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The Renegade Enforcer tore at the Imperial Guard, accompanied by his Renegade command squad. He roared, swinging his Power Sword into a Storm trooper, who was easily decapitated. Pulling out his Plasma Pistol, he prepared to fire. Suddenly...

....he was overrun by a squadron of baneblades and scraped aside by a following Russ with a 'dozer blade. The last thing through his mind was a steel track cleat.

...But he suprisingly survived, due to massive injury, and kept on fighting. He rushed up to a Chapter Master. Suddenly....

The Chapter Master casually backhands the Enforcer out of his way.

....The Enforcer summoned a Bloodthirster, and charged against the enemy. Then....

Suddenly, Grey Knights! Thousands of them!

The Enforcer wimped out, and ran away in terror. Suddenly, the Enforcer was torn open, and out came a terror, something destructive. An enormous Chaos Pony!

Which exploded, only to reveal hundreds of thousands of Imperial Baneblades!

The baneblades exploded, revealing that they were in fact CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS.

And out of those CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS came smaller CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS!

Really screwed now, the Enforcer (Who's name shall be Harold) had no idea what to do. He prayed to Tzeentch, who sent down a huge ray beam, destroying many CRASSIUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS. He then sent down a Silver Tower.

But as it turns out, the Silver Tower was just another, larger CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!

Which was hijacked by Harold! He happily drove it around, smiling. (He did not take his medication), and smushed many Imperials.

Then another CRASSUS ARMORED ASSUALT TRANSPORT appeared unloading hundreds of guardsmen, into a army of civilians cultists.

Harold stuck both thumbs up high into the air, causing him to lose control of his CAAT. He jumped out right as it exploded, firing his Bolt Pistol at the enemy.

Then Drop pods smashed to the ground, the hatches opened and hundreds of Black Templars pored out like a black tide slaying the traitor forces...

Suddenly, all of the Black Templars morphed into CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS!

Then a swarm of orks burst from the ground.

But as it turns out, they were fleeing from a pack of CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS!

and the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSUALT TRANSPORTS killed the orks and made CRASSUS ARMORED ASSUALT TRANSPORT babies with the ork spores

Suddenly a ball of cheese spawned kaldor draigo. The paladin grandmaster of red leicster

An enormous CAAT trudged forwards, revealing Care bears to be driving it!

The battlefield was an endless maze of Space Corridors and Industrial Towers, with a huge Flying Tricycle banner.(or was it Litko, I have to check)

Which caused the bloodthirst Care bears to hunt around for a victim. Suddenly....

More CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS appeared on the battlefield!

The Care bears quickly handcuffed Coolyo294, no longer enabling him to send in more CAATs.

But suddenly, CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS numbering in the thousands come to break him out!

But, Tzeentch changed the ways of time, no longer letting any CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS to come out, anywhere.

But the power of so many CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS was too much for Tzeentch, and they continued to materialize on the battlefield.

Suddenly, Harold morphed into a huge CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, and wrecked havoc.