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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought






Ingelheim am Rhein, Germany

Deadshot wrote:Keep your fingers crossed liquidjoshi. As my local friends would say

" Keep 'er lit."




He shall be my finest bear-fighter, the man with a book as a face. With sharp claws and massive paws shall he be mauled. He will be of steely nerve and named after a Special Rule of a Super-Sniper. In a leather jacket he will be armoured, and with the biggest stick shall he be armed. He will be seen on Youtube and Dakka, Animal Lovets International will hunt him down. He will have fines, court cases and Dakka popularity so that no man nor woman may say " Humans can't fight a bear!"

He is my bulwark against wild animals. He is my defence against the Grizzlies. He is Deadshot and he shall know no fear!!!!


he will rise to be a youtube legend

though through sucess or failure, we dont yet know....

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Courageous Space Marine Captain






Glasgow, Scotland

Let's pray for success.

I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
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Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!

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Pious Warrior Priest





English Russia.

When you open you underwear drawer in the morning and it's empty.

Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! 
   
Made in gb
Courageous Space Marine Captain






Glasgow, Scotland

Oh don't get me started on that...

I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!

Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
 
   
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Fixture of Dakka






Ol' Blighty

When you notice you've ran out of toilet paper... after you've finished your business.

When you come home to a shoebox full of models torn apart by a ravenous dog after you leave half a packet of mints in there.
(no casualties, a few broken arms but nothing a dab of glue can't fix)


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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. 
   
Made in gb
Hauptmann




In the belly of the whale.

When you display every symptom of bipolar disorder...

kestril wrote:The game is only as fun as the people I play it with.


"War is as natural to a man as maternity is to a woman." 
   
Made in us
Nasty Nob on a Boar






Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

When you still aren't clear whats happening. So wait Deadshot, you are fighting a grizzly bear unarmed and hoping to kill it with a nadshot?

 angel of ecstasy wrote:

You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.


2000  
   
Made in gb
Courageous Space Marine Captain






Glasgow, Scotland

When self diagnose about 3 different menral disorders but the doctor tells you you know nothing.

I can tell I have exetreme paranoia. Just don't anyone.

I can tell I am depressive.

I can tell I have an overactive imagination/am delusional.



I just ignore it. I quite enjoyvthe delusions actually.

I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!

Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
 
   
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Hauptmann




In the belly of the whale.

Deadshot wrote:When self diagnose about 3 different menral disorders but the doctor tells you you know nothing.

I can tell I have exetreme paranoia. Just don't anyone.

I can tell I am depressive.

I can tell I have an overactive imagination/am delusional.



I just ignore it. I quite enjoyvthe delusions actually.


YKTSFW the only reason I am not pushing for a diagnosis is because it will prevent me from joining the army.

kestril wrote:The game is only as fun as the people I play it with.


"War is as natural to a man as maternity is to a woman." 
   
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought




The oceans of the world

That sinking feeling when your school email won't work.
   
Made in ca
Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps







Deadshot wrote:
lowmanjason wrote:
Deadshot wrote:



I was simply going to use superior agility. It can't move very fast of its hind legs, and can't turn sharply on all fours, so jusy keep moving. I also have the knowledge to know where to hit it. It will just try to attack. I know that a well timed and aimed strike to the throat will be painful and make it hard to breathe. A strike with a heavy object the base of the skull can kill it. A well placed kick in the knee will be sore and damage its leg. Once I get behind it just punch its tail to anger it and cause it to tire quicker. Simples.


a kick to the knee? lol


To the hind leg and the second joint. It would fall if it was on its hind legs and potentially cripple it if I kicked hard enough.


If you happen to be able to kick with the force of a car compressor, or the bear happens to be a leper, it could work. Otherwise it'll eat you.

   
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Tunneling Trygon





Bradley Beach, NJ

Anybody seen the end of Grizzly Man?

Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0


http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page 
   
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Tunneling Trygon





Bradley Beach, NJ

When you can't get on ShirtPunch.com

Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0


http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page 
   
Made in ca
Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps







Squidmanlolz wrote:When you can't get on ShirtPunch.com


When you're not sure what that is, but assume it has something to do with shirts.

   
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Tunneling Trygon





Bradley Beach, NJ

im2randomghgh wrote:
Squidmanlolz wrote:When you can't get on ShirtPunch.com


When you're not sure what that is, but assume it has something to do with shirts.


They sell cool shirts, but only one type per day and only for 24 hours. If you miss out on a cool shirt, it's too late.

Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0


http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page 
   
Made in ca
Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps







Squidmanlolz wrote:
im2randomghgh wrote:
Squidmanlolz wrote:When you can't get on ShirtPunch.com


When you're not sure what that is, but assume it has something to do with shirts.


They sell cool shirts, but only one type per day and only for 24 hours. If you miss out on a cool shirt, it's too late.


Okay.

Personally I'd like a nice tight, solid coloured shirt with soft material (à la A&F)

   
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Nasty Nob on a Boar






Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

When every shirt you own was purchased for ten bucks at Kholes

 angel of ecstasy wrote:

You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.


2000  
   
Made in us
Tunneling Trygon





Bradley Beach, NJ

TheAngrySquig wrote:When every shirt you own was purchased for ten bucks at Kholes


Same. Well, close...

Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0


http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page 
   
Made in ca
Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps







Squidmanlolz wrote:
TheAngrySquig wrote:When every shirt you own was purchased for ten bucks at Kholes


Same. Well, close...


TIGHT SHIRTS

Show off the bod

   
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Nasty Nob on a Boar






Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

Haha, not me, I have what I like to call the laundry sack

 angel of ecstasy wrote:

You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.


2000  
   
Made in us
Nasty Nob on a Boar






Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

But hey, I stay insulated, and my gf thinks I make a wonderful pillow

 angel of ecstasy wrote:

You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.


2000  
   
Made in us
Trustworthy Shas'vre





Cruising in my CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

...When you die in mine craft and lost your diamonds in the lava

I guarantee you that I'm not really as smart as the test says:

Test Your IQ 
   
Made in ca
Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps







TheAngrySquig wrote:But hey, I stay insulated, and my gf thinks I make a wonderful pillow


Yeah, I imagine it is uncomfortable cuddling with someone with a hard body. Wouldn't know what it feels like, because even really fit girls have considerably higher body fat % than men, and I am not about to cuddle with a man.

   
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Lady of the Lake






Should join the Dakka server if you haven't.

YKTSFW you get an album and one song goes for 28 minutes...

   
Made in us
Trustworthy Shas'vre





Cruising in my CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

n0t_u wrote:Should join the Dakka server if you haven't.

YKTSFW you get an album and one song goes for 28 minutes...


Server for what game?

I guarantee you that I'm not really as smart as the test says:

Test Your IQ 
   
Made in ca
Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps







killykavekommando wrote:
n0t_u wrote:Should join the Dakka server if you haven't.

YKTSFW you get an album and one song goes for 28 minutes...


Server for what game?


I am guessing minecraft, since you just mentioned it.

   
Made in au
Lady of the Lake






Yep the MC one.

YKTSFW there's a ninja spider while you're dealing with several creepers...

   
Made in ca
Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps







n0t_u wrote:Yep the MC one.

YKTSFW there's a ninja spider while you're dealing with several creepers...


YKTSFW there's an actual ninja spider in your house, and it's gonna kick your ass.

   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






YKTRF when your (rather unjust) 2 day ban is over.

Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points  
   
Made in ca
Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps







Coolyo294 wrote:YKTRF when your (rather unjust) 2 day ban is over.


I had a "rather unjust" 15 day ban for "spam" which happened to be a comment along the lines of "epic quote ladder is epic"

Jan2-17

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