums. however if you wish to actually see my work and are not a part of those forums it can be seen here.
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v237/wash_away/
and as for DT questioning if you look in the album owner it is the same name as my account on here, you would have also seen that if you'd looked at the source link for the original image I posted. I didn't update dakka gallery because if this thread is the kind of content dakka is going to allow I don't plan on returning.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v237/wash_away/?action=view¤t=031.jpg

if your going to challenge my models vs DT I"m not interested, if you really want to go there we'll post on CMON and see what that decides.

Let me dissect your second dictionary definition banded around earlier. "Art", as you have defined there, clearly satisfies what DoomThumbs is producing. It is quite clear that a certain amount of pre-meditation and concentration goes into his work, otherwise, the models would be a mess of glue and random parts, and yet, what he produces contains a method and a clarity to it. At a simple level, it can be appealing for its crude humor, but others can find it appealing for, as you have defined, its clearly non-ordinary significance. You use the word "Art" in an elitist method that would see you offend a child, but yet, when a child scrawls on paper, we are all in unanimous agreement that that scrawling, however undecipherable, is indeed art.


elitist has become a new buzz term to define people of credibility and intelligence in a field that they don't understand the 'common folk' as you do here. simply by producing a product requires a level of pre-meditation and concentration. a child scrawling on paper is art in the fact that it is aesthetically pleasing to people who see it (or namely the parents) and a very limited outside audience. thats of little significance because it is not pornography. any quality of work is allowed on dakka, its the nature of this 'project' that is offensive.

You also band the word Vulgar around, pretending you have the power of knowledge imbued in your veins. And yet, the art you showed contained nudity, and violence, two things which at base can be considered to be vulgar. Let us track back to the romantic period in history, where there is a sudden burst of the nude form. I guarantee you, that before this period, the display of the naked human form was quite vulgar and offensive. Consider also Francisco de Goya, who produced art of great quality. Consider also that later in his life the art he produced became progressively darker and more vulgar as as his life went on. You mean to tell me, that his painting of Cronus eating his children, is of no merit for the fact that it is vulgar?


I do in fact hold the power of dictionary.com and the proper definition as you do as well. to put you in a little perspective the second half the the 18th century is hardly a long time ago. the library of alexandria had as much knowledge as we do know about the human condition and psychology, before it was burned to the ground by sexist bigots or "The decree of Coptic Pope Theophilus in AD 391;" However even the very talented and inspiring work of Goya is in itself not vulgar.

1.
characterized by ignorance of or lack of good breeding or taste: vulgar ostentation.
2.
indecent; obscene; lewd: a vulgar work; a vulgar gesture.
3.
crude; coarse; unrefined: a vulgar peasant

it shows a great skill with painting, an understanding of laws of design and relevence to his time. it is not crude, ignorant, or vulgar.




now the the OP

Your verbal diarrhea, laden with misspellings and attempts at big boy words does absolutely zero to impress me, or anyone else, when you can't even use those words right.

personal attack, show me where I misused them?

Now, regardless of the fact that the above sounds cool due to rhyming, "Hand Waiving" is not an actual term.
"Your" mini is hosted on a photobucket account, and looks very similar to almost every other model out there. Its a nice paintjob, if it is indeed yours, don't get me wrong. Its just that the stance and general originality of the figure is about as bland as air flavored oatmeal. Also, its hosted offsite, so you are either A) detracting from Dakka pageviews, hurting the website you claim to like, or B) Unwilling to put it in your gallery because its not really yours. Your gallery still shows the same 27 very low quality images. I fully grasp the concept that you find my work distasteful. Do you understand that everyone else is laughing at you, writing essay length critiques of your critiques, while the content hungry starve to death?
Even Kingcracker, who I've lambasted publicly several times, has come back forced to admit that the modeling is actually pretty cool. And you know what? So is he. So please drop it.
And though its a matter of opinion, like all art critiques, I still think my ork I painted is more appealing than your fig you submitted as the best in the thread.


http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hand+waving+logical+fallacy

Hand waiving: is drawing or assuming conclusions without evidence. Outside of an argument, it typically refers to skipping over a complex explanation or assuming it is obvious. E.g., "Sam did a lot of HandWaving when asked how the rendering engine would work."

thats fine I disagree with you because it is not designed to stand out or overshadow the other more elaborate models in my army. as I said before I do not use dakka because of threads like yours I instead go to private forums where threads like this are deleted. If you doubt my credibility you should first look at the source link to the image.

you seam to think because a few people think I'm wrong while parading the dicks in your thread means everyone is laughing at me, I've in fact received pm's of support from other members. I care very little that you want to satisfy what you think is a need for this kind of work on dakka. I'm not saying it didn't take a long time to make your models, I'm not saying it didn't require a lot of resources to do so, I'm saying they don't belong in a public forum. you don't have to run and hide or destroy them. just remove them from this thread.

like all art critiques, I still think my ork I painted is more appealing than your fig you submitted as the best in the thread


if you think so thats what web sites like CMON are for. I have no problem with that but I have every problem with your offensive models.

Wow. 15,000 pageviews. Seems like just yesterday I was shaking in my boots with both fear and expectancy of being shut down,


don't worry there's still time.

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I said its giving him to much credibility is not 'spitting in his eye.' He himself says it is pornographic, therefore by definition is not art.


Not true. The art of ancient cultures in often depicts sexual topics, from masturbation to orgies.

Also, your quoting of scripture and need to cry out against pornographic material are evidence that you're letting your religion override your self restraint. Just walk away from the thread if you don't like its contents. You can pretend its not here.

Also, it's clearly, clearly labeled NSFW. If you aren't comfortable with these sort of things, why did you click on it?

Also, I reported you for spam.

Have a nice night.

Also, if you wish to continue your valiant efforts to have this thread removed, we can discuss this all night. I don't sleep, I just get an oil change every 15000 posts.

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