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**snurl**

..sprang to their bikes when the sarge blew his whistle,
And away they all flew after launching some missiles.
But I heard them exclaim as they warped out of sight,
"

**ZOMBIE CAT**

"egad, somebody put the flux capasitor in backwords!!!"

**snurl**

The following blast propelled the marines through time and space and deposited them....

**Battle Brother Ambrosius**

...into the realm of the Warp. Suddenly, they saw the light of Sanguinius, who had been reincarnated and...

**snurl**

...called them to him.

**ZOMBIE CAT**

" FEEED MEEEE" it said....

**zman111**

as it morphed into a greater demon of slannesh

**snurl**

So the marines were happy to oblige and fed it a few missiles, guided straight into its mouths.

**loner**

and it burst apart into little nurglings?!

**snurl**

The nurglings fought back with small rocks and harsh language, but it was not enough. Soon they were.....

**Ogryn**

Killed with a huge...

**snurl**

...pair of space marine terminator feet. They were stamped into a pastey goo and were stamped some more until they were just oily stains on the tarmac.

**LoneLictor**

The Marines began to gag and cough as Nurgle's poxes took hold. Suddenly, the goo formed into...

**ZOMBIE CAT**

A cake.... a MASSIVE green cake that looked so delicious and moist....

**loner**

and a Slaaneshi deamonette burst out of it.

**snurl**

....and it was so cool to watch that GW made a miniature out of it. But the figure caused pages of controversy on internet forums such as DAKKA because of its many boobies. This fuss eventually caused a rip in the fabric of reality itself, allowing denziens of the rift to invade.....

**Ogryn**

With massive...

**snurl**

CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS, of course.

**Ogryn**

And then the Renegade Enforcer Bob came back and began to.....

**CthuluIsSpy**

dance the macarena.
It's Super Effective!
Loyalist Guardsmen are confused.

**snurl**

...but not for long- they recognise the taint when they see it and....

**Ogryn**

Begin to gather up a horde and....

**loner**

danced to thriller all night.

**snurl**

The next morning when the dancing was done....

**Ogryn**

A group of Harlequins came out and danced a great epic!

**loner**

Ogryn wrote:A group of Harlequins came out and danced a great epic!

But oh no! A...

**snurl**

...Great big horrible...

**Ogryn**

Giant Squig....

**snurl**

..blasted through the wall like Kool-aid and swallowed them all. Oh Yeah!

**Ogryn**

But then a magically warped...