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**snurl**

..Baal Pedator drove through the hole in the wall and blasted everything to smithereens.

**Ogryn**

Then an Eldar....

**snurl**

..wave serpent blew through the blast doors and commenced the most pitiful display of parallel parking ever witnessed by man or xenos.

**loner**

So the Inquisition gave him a ticket!

**snurl**

But the Eldar pilot was very offended that his parking should be critiqued by a mere human. He brooded for awhile and then........

**loner**

snurl wrote:But the Eldar pilot was very offended that his parking should be critiqued by a mere human. He brooded for awhile and then........

Cried like a little baby!

**snurl**

The Inquisitor who wrote the ticket then did the honorable thing and shot the eldar pilot through the back of his skull.

**DickBandit**

And then proceeded to shoot his own men for morale but then

**DeadlySquirrel**

he had a Vietnam style flashback about...

**snurl**

...A chick he met at A bar on Medusa V. It was wrong and he knew it, but....

**DeadlySquirrel**

... But he couldn't help being a closet furry...

**snurl**

..and always kept her tail close to his...

**DeadlySquirrel**

...fully loaded bolt pistol, just in case...

**snurl**

..he ..got...that...URGE..again..

**Mr. Burning**

It was making him sweat, the thought of those lonely nights....

**snurl**

..in the jungles with the screaming of the mosquitoes buzzing in his head. Not now, he thought as he tried to shake it off. Not. ever. again.
As he came back to the present he blinked his red rimmed eyes and looked around, suddenly shocked awake by........

**Mr. Burning**

..the cold touch of metal, something insistently pressing on his most glorious..

**LunaHound**

..BFG then he heard a snip, he was castrated and bleeding profusely like a side walk fire hydrant that was knocked over by a car

**DeadlySquirrel**

Driven by the one and only...

**Toast36**

...Green Arrow who promptly called super hero-insuarance.com who...

**snurl**

...Immediatly revoked his policy.