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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 19:47:38
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Ingelheim am Rhein, Germany
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Deadshot wrote:Keep your fingers crossed liquidjoshi. As my local friends would say
" Keep 'er lit."
He shall be my finest bear-fighter, the man with a book as a face. With sharp claws and massive paws shall he be mauled. He will be of steely nerve and named after a Special Rule of a Super-Sniper. In a leather jacket he will be armoured, and with the biggest stick shall he be armed. He will be seen on Youtube and Dakka, Animal Lovets International will hunt him down. He will have fines, court cases and Dakka popularity so that no man nor woman may say " Humans can't fight a bear!"
He is my bulwark against wild animals. He is my defence against the Grizzlies. He is Deadshot and he shall know no fear!!!!
he will rise to be a youtube legend
though through sucess or failure, we dont yet know....
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/01/24 19:54:23
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 19:48:45
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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Let's pray for success.
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 19:53:54
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Pious Warrior Priest
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When you open you underwear drawer in the morning and it's empty.
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Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.
http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 19:55:19
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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Oh don't get me started on that...
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 20:02:58
Subject: Re:You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Fixture of Dakka
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When you notice you've ran out of toilet paper... after you've finished your business.
When you come home to a shoebox full of models torn apart by a ravenous dog after you leave half a packet of mints in there.
(no casualties, a few broken arms but nothing a dab of glue can't fix)
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 22:10:35
Subject: Re:You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Hauptmann
In the belly of the whale.
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When you display every symptom of bipolar disorder...
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kestril wrote:The game is only as fun as the people I play it with.
"War is as natural to a man as maternity is to a woman." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 22:29:10
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Nasty Nob on a Boar
Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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When you still aren't clear whats happening. So wait Deadshot, you are fighting a grizzly bear unarmed and hoping to kill it with a nadshot?
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angel of ecstasy wrote:
You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 22:29:49
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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When self diagnose about 3 different menral disorders but the doctor tells you you know nothing.
I can tell I have exetreme paranoia. Just don't anyone.
I can tell I am depressive.
I can tell I have an overactive imagination/am delusional.
I just ignore it. I quite enjoyvthe delusions actually.
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 22:37:06
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Hauptmann
In the belly of the whale.
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Deadshot wrote:When self diagnose about 3 different menral disorders but the doctor tells you you know nothing.
I can tell I have exetreme paranoia. Just don't anyone.
I can tell I am depressive.
I can tell I have an overactive imagination/am delusional.
I just ignore it. I quite enjoyvthe delusions actually.
YKTSFW the only reason I am not pushing for a diagnosis is because it will prevent me from joining the army.
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kestril wrote:The game is only as fun as the people I play it with.
"War is as natural to a man as maternity is to a woman." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 23:31:28
Subject: Re:You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
The oceans of the world
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That sinking feeling when your school email won't work.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 23:42:12
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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Deadshot wrote:lowmanjason wrote:Deadshot wrote:
I was simply going to use superior agility. It can't move very fast of its hind legs, and can't turn sharply on all fours, so jusy keep moving. I also have the knowledge to know where to hit it. It will just try to attack. I know that a well timed and aimed strike to the throat will be painful and make it hard to breathe. A strike with a heavy object the base of the skull can kill it. A well placed kick in the knee will be sore and damage its leg. Once I get behind it just punch its tail to anger it and cause it to tire quicker. Simples.
a kick to the knee? lol
To the hind leg and the second joint. It would fall if it was on its hind legs and potentially cripple it if I kicked hard enough.
If you happen to be able to kick with the force of a car compressor, or the bear happens to be a leper, it could work. Otherwise it'll eat you.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 00:56:36
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Tunneling Trygon
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Anybody seen the end of Grizzly Man?
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Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 01:11:22
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Tunneling Trygon
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When you can't get on ShirtPunch.com
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Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 01:12:25
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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Squidmanlolz wrote:When you can't get on ShirtPunch.com
When you're not sure what that is, but assume it has something to do with shirts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 01:19:10
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Tunneling Trygon
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im2randomghgh wrote:Squidmanlolz wrote:When you can't get on ShirtPunch.com
When you're not sure what that is, but assume it has something to do with shirts.
They sell cool shirts, but only one type per day and only for 24 hours. If you miss out on a cool shirt, it's too late.
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Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 01:34:45
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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Squidmanlolz wrote:im2randomghgh wrote:Squidmanlolz wrote:When you can't get on ShirtPunch.com
When you're not sure what that is, but assume it has something to do with shirts.
They sell cool shirts, but only one type per day and only for 24 hours. If you miss out on a cool shirt, it's too late.
Okay.
Personally I'd like a nice tight, solid coloured shirt with soft material (Ã la A&F)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 02:23:03
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Nasty Nob on a Boar
Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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When every shirt you own was purchased for ten bucks at Kholes
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angel of ecstasy wrote:
You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 02:58:47
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Tunneling Trygon
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TheAngrySquig wrote:When every shirt you own was purchased for ten bucks at Kholes
Same. Well, close...
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Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 03:32:39
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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Squidmanlolz wrote:TheAngrySquig wrote:When every shirt you own was purchased for ten bucks at Kholes
Same. Well, close...
TIGHT SHIRTS
Show off the bod
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 03:35:40
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Nasty Nob on a Boar
Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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Haha, not me, I have what I like to call the laundry sack
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angel of ecstasy wrote:
You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 03:36:25
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Nasty Nob on a Boar
Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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But hey, I stay insulated, and my gf thinks I make a wonderful pillow
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angel of ecstasy wrote:
You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 03:53:33
Subject: Re:You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
Cruising in my CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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...When you die in mine craft and lost your diamonds in the lava
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I guarantee you that I'm not really as smart as the test says:
 Test Your IQ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 04:01:54
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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TheAngrySquig wrote:But hey, I stay insulated, and my gf thinks I make a wonderful pillow 
Yeah, I imagine it is uncomfortable cuddling with someone with a hard body. Wouldn't know what it feels like, because even really fit girls have considerably higher body fat % than men, and I am not about to cuddle with a man.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 04:02:30
Subject: Re:You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Lady of the Lake
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Should join the Dakka server if you haven't.
YKTSFW you get an album and one song goes for 28 minutes...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 04:10:36
Subject: Re:You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
Cruising in my CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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n0t_u wrote:Should join the Dakka server if you haven't.
YKTSFW you get an album and one song goes for 28 minutes...
Server for what game?
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I guarantee you that I'm not really as smart as the test says:
 Test Your IQ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 04:18:54
Subject: Re:You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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killykavekommando wrote:n0t_u wrote:Should join the Dakka server if you haven't.
YKTSFW you get an album and one song goes for 28 minutes...
Server for what game?
I am guessing minecraft, since you just mentioned it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 04:53:13
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Lady of the Lake
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Yep the MC one.
YKTSFW there's a ninja spider while you're dealing with several creepers...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 05:00:58
Subject: You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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n0t_u wrote:Yep the MC one.
YKTSFW there's a ninja spider while you're dealing with several creepers...
YKTSFW there's an actual ninja spider in your house, and it's gonna kick your ass.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 05:03:27
Subject: Re:You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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YKTRF when your (rather unjust) 2 day ban is over.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 05:05:40
Subject: Re:You know that Sinking Feeling when... COME ONE COME ALL!
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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Coolyo294 wrote:YKTRF when your (rather unjust) 2 day ban is over. I had a "rather unjust" 15 day ban for "spam" which happened to be a comment along the lines of "epic quote ladder is epic" Jan2-17
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