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Declare war on the orks who were in a box on the other side of the...

farmyard, in the pigpen with a big fortress of doom...

The orks yelled WAHHHH and shot a mega lazor at the cat

The Cat, in turn, revealed it's special weapons...

that backfired and killed the cat

But the cat had served its purpose and got the marines into strike range.

with their new landbattleship, littany of littany's littany

...which bombed the Ork's box - fortress with Littany kitty litter until they were all humanely suffocated.
Now- Where to find the Marine's lazy owner?

in the barn working on his truck

..is where the scouts reported his last position.

Then a huge...

...mother noticed the toy soldiers all over the floor and binned them.

But they all climbed out of the bin and used a Banana skin as a drop-pod to exit the bin.....

"We are needed to find der owner" said the sargent, who recived a head injury apon exiting the bin. "look, overd der it's a...

titanic motherasaurus rex!

The scouts prepared to do battle with the beast.

it grabbed a broom and started to smash them to peices...

But out of the bin exited a WARLORD CLASS TITAN!!!!!!

..but it didn't need to attack because, at that moment, the telephone rang and the mothersaurus was instantly distracted.
Picking up the stragglers, the marines made their escape.

Then the Dad came out!

But he was oblivious to all but his newspaper and coffee.
Meanwhile the marines from the closet had finished assembling a drop pod and a Thunderhawk.

And then a huge Nurgle infested....

...sister stalked into the room.

Her looming victory was short lived, however, as mighty thundering shattered the windows of the building. A massive foot stepped next to the broken windows causing a huge earthquake. Its stair-toes were deploying thousands upon thousands of Skitarii to the back yard. The Imperator Titan had arrived...

The End.




(kidding)


... and opened fire on all of them.

, just in time for the holidays.

because a 30 foot tall santa claus death robot appeared...

And gave everyone...

..a good reason to go run and hide.
He was armored in steel from his guns to his head.
And he had a bad smell, like something was dead.
With a bloody red paintjob, all blotchy and splattery,
And eyes that would glow, (if you put in the batteries).

With this threat the angry marines...