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**Chowderhead**

Creed looked over the battlefield as his CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS were doing his work, and he chomped on his cigar in a victorious way.

**snurl**

But his cigar morphed into a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT and crushed his head with a rum-dipped aroma.

**black templar**

Then all the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT exploded.

**Coolyo294**

Only to reform moments later.

**Asherian Command**

Then hundreds more appear in orbit.

**snurl**

But suddenly, they all stopped. Their crews disembarked and looked upwards, staring at a strange light in the sky. It looked like......

**black templar**

ORBITAL STRIKE CRUSHED ALL UNDER IT!!!

**snurl**

As the rising sun shone through the smoking ruins of the planet surface, a single living blade of grass poked through the rubble.......

**Lord Magnus**

To which an inquisitor responded by issuing Exterminatus, because to survive that, the blade of grass was clearly tainted by chaos

**Coolyo294**

And that Exterminatus consisted of millions of CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS crushing the planet under their bulk.

**Ogryn**

But then another Exterminatus came down. Suddenly..

**Coolyo294**

This one also consisted of CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS!

**Ogryn**

And then. Someone randomly checked Forgeworld, which came out with a MEGA AWESOME....

**Coolyo294**

PRAETOR ARMOURED ASSAULT LAUNCHER, which proceeded to bombard everything!

**snurl**

Next, it started to rain.

**black templar**

With Necrons...

**Lord Magnus**

And Drop pods, With Hormagants and Firewarriors.

**black templar**

And a reaver titan.....

**Lord Magnus**

And melta bombs, which blew the reaver titan to shreds..

**Coolyo294**

And then those shreds morphed into CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS!

**Ogryn**

Which were morphed into Chaos Titans!

**Coolyo294**

And then back into CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS!

**Ogryn**

And then again into Chaos Titans. But, just then, The Emperor came out of his coma! He rushed into the battlefield, destroying all of the CAATS!

**Coolyo294**

But as it turns out, the Emperor was nothing more then a giant CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!

**snurl**

(with a special trim package and leather seats)

**Ogryn**

But, as it turns out, Coolyo284 was nothing but a CAAT!

**snurl**

The Hive-Tyrant grinned. While all of the cattle were occupied with their CAAT toys, the Nid invasion force had already infiltrated throughout the system, and awaited the order to attack.

**Ogryn**

But then, a Pre-Heresy Death Guard marine morphed out of the warp, killing everything in sight!

**snurl**

Too bad he never saw the 'Nids until he was out of ammo.
Not even Tau Armored Recon Deployment Suits could stop them now.

**Ogryn**

But, this Plague marine was not just a master of Plague. He took off his helmet, showing a deformed clown face. This could mean only one thing.....FITZZ! (Not FITZZ, just his avatar

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