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Darkvoidof40k wrote:

Don't waggle that thing at me...I made a perfectly valid point,Ninja might have gone a bit overboard...but hey...it's the Apocalypse.

hey, look, new page^

Anyway...I didn't mean my comments as an attack on Karon,I simply meant that he has the opportunity,as the only player not involved in the event,to flesh out his "Snow/Patrick" story and in doing so perhaps suggest some ideas as to what happens next in the overall RP.

FM Ninja 048 wrote:

hey, look, new page^

Why yes...yes indeed it is...what do you want to bet we break 100 before Halon and Tombstone and their group get back to the limber camp?.

I get what you mean fitzz


*nudge nudge, hint, hint, glances at karon*

It's pretty much guarantied. Save for the event bit I posted today, we've had about 20+ pages of nothin'.

FITZZ wrote:

FM Ninja 048 wrote:

hey, look, new page^

Why yes...yes indeed it is...what do you want to bet we break 100 before Halon and Tombstone and their group get back to the limber camp?.

well, it's time for overlord tip #4 so maby, thats if there is a lumbercamp to get back to

Darkvoidof40k wrote:It's pretty much guarantied. Save for the event bit I posted today, we've had about 20+ pages of nothin'.

As I said..this thread has more padding than a Bert I Gordon film...of course I'm partialy responsible for that..but meh what the hell.

Yeah, I realize, and I will do this indeed. Its going to take them a few days of straight driving to get to new york, and I'm going to RP one or two "speedbumps" along the way before they get there.

Don't take it that I'm not excited, I am very much so that I am able to develop another side of my character.

@ Karon.

Yes,your Character definitely has a bit of a ride ahead of him.
Not only in distance,but through/near quite a few densely populated areas.

http://www.distance24.org/Virginia%20Beach

...It'll be interesting to see what you come up with.

*pst* FITZZ, i have alot less of a problem with tomb, and lots of helicopter gunships, whats say we, you-know,team up and kill everyone.

FM Ninja 048 wrote:*pst* FITZZ, i have alot less of a problem with tomb, and lots of helicopter gunships, whats say we, you-know,team up and kill everyone.

..Hmmm...an evil alliance could be just the thing I need..BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Halon looks at Tomb with an eyebrow raised in an interrogatory(made up a word, yay) fashion.

"Who were you talking to Tomb?" Halon inquired.

"Oh," Tomb said while tucking a note in his pocket, "just myself."

"You were doing a maniacal laugh though." Halon was still somewhat confused.

"I was, err, practicing for when we get to the lumber camp." Tombstone said calmly.

Halon shrugged his shoulders and turned around as Tombstone pulled his pistol and checked the chamber...

halonachos wrote:Halon looks at Tomb with an eyebrow raised in an interrogatory(made up a word, yay) fashion.

"Who were you talking to Tomb?" Halon inquired.

"Oh," Tomb said while tucking a note in his pocket, "just myself."

"You were doing a maniacal laugh though." Halon was still somewhat confused.

"I was, err, practicing for when we get to the lumber camp." Tombstone said calmly.

Halon shrugged his shoulders and turned around as Tombstone pulled his pistol and checked the chamber...

No worries Halonachos..Old Tombstones not going to betray you.

halonachos wrote:

Not saying I don't trust you, but your card deck says something about you. You have like 15 of these in a deck of 30 cards.

That "I'm watchin' ya-finger-motion-thing" is displayed rather poorly in your picture, Nachos. Over here we'd just call that swearing .

But we're not so stupid that we don't know what you American savages were trying to communicate .

Darkvoidof40k wrote:That "I'm watchin' ya-finger-motion-thing" is displayed rather poorly in your picture, Nachos. Over here we'd just call that swearing .

But we're not so stupid that we don't know what you American savages were trying to communicate .

Well,normally we would just beat on our chest and throw biscuits( and I mean biscuits...not those cookies you Brits eat) at one another to get our point across...but were attempting to be more civilized.

That goes that goes uuuu.

Try to get what I'm trying to say you 'sophisticated' englishmen!

"What this then, eh? A new subject?"

"A new subject, boss."

"Ah, good! Excellent! Brilliant!"

"Yes boss."

"Right, standard procedure. Do you have the high-tech instrumentation I requested?"

"Yes, boss."

"Good grunt! 'ave a cookie!"

"Thanks boss! nomnomnom"

"Right, what's this savage's name then?"

"Well boss, we reckon it's called Halo Nakahos."

"You 'reckon'. You 'reckon'?"

"Err, yes boss."

"Give me that cookie back, you useless, useless LITTLE MAN!"

"Yes boss." *regurgitates*

"Right, onto standard procedure. Bring me the first instrument."

"You mean the stick, boss?"

"Yes, whatever. I prefer to use its technical name: Life-Sign Detector, and if you use the other power setting, then it becomes a Reactor."

"How's that, boss?"

"Well, if you prod something and it moves, then it's alive. If it's alive and you prod it repeatedly, then you can get a reaction - even if that reaction is nothing. How else do you think we discovered that prodding a poisonous snake pisses it off, eh? Fool."

"Urr.. yes boss."

"That's right, grunt. Now, initiate phase one of Life Detecting."

"Yes boss. Iniffisating now."

"No, INITIATING!"

"Yes boss. Doing that of phase one of that thing now boss."

"No, no, no! You're doing it wrong, grunt! Aim for the head! Get its eyes out! The eyes, the eyes damnit!"

"YEAAAAAAAAARGH!"

"Boss, it put a sausage on the detecta-wotsit."

"Someone get me a new grunt, this one's slowed! Damnit, I hope your warranty is still usable."

"Yes boss."

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Yeah, we'z so sophisticated, innit bruv respect man!




You over-the-pond-savages were saying?

Dark, your giving us British a bad name!

It should have gone summit like this (Imagine it being spoken by a man with a pair of plums in his mouth)

"Ho-ho! What pray do we have here then?"

"A new subject, Guv'na!"

"Ah, good, spiffing even!"

"Right you are Guv'na!"

"Do you have the latest in responsiveness technology, shipped from Darkest Africa?"

"Err.. yes?!

"Jolly good show you delightful miscreant! Have this vol au vont!"

"What's this grey lumpy stuff on it?"

"Caviare."

"..."

"Now, what is this heathens name?" *snorting noise*

"Err, think it's called Halo Nakahos, Guv'na."

"Oh, that won't do at all! Your pronunciation is all wrong! Right, onto the standard procedures. Bring me the Life sign designator!"

"The Stick Giv'na?"

"My god man, if you cannot even pronounce governor correctly, I will facilitate the removal of yourself from my establishment this very instant!"

And so on, and so forth.

Yeah.. I was being sarcastic with my one.

But rewind a few hundred years to when everyone was special in da brain, and yours would be accurate, ghosty.

I couldn't be asked with writing a stereotypical cockney/posh one.

Anyway.. um.. carry on, everyone.

Crazy Americans and pampered Englishmen have nothing on us, Belgians. As Jullius Caesar said: Horum omnium fortissimi sunt Belgae

*the belgians are the bravest of all the gauls.*

now get typing dark, before we come pay you a visit.

There is someone called Atlas who will be knocking on your door soon...

If you did'nt guess, it's me, and that is one of my many names.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Seriously though, me want einem event

sillyboy wrote:Crazy Americans and pampered Englishmen have nothing on us, Belgians. As Jullius Caesar said: Horum omnium fortissimi sunt Belgae

*the belgians are the bravest of all the gauls.*

now get typing dark, before we come pay you a visit.

but not the bravest of them all, oh look Belgium in conqured but Scotland isn't

Meh. defiant till the end. Just like in my school.

FM Ninja 048 wrote:but not the bravest of them all, oh look Belgium in conqured but Bcotland isn't

Belgium was conquered many times. It is one of the reasons why Belgium is the country where people can speak the most languages. (I think)

You also have to take in account, that belgium was always defiant against their oppressors. Hell, we now have our own country, and we are still defiant towards it.

true, just keep making good chocolate/beer or choco-beer and I'll be happy