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The nids waited behind a pile of wrecked CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT VEHICLES, and silently.....

But then a company of Ultramarines came out! Then...

they all soon turned out to be Alpha Legioniares in disguise joining forces with the nids to destroy the goto.

When the nids were done, there was nothing left to kill.

But then, a whole squad of Berzerkers came out....

CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS came thundering out of a Warp Portal like a herd of mechanical Buffalo!

Then, an Eldar Avatar came out! Suddenly...

It turns out he was just fleeing from more CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS!

But then, Chuck Norris came out! And swung his fist....

which was then deflected and Bruce lee killed him.

Which was fine until Warlord Ghazkull Thrakka's Waaugh! Showed up..........

But as it turned out, he was nothing more then a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT in disguise!

Which multiplied into more CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS....

until the whole universe was obliterated by the sheer awesomness of them!

And then the universe was reborn in 6 days in the image of the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. And on the 7th day the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT rested, and saw it was good.

Until the monkeys arrived, challenging the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT in an epic duel...

Suddenly, a giant Howling Banshee came out, screaming. Suddenly...

The CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT and the monkeys joined forces to fight the giant Spesse Elf. They fist-bumped afterwards

But then the monkey exploded!

And the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS thought "Just as Planned".

But then the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS exploded due to the sheer awesome of the dead monkeys!

But you cannot destroy a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, and it reformed shortly after it exploded.

But, The CAATs allowed themselves to be destroyed.

So the CAAT.s were destroyed. But then came...

A mega awesome....

ZUUL, MOTHER , ZUUL!

Which bought a coca cola, using a Bat credit card...

He bought a some explosives to fry the coke. Cause everyone knows that...

frying a cola makes a awesome doomsday explosive, which can...

help him rule the World OF COURSE!!